Will my toaster run HL2?????

[PLas]

AH... your all bastards.
I'm still on the good old stick over fire system.
The only games I can play are Marshmellows, Marshmellows2: the Pink, and Witchetty Grubs

 

[Kornflake™]

In response to the original thread, yes your toaster WILL support HL2 but you'll need to tweak a bit, just turn on the power and jam in a metal fork ... you'll feel the difference!

-Kornflake™

 

[Nuclear_Gerber]

hahaha
this thread owns
I needed a good laugh

anyway, do the toaster uses an ATI holes or the nVidia ones?

 

[rootbin]

i got this really gay cuisinart toaster (yeah i know wtf did cuisinart start making toasters??). its 15 slots, so i thought i was getting a good deal. turns out it doesn't even support dual side toasting so i have to turn EACH piece of toast around after the first side is done.... its so gay...

 

[Mechagodzilla]

You don't need the the theoretical 60 or 100-slot toasters to get good graphics quality.
Check this out:

 

[Typhon]

mecho, I like.

PLas, the stick in the fire method is good for sure, but you have to be careful about overheating. I've heard tell of people's marshmellow's catching on fire!! Make sure you use a certified cooling device and don't go above the maker's recommendations.

 

[rootbin]

those are some sweet toast appliques, mecho. toaster modz!!!!11

 

[symptom]

I imagine servers will be running on machines such as this:

 

[rootbin]

Originally posted by symptom
I imagine servers will be running on machines such as this:

a full tower rack is definately the toaster of choice for servers.

 

[Lucifer Crass]

U can run a dedicated toaster factory server off that sonofabitch

 

[LeeUK]

OMFG U NOOBS. You'll all be struggling at poor toast performance when i'm kicking out full scale 4xkebabs and 16xburgers on my 10/100 BBQ. It has the latest charcoal firmware (1.52) and 18" alloy wheels, with a rack for holding the tongs. So enjoy your noob-rigs which will struggle to heat a bit of bread!

NOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

 

[oMarKs]

I think youll all find the attached beast will but everyone eles to shame

 

[rootbin]

Originally posted by LeeUK
OMFG U NOOBS. You'll all be struggling at poor toast performance when i'm kicking out full scale 4xkebabs and 16xburgers on my 10/100 BBQ. It has the latest charcoal firmware (1.52) and 18" alloy wheels, with a rack for holding the tongs. So enjoy your noob-rigs which will struggle to heat a bit of bread!

NOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111

yeah too bad no toast is compatible with it. you think they ported toastows to bbq models??? rofl, those are only for high end CAD (carbon assisted bread) toast. nub.

 

[djkanuk]

No, yours won't.

But this one will:
http://www.mini-itx.com/projects/toasterpc/

 

[foghorn leghorn]

check the sticky

 

[ApocalypseNow]

Screw buying toasters im gonna build my own l33t one!!!

heres the specs:

Wonder Bread board w/ 4 butter injection 2.0 and 8x begal
Nbreadia FX 5900 w/ 256 MegaMuffin Pop-tartram
(x2) 512 MeagMuffin 400breadHz BT3200 BBR Pop-tartram
6 slot Breadium 4 w/ 800breadHz BSF 512english Muffin

and the case will be a standard 6 slot toaster w/ bread speed controll


heres the instruction to build it:

http://home.howstuffworks.com/toaster1.htm

 

[ApocalypseNow]

Originally posted by djkanuk
No, yours won't.

But this one will:
http://www.mini-itx.com/projects/toasterpc/

you gotta be shittin me...

 

[djkanuk]

Originally posted by ApocalypseNow
you gotta be shittin me...

No sh*t, ApocalypseNow. I've got one of the Mini-ITX puppies myself. I'm just trying to figure out what cool thing I can turn into its case that suits my personality. The old skool toaster is trés cool.

 

[baldrik]

Well HL2 doesn't run on my toaster. I've just jammed my preordered copy down the toaster and all I got was thick black smoke.

 

[symptom]

Originally posted by djkanuk
No, yours won't.

But this one will:
http://www.mini-itx.com/projects/toasterpc/

WTF!? That's not even a toaster, it's a ****ing computer. Good luck trying to get HL2 to run on THAT! ROFLOLOL!!!!!!!1!1!1!12

 

[TAZ]

Someone want to pass me some peanutbutter as all this topic is doing is making me hungry.

 

[Letters]

Four pages of toasters! Hehe...

 

[rootbin]

peanut butter is the thermal grease of toasters.

i have a tube of total peanut butter (99.9% natural peanuts). it decreases tempertures up to 5C.

 

[switch]

Originally posted by djkanuk
No, yours won't.

But this one will:
http://www.mini-itx.com/projects/toasterpc/

pfft, a one slotter, check this one

http://www.casemodgod.com/toasterpc1.jpg

 

[oldi1knoby]

OK, I am still asleep right? I'm gonna go back to sleep, and imagine this thread was a dream.

****ing toast... Toast... toast everywhere!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

[Nuclear_Gerber]

I'm planning of upgrading my low-end toaster ( http://www.servu-online.com/itemimages/HAMC4308.gif ), who btw has Extra wide slots, and Auto shut off, to a high-end 208/230V. 2780 Watts toaster ( http://www.servu-online.com/itemimages/APWC0952.jpg), which totally owns.

I bet I'll get like 60-70 fps with it, with the best graphics.

 

[Yatta]

 

[Apos]

I can't believe you posted that to the info thread. Even if it was a real response from gabe, it has nothing to do with the game, adn was a waste of everyone's time that checks the thread for new info on the game.

 

[Letters]

Yeah, I saw that there was a new post, went to it... and... lo and behold... bread...

 

[SnowBall]

I remember threads like this b4 Unreal 2 came out. One of them was like "will my cat run Unreal 2?"

 

[Nuclear_Gerber]

I'm sure mine can

 

[symptom]

Mine is so fat that it can't run at all.

 

[FictiousWill]

I ordered a liquid-propellant heating kit from newtoast.com, and with the extra heat that provides I'll be able to push my toast with 16x double reverse simultaneous toasting, that's toasting both sides four times twice, all at the same time!

btw wtf are you talking about?! I can easily tell the difference between 60 tps and 100! The airforce actually did a test on it you know, they blindfolded a pilot and then shoved a piece of toast in his mouth - and he actually detected it. Besides your tps is limited by you breadslot retoast rate, of course - even if you could toast that many per second, you'd never see it because of your slot limit. That's why I bought a Ntoastia recommended extra fast toast slot cover. (I love Ntoastia, to them I propose... a toast! ...with toast!)

Also - what about toasting decals? Do they carry through to the other side of the bread or are they just two images imprinted on both sides? I can't tell from the low-rez techtoast vids.

 

[Guest]

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/adamb29/project_page_1.htm

OWNED

 

[nw909]

What is the toaster's complete specs?

I used to have an old toaster, it was:

Breantium 2, 486 Mhz
One BreadForce256 Slot
5 KB breaddrive
2 MB of BBR Ram.

 

[Animal]

Why would someone go to the trouble of putting a computer in a toaster!?

Too much free time?

No life?

BOTH!?

 

[Murray_H]

Mines more of a workstation, great for desiging but shit for games

 

[Dr. Freeman]

ya know.. everyones' worried about extra toaster slots, amps and portables.. what about exhuastion fans?! to get rid of the stink of dead aliens!!

14 amps = HL2 a no go

i say 15 amps with chrome dials for turning up the heat :afro:

 

[PLas]

I'm going to be serious for a second.
You all have to try icecream on toast!!!
The bread has to be fresh bread.
The toast has to be just popped.
The icecream has to be not to thick because you don't want to smother the toast flavour.
Again, thats a nice medium spread of icecream (vanilla) on freshly popped toast.
Teel me that's not heaven Yum.

 

[nw909]

Ketchup on icecream.