Who would you do?

Who Would You Do?

  • Gordon Freeman

    Votes: 6 8.8%
  • Barney Calhoun

    Votes: 2 2.9%
  • Alyx Vance

    Votes: 28 41.2%
  • Dr. Judith Mossman

    Votes: 14 20.6%
  • Dr. Eli Vance

    Votes: 1 1.5%
  • Dr. Isaac Kleiner

    Votes: 2 2.9%
  • Dr. Arne Magnusson

    Votes: 2 2.9%
  • G-Man

    Votes: 3 4.4%
  • Uriah

    Votes: 5 7.4%
  • Other

    Votes: 5 7.4%

  • Total voters
    68
  • Poll closed .
I'd do Gordon way before Barney. For some reason Gordon seems more cuddle worthy, also he seems like he'd smell much better. I'd imagine Barney smelling like booze and sweat.

None. I'm not sad.

Wut?
 
Other:

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I totally relate. The distopian nature of society is forcing this fine figure of a lady to degrading herself in back alleys. I would do her. For solidarity. Us bikes, we have to stick together. I think one of the strengths of this series is in presenting real, believable bike characters that aren't simply stereotypes or presenting unrealistic body images to impressionable young bikes. This scene right here, it really represents the plight of my people.

Edit: spoiler'd picture for size.
 
I've always liked Kleiner but I had to go with Gordon.

For a second, I thought I saw Barney in the lead! That was a surprise...

But no, it was Alyx... you know, I find many women sexy, but Alyx... she's kind of motherly, sisterly, anything else but sexy! Thank god, that must mean I'm not gay or even bi after all.
 
hm, for the main course - Barney with a side order of Gordon. And for dessert - Adrian Shephard.

....what?
 
Either Gordon (seems like one of these "tough on the exterior but potentially cuddly & sensitive on the interior" kinda guys, plus how can you go wrong with the geeky glasses & goatee? :naughty: dunno I find him cute) or Barney (I agree with Pinkle!). And if I was gay definitely Alyx.


Hey, Kleiner was actually kinda handsome when he had hair ;)

Quite true.
 
You know that metrocop that asks you to put the can in the trash.
I'd stick that can somewhere else if i had the chance
 
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