Why not to have a pre-arranged marriage ...

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...well, besides the obvious reasons:

An Arab ambassador called for an instant divorce after discovering his veil-wearing fiancée had a beard and was cross-eyed, it emerged today.

The would-be bride had hidden her face behind a Muslim niqab throughout their short courtship, meaning the diplomat had no idea what she looked like.

But as soon as the marriage was contract was signed in Dubai, in the United Arab Emirates, he tried to kiss her, before coming face-to-face with her hairy face and strange squint.

‘He was absolutely horrified,’ said a wedding guest.
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there is no god

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl...ssed-eyes.html
 
Oh god D:

Not that I find a lot of middle eastern women attractive, but that's just... D:
 
Link is broken.

EDIT: here it is.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/wor...wearing-bride-reveals-beard-crossed-eyes.html
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Yep, she totally looks like she could be hot.

‘The bride had a nice personality, but there was a good reason why she was hiding her looks behind a veil.

‘A divorce was inevitable, and the groom went straight to court leaving his new bride in floods of tears.’
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That's why you hit it from behind, freaking newb.
 
According to court papers, he said he decided to divorce her immediately after her niqab, the face-veil worn by many Gulf women for modesty, was removed.

He claimed that photographs of the woman he had been promised in marriage and which were shown to his mother in advance turned out to be of her sister.

"Every time the couple met, the bride would do her best not to reveal her entire face," a source close to the case told the local Gulf News. "After the ambassador and the woman, who is a physician, signed the marriage contract, the groom was sitting with the bride.

"He claimed to the sharia court officials that when he wanted to kiss his wife-to-be, he discovered she was bearded and cross-eyed as well."

Claiming he had been tricked, the ambassador took her parents to court to reclaim the £8,300 he had spent on jewellery, clothes and gifts for her.

The court heard an examination by a specialist failed to find any medical condition that might have caused the facial hair.

On this basis, the judge rejected the claim for compensation, but he did agree to approve the divorce.
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lol gotta feel somewhat sorry for the hairy cross eyed wife ..as nauseating as that sounds
 
so marriage in the united arab emirates is like those kinder chocolate eggs whit toys inside where you dont know what it will have inside unless you open it?

interesting...

also surprised no one demanded more pics
 
No Limit said:
Not really, the bitch should atleast have enough decency to shave.
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Thats probably against the law over there. lol i made an assumption based on a stereotype.


But it probably is.
 
He should've manned up and taken the plunge, nothing sexier than a lady with a little bit of beard.
 
He couldn't see her cross-eyes through the niqab? wtf.
 
I wish marriage were pre-arranged in the western world. Then at least I'd get some action man.
 
lame-o said:
I wish marriage were pre-arranged in the western world. Then at least I'd get some action man.
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Either warped or unozero (cant remember which one, they are easy to confuse) knows where to get some ridiculously cheap hookers, they'll help you out.
 
The ambassador’s legal team also made an application for the woman to be examined for hormonal deficiencies, but when she went to see a doctor nothing out of order was found.
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Wow, talk about a kick in the teeth.
 
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