World's oldest drug bust.

[Dog--]

This guy kept it for longer then I would have.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28034925/?gt1=43001

 

[Kamikazie]

A barrage of tests proves the marijuana possessed potent psychoactive properties

Must have hired a few of the local teens to do the tests.

 

[MJ12]

I like how "getting high" is hyperlinked, in case readers are like "What? Marijuana does what?"

 

[Higlac]

It made me lol a little bit.

 

[MJ12]

He probably died from smoking marijuana and that's why they buried marijuana with him.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

He probably died from smoking marijuana and that's why they buried marijuana with him.

Impossible. And people were buried with things they'd need in the afterlife :smoking:

 

[Bad^Hat]

Any hieroglyphic porn stashed in there with it? Maybe a goatskin-baggie of cheetos?

 

[highlander]

I lol'd a little bit.

 

[MJ12]

Impossible.

I lie.

 

[Steven]

So did they arrest him or what?

 

[Reflex]

So did they arrest him or what?

He went to the chair

 

[FoB_Ed]

2700 year old weed? They should smoke it, i bet it's aged to perfection

 

[CptStern]

was there any evidence that the 2700 old stoner threw his kids off a bridge?

 

[Raziaar]

It's the Gobi Desert... wtf are they going to bridge to.

 

[Kamikazie]

The next sand dune.

 

[Raziaar]

But that's futile! And it must go against some ancient Asian philosophy or something!

If your destination in life always shifts around, building a bridge is quite unsound.

 

[Higlac]

But that's futile! And it must go against some ancient Asian philosophy or something!

If your destination in life always shifts around, building a bridge is quite unsound.

That actually makes perfect scientific sense. Considering that sand dunes move, building a bridge to one would be very foolish.