Why not to play "sack tagging" with your friends

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A Minnesota teenager had to have his testicle amputated after being punched in the groin by a classmate, KARE11.com reported Friday.

David Gibbons, 14, was changing classes in his Crosby, Minn. high school when he was attacked by another student playing a game called “sack tapping.”
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O_O

and David is not the only student who has suffered the consequences of the “sack tapping” game.

"It's just gotten way out of control," said Dr. Scott Wheeler, a urologist in Brainerd, Minn. who says he performs three to four surgeries a year on boys with ruptured testicles and other complications as a result of “sack tapping.”
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http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/health/T...ed-After-Tapping-Game_37231261?obref=obinsite
 
It's called sack tapping WEAR YOUR OLD MAN GLASSES NEXT TIME
 
I always thought this was stupid in highschool.. Everyone who did this to me got a punch in the face (got me suspended quite a few times, even though it's down right retarded that I get in trouble over it..). Are people really that stupid? Like it's the most painful thing to hit and they hit it for fun? What's fun about it?
 
More like "why not to be around other people who sack tap."
 
Sack Tapping? Am I the only one that thinks that sounds pretty ghey?
 
This is a gateway game ultimately leading to homosexuality and "cock sucking".
 
This is almost as funny as that letter from a Swedish school warning parents about how their kids like to play "Böghög" or "Gaypile", and how it can be dangerous.
 
I say they all do a "gang-sacktapp" to any one who does that
 
whatever happened to that game wherein you make an O shape with your thumb and index finger and if the person looks at it (has to be below the waist to count) you get to punch them in the arm?

what's that called by the way?
 
Tyguy said:
whatever happened to that game wherein you make an O shape with your thumb and index finger and if the person looks at it (has to be below the waist to count) you get to punch them in the arm?

what's that called by the way?
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It's called "hey check out my new belt buckle"
 
Tyguy said:
whatever happened to that game wherein you make an O shape with your thumb and index finger and if the person looks at it (has to be below the waist to count) you get to punch them in the arm?

what's that called by the way?
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Asshole

The game, not you.
 
The one in Japan seems like more fun, where they sneak up and surprise your asshole with a stiff index finger.
 
Tyguy said:
whatever happened to that game wherein you make an O shape with your thumb and index finger and if the person looks at it (has to be below the waist to count) you get to punch them in the arm?

what's that called by the way?
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Ballgazer.
 
We used to call this floppies in out school. Wasn't fun.
 
Another good reason: heterosexuality.
 
AJ Rimmer said:
This is almost as funny as that letter from a Swedish school warning parents about how their kids like to play "Böghög" or "Gaypile", and how it can be dangerous.
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Except testicle amputation isn't funny at all :(.

99.vikram said:
Darwin awards stuff right here, folks.
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the darwin awards are when you get screwed over by your own stupidity, not the stupidity of others.
 
Tyguy said:
whatever happened to that game wherein you make an O shape with your thumb and index finger and if the person looks at it (has to be below the waist to count) you get to punch them in the arm?
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I dont know what happened to it, but I tried bringing it back a couple months ago and everyone called me lame :(

So I punched them twice.
 
It's the next teen epidemic to sweep across Amrcuh.
 
God I hate it when people do that.
 
What the **** is wrong with people these days?

That Vodka eyeballing thing too... what the hell. Why are people such retards? JUST DRINK IT YOU MORONS.
 
We called it Sack Whack back in high school.
 
We didn't have this in high school thank God, though in physical ed. We had to play 'knee tapping' to warm up some times.
 
Tyguy said:
whatever happened to that game wherein you make an O shape with your thumb and index finger and if the person looks at it (has to be below the waist to count) you get to punch them in the arm?

what's that called by the way?
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Ballgazer. I had a friend who would always pretend to stumble and then do it and go "WoooooOAAAH HAHA" in an incredible voice which always made me glad to know that person. Oh to be 13 again.

And yeah, punching is all wrong here. It is quite literally supposed to be a tap, painful none the less. We usually call it meat check here. Trouting is by far the superior activity, so it hardly matters.
 
Obviously whoever did it took it too far. To punch someone in the balls is like forfeiting your self respect and manhood.
 
We stopped doing that shit by middle school. It's pretty damn stupid and I can't believe it's so widespread.
 
Sheepo said:
And yeah, punching is all wrong here. It is quite literally supposed to be a tap, painful none the less. We usually call it meat check here. Trouting is by far the superior activity, so it hardly matters.
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This is what's wrong with america.
 
They gayest things I could remember was pulling someones pants down during recess or lunch while someone was standing in line or wasn't paying attention. sack tapping is was just way too homo for our school. what ever happened to daring someone into asking the new girl to the school dance or lighting a chicks hair on fire in chemistry class??
 
'cause lighting a chick's hair on fire is a sure-fire way to prove your love of women.
 
The only fad like that at the elementary school I attended was where someone would shout 'trachea!' and karate chop you in the throat. Never happened to me, but at that age, when the stupidest things are funny, even that wasn't funny.
 
Stigmata said:
This is what's wrong with america.
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If you don't think trouting is awesome you can get the **** right out. You are what's wrong with the Communist League of Foreigners.
 
I got my friend Michael to punch the green Power Ranger (not the real one) in the balls after he did a flying kick entrance and nearly kicked me (the birthday boy). I forget which birthday it was but we had myself and my friends on video near the guy and he is kinda like standing sideways covering his balls. :LOL: Someday I really have to convert some 8mm tapes to DVD. Maybe tomorrow, idk.
 
We used to put tacks and bent staples and shit in people's chair. Elementary school was harder than prison, yo.
 
Police have released this sketch of the culprit.

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