Woman fakes injury (badly) in courtroom

How the hell do you figure she got struck in the eye from that angle? o_O
 
omg, fail.

"wait... what... huh... oh... she got hit in the eye... she hit her in the eye!"

haha.
 
This is nothing to laugh about.

I read about this in the paper. The woman who was hit died of a brain injury hours later and left 5 kids behind.
 
She got a brain injury from that?

Source or gtfo.
 
rofl, I hate when people try to pull of that sort of drama.

krynn, your link doesn't work.
 
you know tha paper in the magazine can be hard, I once cut the tip of my finger whit one of those
 
Wow, did the ambulance get there in time?

edit- Damn...5 kids.
 
Oh no no no, pulse! he was being sarcastic about saying it was sarcasm, and that you were being sarcastic, but he got you cause he was being sarcastic, you got trolled pulse!

Can I go with this?

Hah, checkmate.
 
I did some research on this guys... this isn't funny.

The old woman's soft spot never closed from when she was a small infant, it only got progressively larger over the years. When the woman hit her head, she was actually hitting her brain.
 
I wish I could read her mind when it happened:

*gets hit in head*
women: what was that? ... ...she hit me! ...ok....think...I can get money from this!...but how....hmm...maybe...got it!...no wait....okay, yes!....waaah!! ahhh!! (deeper subconscious: lay down you fool! they'll never believe you!)
 
I wish I could read her mind when it happened:

*gets hit in head*
women: what was that? ... ...she hit me! ...ok....think...I can get money from this!...but how....hmm...maybe...got it!...no wait....okay, yes!....waaah!! ahhh!! (deeper subconscious: lay down you fool! they'll never believe you!)

haha, so true, lol'd
 
If I hadn't had time to go make dinner between her gasp and her scream, it might have been more convinsing.

I say we put them in a ring and give them a copy of war and peace each.
 
I did some research on this guys... this isn't funny.

The old woman's soft spot never closed from when she was a small infant, it only got progressively larger over the years. When the woman hit her head, she was actually hitting her brain.
Wtf is this? The creatures from underground in the 2002 movie "The Time Machine"? :p
 
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