Who would win?

Who would win in an all out fight?

  • Doom 3 Marine

    Votes: 6 4.9%

  • Duke Nukem

    Votes: 21 17.1%

  • Gordon Freeman

    Votes: 38 30.9%

  • Solid Snake

    Votes: 25 20.3%

  • Master Chief

    Votes: 21 17.1%

  • Adrian Shepard

    Votes: 10 8.1%

  • Carl Johnson

    Votes: 2 1.6%
  • Total voters
    123
I just figured out that Carl Johnson isn't the guy from family matters

Can i have my vote back :(
 
Warbie said:
Oh come on - Snake isn'tevena contender. The guy would get destroyed - completely.
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Say that when your head is twisted around looking at everything backwards. :cool:
 
xLostx said:
Say that when your head is twisted around looking at everything backwards. :cool:
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I figure that most of them can already do that. Doom marine and Adrian Shepard are in the 'army' so they have some training, Gordon Freeman is a nerd who tries to be cool so he tries to impersonate those kind of moves, Master Chief has camouflage via upgrades and can sneak up on you, and Carl Johnson is a "gansta" who also tries to be cool.

Etc. etc.
 
Gordon Freeman from that list.

But other words it will be JcDenton!
 
xLostx said:
Say that when your head is twisted around looking at everything backwards. :cool:
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Picture an old lady trying to open a really stiff jar of jam. That's Snake trying to break MC's neck ;)
 
I guess Gordon since he does have the gravity gun. And it that doesn't work on the 'Chief he can always use the Pulse Rifle's "Energy ball of death".
 
if gordo's got the organic manipulating grav gun, it's really no contest...

and CommunistPenguin, teh "Energy ball of death" pwns j00 all. :naughty:
 
Actually Gordon might win depending on which on which set of weapons he gets, HL1 weapons vs HL2 ones. The only weapon that Gordon needs is the gluon gun, that thing has like inf range and does a crap load of damage. It can rip them all apart in seconds.
 
why the hell has there never been a mod for something like this
it'd be insane
 
Duke Nukem.

john3571000 said:
why the hell has there never been a mod for something like this
it'd be insane
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The people who would make the mod would have biased opinions and let one person who they give heartiez to win.
 
john3571000 said:
why the hell has there never been a mod for something like this
it'd be insane
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Methinks Copyright issues.

My verdict
Doom 3 Marine: More of a contender than we give him credit for. I mean, not only did he survive Hell itself, he survived the well of mediocrity that is Doom 3! That however, is his downfall. What crowd would cheer for this guy?

Duke Nukem: He's a muscle bound badass with all the lines, but his ability to pwn is seriously reduced by bad sentiments coming from the feminist quarter. Get this chauvanist off my screen!

Solid Snake: Oh come on. As cool and sneaky as Snake is, he's by far the most human and easiest to kill or get killed.

Master Chief: Thing I hated about Halo #566748498: Your character's armour renders you an absolute pussy for 50% of the battle. MC is only effective so long as he can run, hide, regenerate and crap his pants (why else does he walk so goddamned slow?). Also, can only carry 2 weapons and 2 grenades at a time.

Adrian Shepherd: A Freeman Plus or a poor man's Freeman? He packs more weapons than old Gordy but the G-Man clearly doesn't value his abilities quite as much... been on Ice for too long...

Carl Johnson: Who is this? The San Andreas guy? I guess he's all ghetto and street and all that, but he'd get his ass wasted if he cruised down the westside when any of these other homeboys are in town.

Teh Winner:
Gordon Freeman: The Anti-Badass, the only guy here who's not a walking cliche. He has a mysterious void where he stores as many weapons as he likes, no voice, a stylish goatee, a super-magical robot-suit that heals his wounds and a mysterious suited man to back him up. Not to mention those glasses. They're so think they must have some special power...
 
Where are Sam Fisher and JC Denton?!

Gordon under the following conditions:
He's wearing his HEV V
He's wearing his HEV helmet
He has more weapons that his crowbar
There are enough medkits/batteries for him to grav gun

Also, where's Barney? He survived the Black Mesa Incident and the City 17 rebelion with normal body armour. Plus he can infiltrait things and has super beer powers. :bounce:
 
If Gordon had the super-gravity gun he'd win without a doubt.

Point, click, game over. And then he'd bounce the corpse off walls and pose it to have sex with a dead zombie. Like oh-so-many Garry's Mod pics.

Of course if we take the Super G-gun outta the pic its pretty even between Gordon, MC, The Doom Guy and Adrian Shepard.

Solid Snakes easily out of the picture because he can't see shit outside of 5 meters. Besides Adrian has night-vision googles. That pretty much makes Solid Snake useless no matter what the situation is. Not to mention both Freeman and Shepard took on Black Ops soldiers who are way faster and much more lethal then anything Snake could pull.

Adrian's trained in armed combat, but so in the Master Chief. But Adrian went through more in Opposing Force alone compared to both of MC's little adventures. (Opposing Force goes for about 20 hours, Halo 1 and 2 combined go for about 18). Still MC has the armor and sword though. Then there's Gordon, whose been through just as much if not more shit then both Adrian and MC combined. Plus the only training he got was a Hazard Course and he still managed to save the world. Twice. If Gordon had the training of either Adrian or the MC he'd easily whoop them both without a doubt.

But then there's the Doom Guy. Nothing beats the Doom Guy.

He f*cking DIED and was such a badass that he fought through Hell to come back. And then, once he came back he kicked Hell's ass again to save Earth. And shot John Romero's head on a pike. Extra credit for that as he was pwning John for his future sins (Daikatana anyone?)

Put the Doom Guy in a room with any of the other characters mentioned in the poll and he'd win hands down.
 
Sparta said:
If Gordon had the super-gravity gun he'd win without a doubt.

Point, click, game over. And then he'd bounce the corpse off walls and pose it to have sex with a dead zombie. Like oh-so-many Garry's Mod pics.

Of course if we take the Super G-gun outta the pic its pretty even between Gordon, MC, The Doom Guy and Adrian Shepard.

Solid Snakes easily out of the picture because he can't see shit outside of 5 meters. Besides Adrian has night-vision googles. That pretty much makes Solid Snake useless no matter what the situation is.

Adrian's trained in armed combat, but so in the Master Chief. But Adrian went through more in Opposing Force alone compared to both of MC's little adventures. (Opposing Force goes for about 20 hours, Halo 1 and 2 combined go for about 18). Still MC has the armor and sword though. Then there's Gordon, whose been through just as much if not more shit then both Adrian and MC combined. Plus the only training he got was a Hazard Course and he still managed to save the world. Twice. If Gordon had the training of either Adrian or the MC he'd easily whoop them both without a doubt.

But then there's the Doom Guy. Nothing beats the Doom Guy.

He f*cking DIED and was such a badass that he fought through Hell to come back. And then, once he came back he kicked Hell's ass again to save Earth. And shot John Romero's head on a pike. Extra credit for that as he was pwning John for his future sins (Daikatana anyone?)

Put the Doom Guy in a room with any of the other characters mentioned in the poll and he'd win hands down.
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If you read the books MC has night vision, and he has been in hundreds of battles.
 
Gordon would own all.

Master chief couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
 
Foxtrot said:
If you read the books MC has night vision, and he has been in hundreds of battles.
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Hundreds of battles don't mean squat when you've got a guy who fought back the hordes of hell to save the Earth.

And night-vision won't save you from an Organic Gravity Gun either.
 
Sparta said:
Hundreds of battles don't mean squat when you've got a guy who fought back the hordes of hell to save the Earth.

And night-vision won't save you from an Organic Gravity Gun either.
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All MC has to do to combat the gravity gun is hijack a strider, game over.
 
Foxtrot said:
All MC has to do to combat the gravity gun is hijack a strider, game over.
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Last i checked, MC couldn't fly. So how does he hijack a strider if he can't reach the top? Climb its legs? Not to mention you can't pilot a Strider because there is no cockpit, or at least its never been determined that there is some kind of pilot or driver in there.
 
And Gordon downed multiple striders. And if anyone is going to get Striders to be his bitch, it's Gordon who is conveniently placed in the same game series.

Again i'll restate it: MC just runs and hides like a pussy. Nowhere to hide, and he'd die quickly.
 
Look - MC is a cyborg from the future. Without his armour he would own them all.

Add his battle suit and some heavy weapons and he could eat all of them put together :)
 
Warbie said:
Look - MC is a cyborg from the future. Without his armour he would own them all.

Add his battle suit and some heavy weapons and he could eat all of them put together :)
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Pish posh. The MC can only take two sniper shots, where as Gordon and even Solid Snake can take more then that.

Cyborg my ass, Robocop could own MC anytime. Besides, even if MC could deflect more sniper shots than anyone else, how can you beat a guy who can't die?
 
But he can duel weild!!!!

And let's be fair - Gordon only fights slow aliens and human ratards, and the Doom guys just has to quick save every 2 minutes.

MC owns!
 
Warbie said:
But he can duel weild!!!!

And let's be fair - Gordon only fights slow aliens and human ratards, and the Doom guys just has to quick save every 2 minutes.

MC owns!
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Do you mean, "retards"?
 
Warbie said:
And let's be fair - Gordon only fights slow aliens and human ratards
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So? The MC had to fight a packet of Fruit Pastels!
 
Warbie said:
But he can duel weild!!!!

And let's be fair - Gordon only fights slow aliens and human ratards, and the Doom guys just has to quick save every 2 minutes.

MC owns!
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So what if he can duel wield, he still can't stop the Doom Guy from coming back to life again. Doom Guy wins, end of story.
 
Stingey said:
Paladin owns them all, nerf pally's
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Pally's are wimps. Priests > Paladins all day long .... it's those bloody shamans :/
 
pffft

conker pwns everyone

cmon a squirrel whit a machigun what can beat that?
 
Warbie said:
Pally's are wimps. Priests > Paladins all day long .... it's those bloody shamans :/
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Bloody shamans and their healing powers. A Hunter could take out a shaman 3 times before the hunter dies if the shaman didn't have that bloody healing spell
 
Warbie said:
In all fairness - he wouldn't stand half a chance :)
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Between Max Payne and Carl, he would Sp3wn his ass. Lets look at the reason for Max's entry

1- Healing by Painkillers, including headshots, fatal wounds, and gut shots
2- Slow Mo allowing to react faster, dodge bullets as well as showing off his moves
3- You wouldn't want to mess with his sidekick, Mona
4- He knows how to use an M79 grenade launcher as well as the JackHammer and Stryker Assault shotguns
5- He's taken out half of the Mafia family in one night, even normal people have problems with that
 
Master Chief would win, up until Duke Nukem and Gordon Freeman marched into his path -- then it would be a battle Royale. Solid snake would be too busy scaring the Doom 3 marine with his stealth tactics.
 
Gordon Freeman could win with one hand behind his back and a crowbar in his other.
 
Master chief needs two assault rifles to take some ugly ass trolls with blue blades:

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Gordon freeman takes on some alien quadruple-bladed beast and two striders WITH A CROWBAR:

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