Wooo, were all dieing tomorrow

[theotherguy]

idiot.

There are no real prophets, only ones that lie and ones that are lucky.

 

[Naudian]

Anyone dead yet?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That...Lying...SACK OF SHIT!

/me wants nukes now

 

[PvtRyan]

Well, it's still the 12th somewhere right?

 

[[Dragoon]]

Well, it's still the 12th somewhere right?

It's 6:00 PM on the 12th here. No nukes yet.

Edit: Wait, never mind. Just got nuked. I'm dead now.

 

[AntiAnto]

Well, it's still the 12th somewhere right?

I represent the 12th from now on.

 

[Icarusintel]

****, we're running out of time for this shit to start.

 

[AntiAnto]

Time is a luxury we don't have.

 

[Raziaar]

I see a bright nuclear blast on the horizon!

Nope... that's just a sunset.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Wait I...God damn shooting stars.

 

[hungryduck]

Good thing I'm teleporting to the Space Station tonight. Whew.

not if nasa hasn't finished building it yet

 

[AntiAnto]

Sorry to piss on your parades but...
http://www.exodus2006.com/2012.htm

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

So not today? F*CK.

 

[AntiAnto]

So not today? F*CK.

Yeah. So you should get your clothes back on and put away the Vaseline for now.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I'll put away the Vaseline..damn you..But I'm not putting my clothes on.

 

[Icarusintel]

Sorry to piss on your parades but...
http://www.exodus2006.com/2012.htm

I have to wait 6 more YEARS for this shit!?
:flame: :flame: :flame: :flame:


Stupid f*cking apocalypse

 

[Vass]

My anthropology teacher was really into that Maya 2012 theory. She was pretty nuts though, she thought the government was tapping her school phone line:monkee:

 

[AntiAnto]

If I had to put my money on a prophetic disclosure, it would be December 21st 2012.

 

[Qonfused]

I'm gonna laugh when the Mayan calander ends and we're all still here. The Mayans would be like: "...F*ck. What now?"

 

[Greatgat]

Mayans: Well... I guess we should go ahead and give them the secret to teleportation. Doesn't matter anyway.
*12:59:23 Dec. 21 2012*
Mayans: Oh shi-

 

[99.vikram]

Me, i prefer the improbability drive.

 

[gen0]

well we all know this is a BIG fake now

now it says it will happen on the 14th lol

 

[Greatgat]

Welcome to three months ago, genius.

 

[Raziaar]

Look at his website...

Wednesday, September 13, 2006
-1 days remaining before the start of nuclear war




-1 days. OH CRAP! We're dying yesterday! Repent!

 

[gen0]

lol i did not notice the -

 

[Reginald]

At 12 midnight last night.... roughly... a lightning bold struck the field next to my house and I really thought the world was ending it was so ****ing loud.

Maybe he got the date mixed round and it's the British equivalent. 9th of December.

 

[Costin]

Look at his website...

Wednesday, September 13, 2006
-1 days remaining before the start of nuclear war




-1 days. OH CRAP! We're dying yesterday! Repent!

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x -i'm dead
Meaning-the war has began,and we don't know?

Is Nostradamus behind this?

 

[lePobz]

Nucular. It's pronounced Nucular.

 

[DietSoap]

... The... That...









... This is too easy. :|

 

[Jangle]

Was that guy God?

 

[mastag]

i survived the nuclear apocalypse

 

[CyberPitz]

i survived the nuclear apocalypse

And all I got was this lousey Soul-Shirt!

 

[tehsolace]

am i dead yet? i tend to sleep through these scheduled things...

 

[Evo]

I'm dead....dead tired of these phonies!

:E

 

[Geogaddi]

This guys was cleary on Valve time. Expect nuclear war Q1 2007.

 

[mastag]

at least then ill prove that the earth will end before duke nukem forever is released.

 

[theotherguy]

mwhahaha, I have emerged from my secret underground bomb shelter to conquer the now-destroyed world!!!

...oh wait....

 

[Zeus]

...and this is what happens when you believe everything you hear

 

[Ennui]

i feel cheated of my apocalypse

 

[Que-Ever]

Needless to say, I was thouroughly dissappointed.