Why Am I Staring At A Carrot!!

[blahblahblah]

Whats funny is I didn't notice the carrot when zonealarm was up. I disabled it so I could download some UT2K4 maps and when I came back to this site I saw a giant carrot.

Whew, Zonealarm is back up, no more carrot.

 

[Reven]

OK maybe we are too alert.

no such thing, thats like saying, there are to many head crabs in HL... :monkee:

 

[thehunter1320]

it was only a drill for when new HL2 news or media is released, they'll put up a carrot w/ a top when it is not a drill, silly!

 

[Letters]

Uhhhh... 'k...

 

[Munro]

The carrot is a rare mystical entity only appearing for a few minutes every couple of months to those who dare view the forums past midnight. Feel honoured you have witnessed such an event and survived. Many people are driven mad by its orange features looking down at you upon each and every thread…

 

[Kylebn]

be scared, very sacred, the carrot says to go rob your local bank and send the money to valve, mmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[kelfar]

If you look at the carrot in a mirror it says "HL2 9/30/2004". I KNEW they wouldn't make the summer release. I hate vegetables. :flame:

 

[Reven]

The carrot is a rare mystical entity only appearing for a few minutes every couple of months to those who dare view the forums past midnight. Feel honoured you have witnessed such an event and survived. Many people are driven mad by its orange features looking down at you upon each and every thread…

im MELTING!!!

:rolling:

 

[Lobster]

Ahgrgrhgrhgrhrh , Fuznug Cup Of Tea Anyone, Ima Cucumber Extractor Fan , Whats That A Mammoth, Half-life 2? Bazimbo Chickens Woop Woop

 

[Letters]

I was gone for 15 minutes and it had to happen then! I'm to rip my eyeballs out!

 

[Reven]

I was gone for 15 minutes and it had to happen then! I'm to rip my eyeballs out!

let me help you

 

[Vegeta897]

Ahgrgrhgrhgrhrh , Fuznug Cup Of Tea Anyone, Ima Cucumber Extractor Fan , Whats That A Mammoth, Half-life 2? Bazimbo Chickens Woop Woop

Woah, that's what the carrot told me!

 

[63]

The carrot is a rare mystical entity only appearing for a few minutes every couple of months to those who dare view the forums past midnight. Feel honoured you have witnessed such an event and survived. Many people are driven mad by its orange features looking down at you upon each and every thread…

past midnight?! its 4 PM here!

 

[Dedalus]

i swear...Letters....britney in your avatar looks like she's having trouble with her hemorrhoids.

 

[Dedalus]

past midnight?! its 4 PM here!

it's almost 1 in the morning here in the uk...so yeah...munro lives in the uk so i guess the carrot runs on uk time

 

[Lobster]

he lives within running distance of me! ... *locks his door*

 

[ray_MAN]

Wowza! I lived. I am going to take over the world. I AM UNSTOPPABLE!

 

[Letters]

i swear...Letters....britney in your avatar looks like she's having trouble with her hemorrhoids.

WHAT?!

Britney got no hemorrhoids, n3wb!

 

[Munro]

The carrots in America just aren't evil enough to pop up on websites.

 

[Prince of China]

I d3stroyed T3H carroot! Now I are talkingzs liek this for abso-****ing-lutly no raison!

 

[Kylebn]

its gone damit its gone, nnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo, what hasssss happpeeeennneeeeddddddddd

 

[Reven]

1 word: ate it

 

[AmishSlayer]

The Britney in Letters' avatar looks like she's ready to hop on any guy that comes up to her...if only it were true.

 

[WhiteBoy]

That carrot kinda freaked me out...

 

[Prince of China]

1 word: ate it

No .

I d3stroyed T3H carroot! Now I are talkingzs liek this for abso-****ing-lutly no raison!

 

[wowyouareacow]

aaaw I still miss it. I want it to come baaack. carrot. aaaarg. nooooo ;(

 

[Reven]

No .

i tripple no that

mwhahaha, i ate the carrot

 

[Letters]

Well this is certainly the quickest thread I've seen recently!

The Britney in Letters' avatar looks like she's ready to hop on any guy that comes up to her...if only it were true.

Oh, it is! :naughty:

 

[Reven]

Yes, i used my magic 'sexy attack' to make it popular.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

latterz gets pus trast me

 

[Orange]

Yes, good stuff. Whilst you've been away, the forums appear to have taken a more botanical direction.
Besides, carrots orange, HEV suit... Orange.
<Dies>

Huh wha? did someone say my name?

 

[CyberSh33p]

I have changed my sig for the great carrot!

 

[blahblahblah]

I have changed my sig for the great carrot!

I believe I beat you to it. Just never posted anything about it.

 

[CyberSh33p]

you willl meet your doom swiftly, blahblahblah.

 

[blahblahblah]

you willl meet your doom swiftly, blahblahblah.

Does it always have to end in war Cybersh33p?

 

[CyberSh33p]

Does it always have to end in war Cybersh33p?

I... never really thought about it. Why, this has just opened new doors for me! No longer must I seek answers through violence! No longer must I perpetuate anger and destruction! I can live freely, why, I have the power to forgive! I can turn over a new leaf, be a preacher of peace and love! I can help others, look after my fellow man, and have long philosophical soliloquies! I have had an epiphany, and epiphany, I say, and I have only you to thank for it, blahblahblah!

We can all give peace a chance!

 

[blahblahblah]

I... never really thought about it. Why, this has just opened new doors for me! No longer must I seek answers through violence! No longer must I perpetuate anger and destruction! I can live freely, why, I have the power to forgive! I can turn over a new leaf, be a preacher of peace and love! I can help others, look after my fellow man, and have long philosophical soliloquies! I have had an epiphany, and epiphany, I say, and I have only you to thank for it, blahblahblah!

We can all give peace a chance!

/me stabs cyberSh33p in the back

:E

j/k. That was a pretty funny post.

 

[Reven]

lol, you guys are truly weird, i love it

 

[SpuD]

teh carrot was back?

it strikes again!!

 

[qckbeam]

all this over one damn picture of a carrot that was here for 15 minutes?

wow...