Women Drivers!!

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Was coming back in the car the otherday, and parked up in a service station to get some munch, when i noticed a woman had just done the most INSANE parking job i have seen in a while!

handily, i had the digi cam with me...lets all point and laugh at this womans parking!!! :E

http://img65.exs.cx/img65/5858/Womendrivers.jpg :eek:

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My god.... Scares me to think that theres people like that on the road.
 
I'm reporting her license plate. :p Just kidding, I dont even live in Europe. Yeah that's a pretty bad parking job heh.


The sad thing is that it's safe to make women jokes on these forums because the only woman I'm currently aware of browsing them is One Day... and she's busy getting hit on by everyone in that other thread. :p
 
That's pr0

I won't speak bad of women drivers though, otherwise I won't get a lift home after work ;(
 
That's what we should do (see picture)
 

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god.. dont get me started. not only are they bad drivers to begin with, they are busy putting on their makeup and eating shit in their cars.

and anyone with a daewoo should be executed.
 
yer lol. Coincidentally on that same day... im cruisin in the outside lane of the m1 (near london)...and this silver BMW blasts up bhind me..with a woman driving it.. (women and fast cars... URG!!) anyways.. i check me mirror and her lights are flashin me. So i check again and shes tryin to do makeup, thing is BOTH hands are off the steering wheel and shes looking in her sun visor mirror!! i mean dear GOD! then she attemps to UNDERTAKE me (basically going past me on the wrong side) so i speed up. She then stops putting her makeup on...and makes some very rude gestures, i moved over to kinda....well stop her crashing, and she sped off in to the distance at atleast 100mph...seeming as i as doing 80....!!
 
Its not the fact that all women can't drive. There are plenty of stupid ass male drivers too.

Stop being so sexist you...Sexists!
 
i know some men cant drive... but tbh, i even have my missus, and a lot of her friends saying that women are crap. well most, cos my mum is great, she can handbreak turn!! now thats class too see in a ford mondeo!

but.everytime i get cut up..its by a woman. the last crash i had.. only 3months ago..was with a woman that pulled out on me on a roundabout.. and the only crash my missus has had, was in to the back of a woman, who performed an emergency stop on a 60mph road (uk here) for a PHEASENT!! a bloody bird...and my girlfirneds car was written off!! phhhffftt!!
 
OMG

are womans that dont drive so bad but that woman suck driving
 
DavE0r said:
and the only crash my missus has had, was in to the back of a woman, who performed an emergency stop on a 60mph road (uk here) for a PHEASENT!! a bloody bird...and my girlfirneds car was written off!! phhhffftt!!
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Thats your missus's fault, and not the fault of the woman who did the emergency stop.
 
My mom drives better than my grandma... (who isn't so old anyways). My grandma does stuff if she's distracted... haha, one night she started stopping when she wasn't supposed to and she ran a red light a bit later. Luckily it was night and not much people were using the road, I was like, "I CAN DRIVE BETTER THAN YOU!" and I've only driven a few times.
 
Heh, when my sister lived with us, she was known for her horrible parking. And I'm not even kidding. Once, my friends and I were playing football in my yard, and she came home. She usually parked on the curb, and was going for it this time too. I'm watching her, don't know why, but I'm thankful now, and she bumps the curb and the engine makes this ENNNNNHHH sound. I fell down laughing my ass off.
 
Parrot of doom said:
Thats your missus's fault, and not the fault of the woman who did the emergency stop.
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well the cop who attended the scene said

that Yes because she went up the arse of the car infront....it was her fault..but thats where it got complicated he said. See...it was a wet road, and the car infront shouldnt have performed the emergency stop for that reason...so the missus wernt done for anything. Where as the car infront was done for undue car and attention i think. Thing is, in th eyes of the insurance...it was my g/f fault...so thats that really.. ah well.. WOMEN! :angel:
 
Sorry, but an emergency stop is just that. If your mum wasn't able to stop in time, she was driving too close to the car in front, and its her fault. What caused the other car to stop is an entirely separate issue.

You can't blame inattentiveness on other people.
 
DavE0r said:
well the cop who attended the scene said

that Yes because she went up the arse of the car infront....it was her fault..but thats where it got complicated he said. See...it was a wet road, and the car infront shouldnt have performed the emergency stop for that reason...so the missus wernt done for anything. Where as the car infront was done for undue car and attention i think. Thing is, in th eyes of the insurance...it was my g/f fault...so thats that really.. ah well.. WOMEN! :angel:
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i like your accent. Irish?
 
AudioRage said:
Its not the fact that all women can't drive. There are plenty of stupid ass male drivers too.

Stop being so sexist you...Sexists!
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Point taken, my man.

Oh hey, this one time I was in an internet cafe and these ****ing asians man, totally just drove onto the ****ing footpath and waltzed the **** in like they owned the place (which is funny cause ****ing asians do own it) and the ****ing owner was all like "Sup la?" and I was chortling my chin off.
 
Koreans can't drive.

I'm not being Racist. They've had cars for like, less then 30 years, and they just can't drive. at all.

My friend was telling me how she was in korea in a cab on the freeway, and some lady missed her exit, so she stopped and BACKED UP ON THE HIGHWAY.

Thats just scary.
 
Does anyone else find it strange that (here in the States anyway) women are usually charged less for insurance :rolling:?
 
Go to Ireland if you want to see bad driving :p

Those crazy Irish...A lot of them never even took a test. Its because they had a shortage of driving instructors, so people were given provisional licenses. Much like many othr places, you must have a qualified driver of about 3 years, in the car with you. However, after a couple of eyars on this provisional license, you then get a second provisional which allows you to drive on your own :O



Women drivers :x Ok, so technically they are "safer" however, they are generally not as spacially aware which means their manoeuvres are not as good. Men are risk takers, which is why they get into accidents (generally minor stuff really) more often, however they do have better control of cars. Remember though, this is all generalisation, and as always there are some who break the rule.


I saw a woman parking the other day and the rear of the car was sticking into the road, while the front left wheel was turned towards the pavement and actually sitting on it, which meant it was sticking right up into the wheel arch, causing it the buckle slightly :O
 
This is one pet hate of my, i'm not a sexist but women are definitely (in my obviously not too vast 2 years of experience as a driver and 19 years of passenger with a good driver) noticably worse that men when it comes to driving. As an average they can be seen screwing up in any of a thousand ways more than men.
 
CptStern said:
i like your accent. Irish?
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lol, not irish , Welsh, hence Location :- Sheep Land!!

its the same in the UK tbh, women are charged less for insurance... ITS MAD!! :rolling:
 
DavE0r said:
lol, not irish , Welsh, hence Location :- Sheep Land!!

its the same in the UK tbh, women are charged less for insurance... ITS MAD!! :rolling:
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That would be because of the boy racer...showing off in front of women! Those sneaky female types...
 
DavE0r said:
Was coming back in the car the otherday, and parked up in a service station to get some munch, when i noticed a woman had just done the most INSANE parking job i have seen in a while!

handily, i had the digi cam with me...lets all point and laugh at this womans parking!!! :E

http://img65.exs.cx/img65/5858/Womendrivers.jpg :eek:

image is 710kb (56k Warning unless u can wait)
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Go and die in a ditch someplace, Daveor.
edit: After reading the thread, most of you can go die in a ditch someplace, pigs.
 
Ritz said:
Go and die in a ditch someplace, Daveor.
edit: After reading the thread, most of you can go die in a ditch someplace, pigs.
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Calm down... I hate the generalisation that all women are bad drivers, too, but there's truth in it. My brother's an awesome driver (like my dad), and flew through his driving tests and has never been in an accident, whereas both my sisters are too scared to drive because they can't park, and my mum is terrible. I have a lot of trouble reversing and parking, too. I've only driven a car a few times, but I struggled immensely. :( It's just one of those things. I don't see the point in getting offended over it :)
 
Well now Ritz, thank you for injecting that into the thread. Please don't get so hostile again, you seem to have a habit of lashing out at things you don't like.
 
Farrowlesparrow said:
Well now Ritz, thank you for injecting that into the thread. Please don't get so hostile again, you seem to have a habit of lashing out at things you don't like.
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Typically female eh? ;)

/me dies in a ditch

And Farrow, you know you're hetairia, deep down there, and you like it!
 
Sorry Farrow with a male to female ratio of 2000:1 I should of known sexism is just fine around here. I wont bitch again.
Also Farrow, no one is perfect, I have a short temper.
 
Ritz said:
Go and die in a ditch someplace, Daveor.
edit: After reading the thread, most of you can go die in a ditch someplace, pigs.
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thanks,....bit the evidence is there!!!

sexism is not fine Miss Female enpowerment! for your information,i am very agasint sexism. But the fact of the matter is. IN MY EXPERIANCE.. only, more women drivers nearly cause accidents with me than men. The eternal arguement willl go on, who is better etc, but at the end of the day, we have far more pressing matters to think about than who is better, or which sex does what better. PIGS??? PIGS?? look, as a woman, if you feel "victomised" or something...dont. Personally i really dont believe myself to be a sexist person. Look at the photo...look at womens parking IN GENERAL....its bad, that was the point of the thread. Like i said..this is all in GENERAL. In fact my mother is a very good driver, and i watch her dririnvg for things i could pass over in to my own.

My own girlfriend, and he close friends have all admited to me that, IN GENERAL (i stress this again) that women aren't as good drivers as men. There is always exceptions to the rule (i.e my MUM!! god she owns) but at the end of the day...it was posted in gest.

ok, i appologise if my views have offended any women visiting this forums

Im sorry ;(
 
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