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LONG BEACH, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- Mark September 29 on your calendar because it will mark the beginning of the end of the world.

That's the chilling news from E.T. expert Dr. Terry Johnson, who claims various conglomerations of alien races are conspiring to destroy planet Earth on that day -- with the help of a few volcanoes and earthquakes.

http://www.ncbuy.com/news/2004-07-19/1010116.html

also an earthquake just hit cali. and yesterday there was an article about mt. st. helens errupting, not only that but there is a huge asteroid thats going to "fly past" the earth tomorrow http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm.../sc_space/hugeasteroidtoflypastearthwednesday

heres more info and pictures of the asteroid http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/mystery_monday_040503.html
 
Is here a huga asteriod flying past earth tomorrow? Strange thing I haven't heard that before. I guess this is the end, well, we were going to die anyway!
 
Sweet, the apocolypse!

I call dibs on all the ice cream before the freezers run down!
 
It sounds hopeless, but he says hundreds of human abductees are working as a resistance force by learning to fly UFOs.

=S Sound's like Battlefield Earth, it look's like the guy who wrote that article has just taken a load of idea's from various science fiction movie's, it's a joke.

It's also interesting to note about a lot of these articles, how does he know the Alien's plans?
 
I'll sit in the woods as usual, cooking a can of Bullens Pilsnerkorv over the fire and laugh, cause it'll be fun to see the other side.
 
Some humans will be saved, and Johnson says many are already being abducted to other planets to be used as super computers.

Soo.... they have huge space ships and all that which we dont... but still... they want to use us a super computers?
 
Majestic XII said:
Some humans will be saved, and Johnson says many are already being abducted to other planets to be used as super computers.

Soo.... they have huge space ships and all that which we dont... but still... they want to use us a super computers?

Well we only use 5% of our brain, so i guess they have something that makes us use 100% of our brain power, and also, who the hell is this Johnson guy, if you google his name nothing comes up. Hes probably some 4th grade science teacher or something.
 
Majestic XII said:
Some humans will be saved, and Johnson says many are already being abducted to other planets to be used as super computers.

Soo.... they have huge space ships and all that which we dont... but still... they want to use us a super computers?

Huge yellow coagulated spaceships.
 
Epyon said:
Well we only use 5% of our brain, so i guess they have something that makes us use 100% of our brain power, and also, who the hell is this Johnson guy, if you google his name nothing comes up. Hes probably some 4th grade science teacher or something.

Actully, we use the whole brain.
 
Epyon said:
Well we only use 5% of our brain

Actually, that's not true. But that's another discussion.

Edit: Beat me to it, moppe.
 
Majestic XII said:
... they want to use us a super computers?
Yes to play HL2.. it all becomes clear now
*puts on tinfoil hat and sit in the corner*
 
moppe said:
Actully, we use the whole brain.

I remember in 5th grade or something my teacher said that.....i wonder how much information i got from school is bullshit.
 
Epyon said:
I remember in 5th grade or something my teacher said that.....i wonder how much information i got from school is bullshit.

Alot of people still think we use 5% of the brain. Your teacher was probably just trying to teach you something she had picked up outside the books.
 
holy weiners

hahahahahah all you troses on the west coast are gonna die hahahahahaahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahaha






























ha
 
I was gonna say "Why would aliens that can travel here destroy the world without telling anyone, or using coll wepaons"

...but then I thought, actually blowing up a world using natural disasters would be cool :D




That 5% thing is made up, but a lot of our brain power isnt "concious".
 
If tomorrow is the end the world, I think a certain someone can finally admit to wearing ladies undies....and show us pictures too.
 
It's like the day after tomorrow, today! but with no tomorrow.
 
lePobz said:
It's like the day after tomorrow, today! but with no tomorrow.

Its more like the day after tomorrow tomorrow and the tomorrow is the day after that.
 
lePobz said:
It's like the day after tomorrow, today! but with no tomorrow.

The day after tommorow, today....tommorow, with no tommorow when we get to tommorow.

Maj :p
 
moppe said:
I'll sit in the woods as usual, cooking a can of Bullens Pilsnerkorv over the fire and laugh, cause it'll be fun to see the other side.
Mind if I join you? I can bring a box of Norrlands Guld :)
 
2 days before the relase of Dawn of War here...

If they destroy the world tomorrow THEY WILL SUFFER ETERNALLY! Its pretty easy for me to do actually Ill just send a nude picture of myself :p
 
HunterSeeker said:
2 days before the relase of Dawn of War here...

If they destroy the world tomorrow THEY WILL SUFFER ETERNALLY! Its pretty easy for me to do actually Ill just send a nude picture of myself :p
You will be our saviour...
 
Heh yeah. I know the universe is a big place, but to me a close call is a large asteroid bouncing off Germany.
 
Epyon said:
Well we only use 5% of our brain, so i guess they have something that makes us use 100% of our brain power, and also, who the hell is this Johnson guy, if you google his name nothing comes up. Hes probably some 4th grade science teacher or something.

Haha common myth. We use 100% of our brain just not all at once.
 
moppe said:
Alot of people still think we use 5% of the brain. Your teacher was probably just trying to teach you something she had picked up outside the books.
indeed. Plus, it wouldn't make sense, why would we evolve such a large brain and then not use it. Evolution is a logical process, not arbitrary, generally...
 
I wish I could use a smaller percentage of my brain sometimes. One gets sick of always being right :)









I'll get me coat...
 
I think it's really awe inspiring to think that a huge rock is going past our Earth at this very moment
 
tomorrow as the spaceships approach earth, they'll get hit by the asteroid becuase the primitive computer systems in their intergalactic spaceships were unable to plot the asteroids course.
 
Innervision961 said:
tomorrow as the spaceships approach earth, they'll get hit by the asteroid becuase the primitive computer systems in their intergalactic spaceships were unable to plot the asteroids course.

:LOL: Ahahahahah!!
 
sweet! i don't have to study for my final high school exams.

*throws all textbooks out the window*
 
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