Will Oblivion Run On My Toaster?

[jondy]

My current one's using a hovis card and around 512 of peanut butter (which I'm ****ing glad I bought cause it's the equivalent of like 760 of jam and far more stablet to boot). But it's not enough.

I'd suggest combining both the jam and peanut butter - recent tests have seen taste factors skyrocket exponentially when a ratio of 40/60 respectively is applied. Unfortunately when configured with the hybrid mentioned above, Hovis white is a poor choice and I'd recommend moving up to wholegrain, or at least best-of-both if you have an aversion to wholegrain's interface.

 

[Sulkdodds]

I wish I had an emulator so I could run french loaves.

I also might suggest a stronger cooling unit, I personally use an Aviadvigatel PS90, if its good enough for the Russians its good enough for me.

Argh, that thing's a monster. Mine blew up on me. D:

Welcome back (?) by the way.

 

[Noobulon]

You lot think you've got problems? Mine always pops up the Blue Toast Of Death just after toasting starts. Fecking Windows.

I assume all your models have inbuilt CD burners?


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[ríomhaire]

You lot think you've got problems? Mine always pops up the Blue Toast Of Death just after toasting starts. Fecking Windows.

I assume all your models have inbuilt CD burners?


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Yeah, I don't use it though, ruins the taste D:

 

[clarky003]

lol at this thread, its ever so slightly more crazy than that random guy at E3 asking if HL2 would run on his 486

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

I'd suggest combining both the jam and peanut butter - recent tests have seen taste factors skyrocket exponentially when a ratio of 40/60 respectively is applied.

You sir are a genius.

My toaster oven was top of the line when it was new, but it's old and non-pop up interface is buggy and sometimes the thing won't turn off.

I almost burned the house down running it, but I'm too lazy to swap out the bad parts.
Meh.

 

[Noobulon]

Advice:

Never make the mistake of installing a pop-up blocker. Last time I did this, my files became unretrievable.
I tried using the utility "Fork", but it only returned file fragments.
Plus it left me in hospital for a week.


...I'll stop now

 

[Sulkdodds]

That is the new Best Pun Ever until the next Best Pun Ever.

 

[tripleplay369]

Advice:

Never make the mistake of installing a pop-up blocker. Last time I did this, my files became unretrievable.
I tried using the utility "Fork", but it only returned file fragments.
Plus it left me in hospital for a week.


...I'll stop now

I don't even have anything to contribute, but this made me cry.

 

[dream431ca]

Oblivion will not run on any toaster..you need the toaster 5000!! comes with 2 1000 WATT power supplies to send your toast on to the next world!! It also comes with (your choice) of shaving cream Diapers or Viagra. The toaster 5000 will run in any weather! It'll even run on another planet..like venus, mars even Jupiter! Just make sure you slap your wife or girlfriend before using it or they will slap you!

The toaster 5000 comes with condoms for those nights with the other family, or the family pet. And of course it comes with the full functionallity of sending you to OBLIVION!!! So don't delay, buy a toaster 5000 for only $200,000 (plus shipping tax, packaging tax, sales tax, government tax, bullshit tax, stealing candy from a baby tax, voltage tax, usage tax, and PST tax)

It's not my fault you read this post..if you read it...don't complain...BE HAPPY!!! :bounce: :bounce:

 

[phantomdesign]

Don't forget water cooling!

 

[clarky003]

Phantom your still around :O, how goes the modelling.

 

[phantomdesign]

I came back about 2 months ago and only hang out in the general games section. I figure people here have the same tastes in Personal Concoction games that I do(yummy)!

And the modeling is great! This is my latest rendition from 3G Gloobio Max, the ultimate 3 grape-jelly combo!

For some reason it looks more like it was made with tangerine, apricot, and orange.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Stop trying to pass off photographs as your own work!

 

[ríomhaire]

Advice:

Never make the mistake of installing a pop-up blocker. Last time I did this, my files became unretrievable.
I tried using the utility "Fork", but it only returned file fragments.
Plus it left me in hospital for a week.


...I'll stop now

This thread is my new god.

 

[$kelet0r]

pfft you guys and your toasters :dozey:
What you need is a state of the art G.Foreman - its a lean, mean machine
Grills terabytes of beef in seconds, quad cored for 4 times the speed for tasty applications with an incredible 64 bit OS for really running a massive amount of fat processing
And it will never overheat causing messy crashes or inexplicable memory loss

Be warned - Bill Gates wont butter your scones anymore

 

[Sulkdodds]

A George Foreman grill's a popular choice, tending ably to your grilled food needs.
But misuse or abuse it, use it too much and you'll sorely regret your material greed.
You scoff and you scoff and you shovel in food but what is it doing to your health?
When you jolt to a halt, your heart in revolt, you'll wish you'd took care of yourself.

 

[Link]

You could always go for a laptop

I run mine on cheese and ham, works a treat.

 

[phantomdesign]

Stop trying to pass off photographs as your own work!

:upstare: I'll take that as a compliment to my yummmy cars!

 

[dream431ca]

I came back about 2 months ago and only hang out in the general games section. I figure people here have the same tastes in Personal Concoction games that I do(yummy)!

And the modeling is great! This is my latest rendition from 3G Gloobio Max, the ultimate 3 grape-jelly combo!

For some reason it looks more like it was made with tangerine, apricot, and orange.

*Me dies staring at awesome pic* Man, you really should show that to a game company..they would hire you on the spot...or start your own..that is awesome!

EDIT: And if this pic is not yours....oh well.

 

[JNightshade]

Man, f*ck T5000. It's all about building your own toaster from scratch. And Foreman? Don't make me laugh! Sure, they look great with their minimalist glossy white design, and they're more stable than the earth itself, but no companies program for Foreman! That OS is useless to the hardcore toast-junkie.

 

[$kelet0r]

George Foreman begs to differ

He'd grill your jam tarts so he would and then make you buy his grill with its uber OS :|

 

[phantomdesign]

I hear the George Foreman grills are dual-core; they are high-heat, but their lean architecture gives them a boost over waffle-makers.

*Me dies staring at awesome pic* Man, you really should show that to a game company..they would hire you on the spot...or start your own..that is awesome!

EDIT: And if this pic is not yours....oh well.

Game companies seem to like telling me, "WTF? NOOB, you gotz no EXP, level up a few years & then we'll talk." I even have a math degree and studied programming and physics. You'd think it would be easy. I'd say "what more could they possibly want?" but it's the classic 2 years experience minimum, or "work for me for free, while we make a proffit!"

 

[$kelet0r]

I hear the George Foreman grills are dual-core; they are high-heat, but their lean architecture gives them a boost over waffle-makers.


Game companies seem to like telling me, "WTF? NOOB, you gotz no EXP, level up a few years & then we'll talk." I even have a math degree and studied programming and physics. You'd think it would be easy. I'd say "what more could they possibly want?" but it's the classic 2 years experience minimum, or "work for me for free, while we make a proffit!"

modmaking as a hobby is your friend :thumbs:

 

[ríomhaire]

ATTENTION: This is what happens when attemting to run a game such as Half-Life 2 or F.E.A.R. on a low-end toaster!
D: