Woman to spend night in woods....

[CyberPitz]

Nov. 17, 2005 — - An Ohio woman has been sentenced to spend a night in the woods without water, food or light, as punishment for abandoning 33 kittens.

That's rather fun. Better than going to jail, that's for sure!

http://abcnews.go.com/US/print?id=1322751

 

[The Monkey]

...Is that for real? :O

 

[MiccyNarc]

That's a good judge, we need more like him.

 

[Solaris]

No TEH KITTENS!11

 

[OCybrManO]

Hmmm, 90 days in jail or sleep in the woods for a night? That's a tough choice. Plus, if you were to get injured because of the unusual punishment, you could probably sue for some sort of damages with the way our legal system works. Hell, if you can spill hot coffee on yourself and win... this one would be a no-brainer.

 

[ríomhaire]

Man, what an easy sentance. And she just gets picked up after?

 

[Jangle]

I <3 that judge.

 

[Sulkdodds]

**** dat, yo. A month is more like it. Poor kittens.

 

[Beerdude26]

**** dat, yo. A month is more like it. Poor kittens.

Liez. We need a punishment system in that movie, what's the name again? Like 20 children are abandoned on an island and they have to battle each other to death?

Now that would be teh win. Loads of entertainment and you can get rid of annoying criminals

 

[Insano]

+ You should have to film it, and call it: "Lost: Apocalypse"

 

[Danimal]

Lord of the Flies?

This could be Lord of the Kittens, and the kittens burst out of the ground like zombies and gum her ankles. Quite a horrible death.

 

[Crushenator 500]

What the hell, how is that a fair punishment, I've done that before ''for fun'' :/

admittedly it was with a few friends but still she can just sleep it off

 

[Asknoone]

Meh, to leniant.

 

[mortiz]

You guys are forgetting, it's probably a bear infested woods!

Well...hopefully.

 

[Danimal]

I know this is off-topic but it's been bugging me. Is your avatar an obese squirrel, Mortiz?

 

[Axyon]

That's inventive? Come on, it's about time we had some kind of 'Running Man' programme set up.

 

[ríomhaire]

I know this is off-topic but it's been bugging me. Is your avatar an obese squirrel, Mortiz?

I think it's a guy with a blender on his back.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I think it's a guy with a blender on his back.

It's the guy from Fallout!

 

[Beerdude26]

I think it's a guy with a blender on his back.

Wtf :|

It's from Fallout. You know, the Fallout guy?
http://www.travel.ag***/fallout/ft/gallery/1/PipBoyBOS.jpg

EDIT : CB speaks teh shens.

 

[OCybrManO]

Now I see it. The head is on the right and the thing at the top is a gun. That makes much more sense...

 

[short recoil]

Ahahaha, i dare them to give that scentance to me.
They'd drop me off and when they came back for me, in ray mears style i would have built a crossbow from some yew wood and pheasant intestine and of course a bullet proof jacket made from reeds.

That wouldn't be a punishment it would be a holiday!

 

[ailevation]

Man, that's a tight ass judge.

 

[JNightshade]

pfft. that's not a punishment at ALL. honestly, I love being in nature (forests, woods, etc.) at night. I'd gladly do that for no reason at all!

 

[short recoil]

pfft. that's not a punishment at ALL. honestly, I love being in nature (forests, woods, etc.) at night. I'd gladly do that for no reason at all!

What they didn't explain is that the forest is a well known rapist hotspot.....

 

[Asknoone]

Ahahaha, i dare them to give that scentance to me.
They'd drop me off and when they came back for me, in ray mears style i would have built a crossbow from some yew wood and pheasant intestine and of course a bullet proof jacket made from reeds.

That wouldn't be a punishment it would be a holiday!

Recoil Short <3 <3 <3 <3

 

[Danimal]

Sif it's not an obese squirrel doing that russian dance.

You made me sad, ;(

 

[Absinthe]

What the hell kind of weak-ass sentence is that.

 

[Raziaar]

She should be sentenced to death!

No... but seriously, a night in the woods without food or water is like a freaking camping trip. COme on...

 

[Que-Ever]

Sif it's not an obese squirrel doing that russian dance.

You made me sad, ;(

What the hell kind of weak-ass sentence is that.

What I thought he was saying

 

[Drackard]

Liez. We need a punishment system in that movie, what's the name again? Like 20 children are abandoned on an island and they have to battle each other to death?

Now that would be teh win. Loads of entertainment and you can get rid of annoying criminals

BATTLE ROYAL - THAT MOVE IS FTMFW !!!!!!!1!!1!!111!!

 

[Que-Ever]

BATTLE ROYAL - THAT MOVE IS FTMFW !!!!!!!1!!1!!111!!

Lord of the flies...?

 

[Drackard]

WtF ???

 

[Que-Ever]

You ever read that book? Pretty much what that is...

 

[Raziaar]

Lord of the flies was an awesome movie! I wanna see it again.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

She has to do that plus jail time.

 

[suicide_sushi]

Roflmafo!!!

 

[Steven]

wtf is a real life and where do i download it?

I have no f'ing idea.

I would go for the camping trip.

 

[Jintor]

Oh... they should force her to live in, I don't know, Kuala Lumpur for a week.

 

[ríomhaire]

Lord of the flies was an awesome movie! I wanna see it again.

It was on living TV last night.

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

Thats not very bad punshment. But a night in the woods would be scary.