Women are the spawn of satan

CptStern

CptStern

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so my very attractive co-worker (female) just flirted with me ...so much so that the guy who works in the same office/room as I do said "hey man she was flirting with you"

not two minutes before I was walking down the corridor when she turned a corner into the same corridor a few feet ahead of me ...naturally I looked at her ass :) ...she caught me

so she comes into the office a few minutes later and talks to my co-worker, he leaves to get something, she comes over to me and says she really got sun burnt over the weekend and shows me her bra strap suntan line ..oh and she's wearing a tight shoulderless top and she has ummm large ...gazangas. I looked at her tan line and back at her and she blushed, my co worker walked in, she chitchatted about lying in the sun too long and joked she probably shouldnt have used baby oil ..then she showed me how tanned her leg was by bending towards me with her cleavage in full view .. at which point my other co worker smiled and gave me a thumbs up behind her back ..she was then paged over the loudspeaker and walked out with an extra sway in her hips

the room seems 10 degrees hotter for some reason

/me sweats


anyways she knows I'm married but gets a kick of throwing in subtle hints every now and then ..to no avail as I'm married and wouldnt cheat on my wife ..it's all meaningless flirtation which I dont take part in .. but still, women are pure evil

:eek:
 
I think Stern is like 50 something. Hes pretty much the oldest man on the planet.

Next time she presents her cleavage, throw whatever is in your hand at the moment down her shirt. She'll probably stop doing it after a few times.
 
Marriage is so tame. Who'd want to marry when you could take up such advances whenever you please?
 
Don't listen to them Stern, they're just jealous that they can't even get one girl to flirt with them. ;)

But yeah, women should be used only as sex slaves.

*Waits for Shippi to come in and ban*
 
ahh... always nice to look at the menu of a fancy restaurant, as long as you don't order anything
 
Women are all venomous whores. That's why you should all go celibate and leave them to me ;)
 
Samon said:
Marriage is so tame. Who'd want to marry when you could take up such advances whenever you please?
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ya I've had almost 20 years of that to get it out of my system ...still I could be 80 and I'll still be a horny old dog, just ask Mrs Stern :naughty: ....oh and did I mention that the woman in question isnt whorish or stupid? ...she knows whom to flirt with (meaning I'm friendly to her and we often talk and joke together ..get your minds out of the gutter, you overly horny bastards) ..she didnt flirt with my co worker

yes Stern still has it :naughty:


shut up
 
CptStern said:
ya I've had almost 20 years of that to get it out of my system ...still I could be 80 and I'll still be a horny old dog, just ask Mrs Stern :naughty: ....oh and did I mention that the woman in question isnt whorish or stupid? ...she knows whom to flirt with (meaning I'm friendly to her and we often talk and joke together ..get your minds out of the gutter, you overly horny bastards) ..she didnt flirt with my co worker

yes Stern still has it :naughty:


shut up
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HEY! Maybe you can help your career by making her squeal! UELGH! *Throws keyboard and mouse away*
 
oh and you guys should get a wedding ring ...no really ..for some reason it attracts women like flies ..I bet they just want someone to tease without having to fend that person off ..I've even had a chick flirt with me while I was carrying my infant son (at the time) in a baby carrier ..she said something like "oh arent you a handsome boy just like daddy" ..I blushed, she grinned and proved once again that women = teh evil
 
This thread title should be re-named, "Marriage is the spawn of satan."
 
ah marriage is alright so long as you're with the right person ..i still think my wife is hot
 
haha, that's pretty messed up to flirt with you when you have your son strapped to you D:
 
ya I think women do that sort of thing all the time ..it's just that they're afraid the person might respond back ..but a guy with a baby is completely harmless ...plus I think women like men who are involved with their kids lives. I've had some awkward moments at baby groups when my wife had to work and I had to go in her place ..being the only guy was kinda ...umm intimidating ..all of the sudden I and my son were the focus of attention ...women really go a little nutso in a group
 
next time someone flirt whit you just answer "what happens baby?,not enough cheese in your taco?"
 
His name is Flo, he lives in Munich and a female friend of mine couldn't stop mentioning Hitler. Fun was had by all. Then I came home and posted this.
 
Pulse said:
His name is Flo, he lives in Munich and a female friend of mine couldn't stop mentioning Hitler. Fun was had by all. Then I came.
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Shortened for added interest.
 
CptStern said:
anyways she knows I'm married but gets a kick of throwing in subtle hints every now and then ..to no avail as I'm married and wouldnt cheat on my wife ..it's all meaningless flirtation which I dont take part in .. but still, women are pure evil

:eek:
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Whats her phone number? :naughty:

/me wants
 
Picture or she doesnt exist, make her hold a sign saying TYGUY IS GAY with a purple crayon
 
What exactly did she say to you?

"Stern, nothing gets me wetter then your saggin 40+ year old body. Oh baby, i could listen all day to your infinite knowledge of comic books and crappy european movies...oh yea thats the stuff...tell me more about how you always repsond line by line on HL2.net...oh i can hardly contain myself."

Let's hope she equates post count with penis size.

;)
 
The attempts to derail Sterns thread were completely retarded. Infractions all round.
 
If you want to really get a boost in self esteem, then you should (publicly) tell her that her flirting is very unprofessional and you will report her if she continues.
 
Samon said:
The attempts to derail Sterns thread were completely retarded. Infractions all round.
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like the thread had any real direction to begin with...it's all friendly bantering. 90% of the stuff posted on this forums is retarded..thats why i like it so much.
 
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