Women are the spawn of satan

[brink's]

There was more behind it than simple spam. Right guys?

I wasn't suggesting that at all,lol

 

[ríomhaire]

*sends a letter to Stern's children*

 

[Javert]

What exactly did she say to you?

"Stern, nothing gets me wetter then your saggin 40+ year old body. Oh baby, i could listen all day to your infinite knowledge of comic books and crappy european movies...oh yea thats the stuff...tell me more about how you always repsond line by line on HL2.net...oh i can hardly contain myself."

Let's hope she equates post count with penis size.

oh god, ROFL, I'm giggling at work now.

 

[co05]

oh god, ROFL, I'm giggling at work now.

Same. Heh.

 

[Vigilante]

Let's have a picture of this said woman and your wife to compare. We can make the decision for you. :S

 

[Dekstar]

I wanna see a pic of Stern, not this woman!

:naughty:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I've always pictured Stern as a brown haired Duke Nukem.

 

[B.Calhoun]

umm we are gunna need to see some sources to believe you cptStern

 

[Dinkleberry]

You and your wife should go Mormon.

 

[Stigmata]

haha, that's pretty messed up to flirt with you when you have your son strapped to you D:

"So... are you into threesomes?"

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yeah, you would think that...

Placenta!

 

[CptStern]

"So... are you into threesomes?"

you'd better hope there's no Jebus cuz you're going straight to hell

thanks Samon for bitchslapping the 3 stooges


oh and there's a bit more than 10 years difference between her and I ..I am nowhere near 50

 

[co05]

oh and there's a bit more than 10 years difference between her and I ..I am nowhere near 50

I get the feeling that your exact age is a well guarded secret.

 

[CptStern]

yes like the wearabouts of the holy grail, the location of atlantis and the secret behind the caramilk bar



oh and no one gets pics!!!

 

[Warbie]

Are they really the spawn of satan? I think it is the willy that is evil.

I've been with my girlfriend for 10 years now and have never cheated. We're not religious, have no plans for marriage, and as far as we're concerned this is as committed as it gets. Kids, joint account, sharing chips at the end of the pier when we're old. Yet, while I plan to spend the rest of my life with this girl and do love her, I still want to **** pretty much everything in a skirt. Young chicks with their thongs showing over their jeans, yummy mummys with big boobs, even the slightly ugly and fat ones ('You know, the grateful type'). I used to think these urges would subside as I grew older, but if anything they've gotten worse. It is the willy that is evil.

 

[Seagull]

"Women are the spawn of satan"

about time someone went and said it amirite

(sarcasm lol...)

 

[Qonfused]

[edit] Never mind, I can't be bothered.

 

[Kula Meenur]

Pic Or It Didn't Happen

 

[NeptuneUK]

Men are the spawn of women!!?!?!??!!??!?!!?!1111

 

[AntiAnto]

I'd say he is 41, but the body of a 25.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'd say 30, with the body of a Goddess.

 

[co05]

I'd say 46 with the shriveled body of a mummy.

 

[Mr-Fusion]

SEND THE TEMPTRESS BACK TO HELL WITH ALL OF HER TANNED BOOBY MINIONS.

DO NOT BE SWAYED BY HER SEXY TITTIES MR STERN STAY TRUE TO YOUR WIFE A MARRIAGE IS WORTH FAR MORE THAN ANY RANDOM SEXY HOT BITCH.

Yo.

 

[Jintor]

It's time for the chastity belt.

 

[Baal]

Men are the spawn of women!!?!?!??!!??!?!!?!1111

Think of the biological magnification!

I must be comprised of 100% concentrated evil

 

[noQ]

PICS or it didn't happen.

 

[Baserape>]

Let's have a picture of this said woman and your wife to compare. We can make the decision for you. :naughty:

 

[Pulse]

PICS or it didn't happen.

Seconded.

 

[The Monkey]

Pix or it didn't happen.

Suggest a three-some to your wife.