Who wouldn't buy this magazine?

[Reginald]

Despite being poor, I am going into town to buy this tomorrow. I may even pay to laminate the front cover.

That is all.

 

[Yorick]

Omg! They're making Angels and Demons into a movie?!?!?!

Just kidding, Dan Brown sucks.

And Megan Fox is ****ing hot.

 

[Remus]

Megan Fox! Transformers 2!? ... wait what?!

Does not compute... does not compute! *head asplodes*

 

[Lucid]

Holy shit, she looks like a god damn dude there.

 

[hot564231]

Oh please... just download porn and photoshop her face on the one being anally ****ed and get on with it.

 

[MJ12]

Man what a dumb shit tattoo.

 

[Warped]

shes hot but there are plenty of hot people out there. shes also looks like female version of Russell Brand:

 

[pomegranate]

I can't wait for wet-look leggings to go out of fashion... walking down the street in town or out at night lately I find myself bumping into street furniture as my head is uncontrollably twitched away from the way I'm heading... drooling...

 

[Kadayi]

She's a very attractive girl (almost a 21st century version of Jennifer Connelly), but why on earth she decided to start covering herself in tattoos is an utter mystery....

 

[barbarbarbarbar]

Call me a fag or something but who is Megan Fox ?

 

[Reginald]

You're a fagorsomething.

 

[Yorick]

(almost a 21st century version of Jennifer Connelly).

Except that Jennifer Connelly isn't attractive, and Megan Fox is.

 

[Eejit]

First time Empire has had a woman on the cover for years - since Kill Bill I think (aside from editions with multiple collectible covers).

 

[Lucid]

Except that Jennifer Connelly isn't attractive, and Megan Fox is.

Gaychar.

 

[MJ12]

Jennifer Connelly isn't attractive

Biggest flaming fag man dick lover in the world right here.

Jennifer Connelly is miles more attractive than Megan Fox, Fox is more unnaturally thin/tranny-looking
Jennifer Connelly is just one naturally beautiful woman, especially for her age. Had a huge crush on her when I was young.

 

[Eejit]

There's clear similarity, though neither of them are amazing imo.

 

[MJ12]

There is a bit of a similarity, but Megan Fox is such a product of her time, more trashy, to thin. Plus, she always has that bitchy look on her face that makes me want to punch it off.

Essentially Megan Fox is like Jennifer Connelly with -40 pounds, less curves, less butt, less boobs, less classy style, more dated hair and clothing, and with stupid shit tattoos all over.

 

[Remus]

Based on the face alone, I would say that Jennifer Connelly looks better. Also I find it cute that she always looks half asleep.

 

[Eejit]

There is a bit of a similarity, but Megan Fox is such a product of her time, more trashy, to thin. Plus, she always has that bitchy look on her face that makes me want to punch it off.

Essentially Megan Fox is like Jennifer Connelly with -40 pounds, less curves, less butt, less boobs, less classy style, more dated hair and clothing, and with stupid shit tattoos all over.

Would the Goblin King agree?

 

[SimpleAssassin]

my god labryinth is a weird film

 

[Eejit]

And so, so awesome.

 

[Lucid]

I just saw it on DVD at Walmart the other day.
I think I might pick it up, haven't seen it in maybe 10+ years.

It's the one with David Bowie as the Goblin King right? God, the music in it was so cheesy and yet so great.

 

[Remus]

and with stupid shit tattoos all over.

Wait... so that text thing on her side is a real tattoo? I thought it was just an effect for the magazine cover... :|

 

[SimpleAssassin]

only seen it once, was quite good, one thing that struck me as odd was how the girl wasn't shocked at all the shit that was happening

 

[NeptuneUK]

Star Trek! Hell yeah!

 

[Yorick]

I still maintain that Jennifer Connelly looks like she's retarded.

In after and probably before more "yorick is gay"

 

[Warped]

imo Jennifer beats Megan in terms of natural look. They're both hot but if I got a choice it would be Jennifer hands down

 

[MJ12]

I still maintain that Jennifer Connelly looks like she's retarded.

In after and probably before more "yorick is gay"

You better be the hottest mother f*cker on the planet mother f*cker to have those standards.

 

[Yorick]

You better be the hottest mother f*cker on the planet mother f*cker to have those standards.

Oh please. Attraction varies person to person, it's not a ****ing line graph.

 

[Warped]

its plain and simple, 99.9% of straight guys would bang Jennifer Connelly. the other.01% are lying about being straight

 

[Kadayi]

its plain and simple, 99.9% of straight guys would bang Jennifer Connelly. the other.01% are lying about being straight

I almost spat tea over the monitor laughing at that

Agreed.

I don't think she has quite the same allure now, she was quite possibly one of the most naturally attractive women in Hollywood but back in the day. Considering she's almost 40 she still looks pretty good though it has to be said.

Back then

Now

Certainly worth checking out her turns in 'The Hot Spot' and 'Requiem for a dream'

 

[Raziaar]

Those are some thick eyebrows.

 

[Warped]

Those are some thick eyebrows.

its better than those hand drawn eyebrows and fake tan shit you see everywhere now

 

[SimpleAssassin]

damn i didnt even notice the eyebrows now they are all i can see

 

[Warped]

damn i didnt even notice the eyebrows now they are all i can see

I jizzed in my pants

 

[SimpleAssassin]

she is hot though to be fair

 

[Ennui]

Megan Fox is a fox, no doubt, but she looks like she's carved out of porcelain in that picture. I don't understand what's so attractive about ultra-photoshopped hot chicks, it's not real. Kind of weird actually, I think it speaks quite negatively about our culture. Also, that tattoo is ****ing retarded.

Jennifer Connelly is WAY WAY WAY more hot than Megan Fox by the way, anyone who thinks otherwise has wet dreams about being penetrated in every possible orifice by dozens of grotesquely monstrous black cocks.

 

[Yorick]

ITT everyone calls Yorick gay because he doesn't find this one particular girl attractive.

**** you all.

 

[Darkside55]

Megan Fox is a pretty attractive girl, I like the way she looks on that cov--

*Autobot tattoo*

Megan Fox is pig disguting. What a hideous bitch.





Also this thread should be repurposed into a Labyrinth thread. Do it or be thrown into the bog of eternal stench.

 

[Sheepo]

She's hot but that cover isn't really that great. And if she was completely uninvolved with Transformers and she had that tattoo simply by choice, you know that you'd think it was awesome.