World Issues as seen through the eyes of a 5 yr old

[CptStern]

Much of the world is at war, most economies are in the tank, and now we can't even distract ourselves by pretending to be entertained by the Olympics. We wondered if the world would look any less bleak if viewed through the eyes of a five-year-old.

So, we asked you to break out the MS Paint and show us how a kindergartner might view some of the world's current problem

http://www.cracked.com/article_16592_10-important-news-stories-as-depicted-by-5-year-olds.html

these are hilarious, especially this one:

 

[lefty]

Great job posting number one in a countdown, stern.

 

[CptStern]

I like to cut to the chase

 

[Vegeta897]

Great job posting number one in a countdown, stern.

Just be glad he didn't post one of the political ones.

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

So jesus is a lobster with a cape that shoots lightning bolts? I guess that makes sense.

 

[Cornerstone]

A zombie that walks on water and heals lepers makes more sense???

 

[Raziaar]

So jesus is a lobster with a cape that shoots lightning bolts? I guess that makes sense.

It's zoidberg of course.

 

[Slug Advisor]

[snip]

So jesus is a lobster with a cape that shoots lightning bolts? I guess that makes sense.

 

[Phobie]

No five year olds are this retarded. I'M not even quite that retarded.

 

[Tyguy]

No five year olds are this retarded. I'M not even quite that retarded.

not with that attitude

 

[TechnoHippyChic]

It's zoidberg of course.

lol, I guess I haven't seen that episode yet. Does he shoot lightning?

 

[Mr Stabby]

Conservapedia

 

[highlander]

haha, epic!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It's zoidberg of course.

****ing lol'd.

 

[Raziaar]

lol, I guess I haven't seen that episode yet. Does he shoot lightning?

No, unfortunately.

 

[French Ninja]

 

[Darkside55]

That's not Jesus OR Zoidberg. It's HIM in disguise.

 

[MJ12]

What was second place supposed to referencing to?

 

[Darkside55]

What was second place supposed to referencing to?

Whores.

 

[MJ12]

Adulterating Whores have been around forever.

 

[Darkside55]

It's the world's most relevant issue.

 

[hool10]

Wtf, this is the best one of them all:

=

 

[MJ12]

Lol, I feel bad for that family, I am sure it was a picture of a baby they adopted and now it's a humiliating internet picture.

 

[Norman Frohman]

lol, best thread ever

 

[Mech Man]

Some one has not seen the original image dump.

 

[Atomic_Piggy]

They were...odd...

 

[Kula Meenur]

*when a problem comes along, you must snip it.

Un-ca-chish!

...Snip it good!*

Awesome. :E

 

[Krynn72]

Not daddy and mommy was the best one. Should have been number 1

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Thats the good thing about being illiterate at 5, otherwise this might of turned out to be something quite different

Somewhat funny too...

...can you Guess where it is yet?