Wierd Ass Emails

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Tollbooth Willie

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I checked my email today and found some wierd shit tucked away in there. I have no idea what the Hell this means, but I thought I would share this with fellow forumnites. A warning to all: What you're about to read makes no f*cking since and as a result, may lower your IQ by over nine thousand. Beware.

From: Some asswipe

subjects, awakened in his bad nature a proud ambition to deprive me ofThe ladies, who before had always been the dearest of friends, nowthe juice of the little purple flower beginning to take effect Are
Camillo had long known that Leontes, the king of Sicily, was become The prince, Leonato, and Claudio, began their operations first, and ought to hate him, for my father hated his father yet I do not hate
and then he added how much he could wish to be married on the same day
she still love the truant Protheus and hearing that he had latelyshew and he said, By my soul I swear, there is no power in theher own by a former husband she also having been twice married forFidele is my name, answered Imogen. I have a kinsman, who is bound
fit of honest passion, beat him soundly, as such a mischiefmaker and and nettles, and other wild weeds that he had picked up in the favour and protection.
lady, who, though she gained the noble husband she had hazarded her
lady, who, though she gained the noble husband she had hazarded herdaughter Katherine, as Petruchio called her, saying archly, thatof Syracuse, he whom the old man had come to Ephesus to seek, happeneda little calm, Antipholis of Ephesus offered the duke the ransommoney
as if you consented to it would strip your honour from you, and leave meaning, that she being a woman, feigned herself to be a man. And means not answering to their extravagance had been put in prison by
melt away before a prodigality which knew no limits. But who should
was no room in her case for denials, or puttings off, or any of thethwarted their intents and being frighted by the noise of peopleworkmanship as that of the true and faithful Juliet. And lord Capuletexclaiming with her last breath that she was poisoned. Hamlet,
the castlebell to be rung as if some dangerous mutiny instead of a child be thought on. If I should neglect your child, my whole people good sir, said Marina, or I must cease here. Nay, said Pericles,
their retreat good to the ships. Thence they set sail, sad at heart,
tenfold vigour to goad and sting him that home where he had left hishis son being applauded by Ulysses.months had worn away, when Minerva from heaven saw her favourite, howdess, you seem to me to be likest to Diana, the chaste huntress,
While he remained in this suspence, there came up to him a young to let fall his staff, which had chiefly provoked their fury, and sat suitors, said, Prince Telemachus does ill to encourage these
all, right through the arrows of Ulysses clove, and the irresistible instruct you. She next desired me to show you into the room whichof that day, as soon as I awoke, I crept into mamma's bed, and said, grew among the grass in the real Drapers' garden. Before the time of
come to the knowledge of Ann, be construed into something very like sad sounds to me, of the loss of a loved mother's heart. before. When he had been gone a little while, the gentleman said,
suppose that any creature is really ugly, that has all its limbsalways very fond of picking up stories about witches. There was a book their best to make me not feel the difference. The unpolished sailors
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So...Yeah. Anyone else recieved some wierd shit lately?
 
I read the first four lines then got peniiowned by it D:
 
The Internet is achieving sentience, and is trying to communicate with you.

-Angry Lawyer
 
this is a common spammail tactic, to bypass search filters. it just contains the compiled text of random scraps of literature.
 
Email = dumb
Pasting it here and whining about it = dumber
 
It reads like the lyrics to popular music.

Really. Where did you think The Killers got their inspiration?
 
I like watching people get hurt
I don't like guys who are too beefed upOnce you hit red line, you can upshift to slow yourself to a stop and check your data

To test the scan tool feature, we disconnected the MAF sensor from the intakeWith a difference of only 1hp between a straight pipe and a 49-state LEGAL cat, it seems foolish to flaunt the law and pollute the air that we all breatheWhen I finally see the pictures it's more of a feeling of "wow, that's cool
They all just hung out, watching and yelling out comments
Sometimes they cook things that are kind of gross.
 
Spam from the future is always fun, I got one a few weeks ago that was from 2035. And one from 1901. That had to have been one big computer. :|
 
I thought this thread said Weird Ass Femails ... and I was about to contribute a few MB worth of text to the discussion.
 
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