Who would win

If they had a brawl, who would come out victorious

  • Gordon Freeman

    Votes: 92 52.3%
  • JC Denton

    Votes: 30 17.0%
  • Jack Carver

    Votes: 5 2.8%
  • Master Chief (boo!)

    Votes: 25 14.2%
  • Doom Marine

    Votes: 24 13.6%

  • Total voters
    176
Pfff Doomguy easily. WTF is annyone gonna do when t3h BFG is launched on j00!?!?!? You can dondge the BFG. It tracks :borg: :farmer: all enemies on screen as soon as its fired and does maximum damage even if it doesn't hit the enemy.
 
I think the Quake 2 guy has an edge. I mean, the blaster you start off with has unlimited ammo, which outdoes them all at a distance.

Nobody else remembers Turrican? He was hardcore.

-Angry Lawyer
 
It's down to the DooM guy and Gordon. Either them or the cowboy guy from the movie Hidalgo.
 
JC Denton wouldnt stand up to any of them really even his when he fires a weapon his invisibility is gone really and none of his other augmentations would save him
Far Cry guy is the weakest of the group
Master Chief is tough but nothing else
Doom Marine has superior firepower
Doc Freeman has excellent tools of destruction and brains

It would come down to Gordon and Doom Marine
Gordon with the gluon gun,tau cannon and antlions would pwn at medium range
gordon at short range would pwn with the grav gun or pulse rifle secondary fire and snarks (or the above although the minigun would rip him up bad)
Doom Marine would win at long range - not really fair that he can carry a mininuke around with him - btw he cant use the soulcube until he kills 5 hostiles so thats a no no in this faceoff

Master Chief would pwn hand to hand with that plasma sword
 
All jc would have to do is use his gadgets.
Master Chief= toss a emp grenade at him and he hits the floor like a pile of bricks.
Jack Carver= pepper spray his face then smack him in the head with the dragon tooth sword.
Marine= Launch gep gun at him and turn him into bloody chicken nuggets.
Freeman= Activate speed aug to dodge objects then run around him at 30mph then jump 20ft in the air to land ontop of him and beat him in the face with baton.
 
Jack Carver= Bunch of Trigens chasing after him and causing mahem where ever they are led.

Doom Marine= Bunch of Demons chasing after him and causing mayhem where ever they are led.

JC Denton= Bunch of Men/Women in Black that explode when they die are chasing after him (Fun for all). :cheese:

Master Chief= Bunch of Covenant chasing after him and kill any human that are standing.

Gordon Freeman= Bunch of Combine Badasses that want to convert the world of people into slaves and....Well you know

So therefore

Carver+Marine+Denton+Chief+Freeman= Draw :O

Draw= They all friggin die in a battle royale with each others enemies :bounce:
 
Gordon would win. He could just use his super gravity gun and pick up a friggin CAR and throw it at MC. Let's see if the Mjolner armor can withstand a freaking CAR!

Also, Gordon could just beat Jack Carver to death with a paintcan or something. He's a patsy. :O
 
The Thing said:
All I know is that Jack Carver would be the first to go. Doesn't even have a suit or any special powers.

Humor's got to count for something in combat. :thumbs:
 
Doom marine + headcrab = pwned

Carver + headcrab = pwned

Denton + headcrab = pwned

Master Chief + headcrab = run around screaming, then get eaten by barnacle

Freeman + headcrab = pest control.

Unfortunantly this also works with flood... and hell spider thingies.
 
Jack carver, all he would have to do is be halfway in a bush and no one around him could see him.

If all the game are played in hard, gordon can take the most hits...but master chief has that nifty rechargable shield. Its all luck I guess.
 
CREMATOR666 said:
Gman could interfere because Gordy is still 'useful' to him by stopping time! And all of them go Matrix-esque!!! :p


to stop time gman would have to be GOD
 
Some of you guys need to play more fps if you think weedy Gordy poos could beat any of those guys.

JC Denton, fully bio-modded, would kill all those other guys just by looking at them...
 
It depends what upgrades JC has.
But I'm going for a fully biomoded and skilled JC.
 
Doom Guy+Invulnerability Sphere+Invisibility Sphere+BFG=Pwned!
 
The marine is too dumb, he would fall into a hole or something.
Master chiefs head would blow up when gordon talks
jack carver is obvious
JC denton ((Haven't played Deux ex)) So I dunno. Though I think Gordon can pwn anyone. I mean he defeated 2 huge regimes of alien life.
 
Some of you guys need to play more fps if you think weedy Gordy poos could beat any of those guys.

I've beaten them ALL, except for Deus Ex, and I still think Gordon would win.

Lets also not forget Duke Nukem, Caleb (from Blood), or BJ Blaskowitz from Wolfenstein.

I think the fact of the matter is that they can ALL take much more punishment than your average dude... with the exception of Jack Carver who dies relatively quickly in comparison with other FPS's.

Honestly, Gordon, with a fully powered suit, seems to be able to take/ deal more damage in shorter time span than any of them. Lets face it... his Gluon gun is like a steady BFG stream and kills anything in like 3 seconds... even himself if you ever play HL1DM. Yet, with a fully powered suit, he can take multiple rockets to the chest, multiple shotgun blasts, etc. IIRC, the Master Chief dies after one. Although his suit can regenerate its shields automatically, they don't seem to be able to take much of a beating, and his health bar is like 'null' after that.

All of the old school game characters seem to be able to take a huge amount of damage. I recall the Doom1+2 Guy, BJ Blaskowitz(in Wolf. 3D), and Caleb all being able to take massive amounts of damage. Hell, BJ could heal himself on turkey legs! And we all know how well those help gunshot wounds.

Wheras nowadays, things are trying to be realistic and have you die quicker from less bullets... like Jack Carver and MC, for instance die from several shots. Even the Doom guy took a lot of damage from those shotguns in Doom3. While this may be a good thing, being more realistic, they certainly dont stand a CHANCE against the FPS heros of old... of which I feel Gordon was one of the last, and HL2 remains true to.

In one of my more other threads, I made the case that Gordon is an old school Video Game hero stuck in a realistic world. He climbs up ladders backwards, runs (or walks) around forever with no breaks... even in HL2, he still is an old-school hero. All of the others are realistic characters stuck in a realistic world. So while MC or Jack may be tough guys, and Far Cry may be more realistic, there's no way they can compete with an oldschool FPS hero like Gordon with his Gluon Gun and gravity gun who can take rockets to the face.

Here's my suggestion... make a Source MOD about it! How cool or difficult would it be to model and make a bunch of characters who all look like, have the health/weapons/abilities of their respective characters? They spawn with all their weapons and there are powerups and health packs... and you could have levels from each... a Jungle, a ruined city, a space station, Hell, a monestary... it'd be pretty fun.
 
Top Secret said:
Humor's got to count for something in combat. :thumbs:
A swords only as sharp as your wit and all that.

Anyway, the Doom marine could use his BFG and soul cube to kill the others, but probably not Freeman. Freeman would just catch them and throw them back with the Zero Point Gravity Manipulator (yes, I really want to call it that Alyx).

And Samus really would win. All she would have to do is jump (or run ) to be invincible + kill anything she hits.
 
i like gordon way more then master cheif,
but i'm honest,
i think master chief would win couse he is a armored cyborg!
(i dont know anyone in that list sep gordon and mastercheif so my vote is based on those two)
 
SHINOBI!!!!! or Ryu Hayabusa

Why?.....cuz ninja's pwn and they don't even have to be on the list :cheese:
 
The real winners are Ion Storm, Fox, Valve, Bungie and id. Well... not so much Fox.

Oh, and TheAmazingRando: I eat Vanu for breakfast.
 
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