Who's Your Inner European?

Your Inner European is Dutch!

Open minded and tolerant.
You're up for just about anything.

Ain't that a crock of shit.
 
Your Inner European is French!

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Smart and sophisticated.
You have the best of everything - at least, *you* think so.

Nooooooo!
 
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Open minded and tolerant.
You're up for just about anything.
 
Slightly of topic but from the same site:

How evil are you?


You are 44% Evil

You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

Heheh:devil:
 
Italian.

I've actually got strong italian blood in me and get told i look italian a lot so fair enough!
 
Irish.

Well that sounds about right, I do follow the path laid out by my Irish ancestors, whence they were the world's most advanced nation.
 
***Your Inner European is Italian!***


Passionate and colorful.
You show the world what culture really is.

I do enjoy big breasted Italian women :E.
 
Your Inner European is Russian!
Mysterious and exotic.
You've got a great balance of danger and allure.

Hell yeah
 
Theres only two things I hate in this world, people who are intolerant of other people's cultures and a dutch.

Shiite, I got dutch.

I got French first, ruined my whole day.
 
I got Irish. Which is amusing since I don't drink.

This test sucks ass. It really does. It sucks so much ass.

You're all a bunch of faggy eurotrash emo ass suckers.
 
hmm... I got French.

F*ck the French, I'm German and British Isles. Also the French would rather run than actually fire bullets in a war.
 
It's more of a preservation of cultural de-integration.

I prefer my pasta, Ferraris, and high heels to be Italian because I believe that is their home. Sure you can get those things in Germany, but outside of Porsche and some sweet (and some gross) BDSM I don't think Germany should be known for these things. ;)

On an interesting, yet somewhat unrelated note my new wheels were made in Italy. Mmm tasty, sexy, and fast.
 
Hmm, I'm torn between Ferarri, Porsche, and the Corvette. Sh*t, what does that make me?
 
Well, Ferrari are generally beastlike vehicles. Untamed, wild, no frills no gadgets. Porsche are very finely tuned driving instruments, precise as surgical tools. The 'Vette, is a mid-life crisis cock machine with a cheap interior, as opposed to the Ferrari's merely downplayed sportsman's interior. Somewhat tame, though can get pretty mad if you push it.

They are all great cars but depending on the one you choose, it really says something about your personality.
 
_Z_Ryuken said:
The 'Vette, is a mid-life crisis cock machine with a cheap interior, as opposed to the Ferrari's merely downplayed sportsman's interior. Somewhat tame, though can get pretty mad if you push it.
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rofl, good one. I look at them in a merely performance point of view. While Porsche and Ferrari are hella nicer cars, the new Z06 'Vette outperforms just about every Porsche, except for the 911 turbo (even), and the Carerra GT (which costs around $300,000 US). And well, Ferrari is Ferrari: hella expensive, but if you can afford it, buy it.
 
Ok, Finally I managed to get Irish. Holy Sh*t my penis name is godzilla, or darth vader if I use the shortened version of my name.
 
wakiwaki said:
rofl, good one. I look at them in a merely performance point of view. While Porsche and Ferrari are hella nicer cars, the new Z06 'Vette outperforms just about every Porsche, except for the 911 turbo (even), and the Carerra GT (which costs around $300,000 US). And well, Ferrari is Ferrari: hella expensive, but if you can afford it, buy it.
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I look at it from a "how many old women are driving one" point of view.

Corvette, late 80s-now, lots of old white ladies.
Porsche Carrera 4, Caymen, Boxster, old Korean women.
Ferraris are rarely seen and driven by such people. :cool:
 
Just get a bike, it makes so much more sense. :)
Mine cost 1200 quid with 450 quid insurance and it outperforms a Porsche 911 by quite some considerable margin. It's not even a full on sportsbike, and there are bikes out there that are over twice as powerful.
 
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