Worst Movie I've Seen in Theaters...Period

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Yeah... Some friends and I were hanging out last night and we thought we'd go see EuroTrip just plain trashed. We had already been drinking earlier so I only brought a mix in a Gatorade bottle and my friend brought a couple beers. My third friend that was there had to fly this morning..so he couldn't drink...but anyways..

We decided to see it because all our other plans had fallen through.

Worst movie I've ever seen in theaters...period.

I think throughout the whole movie I chuckled twice and laughed once. The funniest thing was this guy's email alert notice, "You got mail mutha f*cka." Other than that...it was pretty weak.
 
Yeah I though about watching it last night but then i remembered I hate punk crappy teen movies! I would rather assist in a herniea opperation on a rino than watch a teen movie!
 
you got mail motha f*cka? thats not even funny. this movie must really stink.they could have at least put subliminal messages in it to make u feel happy, or like ur enjoying urself.
like signs saying:
!..nuf gnievah r u
 
EuroTrip does look really bad.. I'd never see that, no matter what.

However, the worst movie I've ever seen in theatres was Extreme Ops..

I try to erase that 2 hours from my mind every day, but it doesn't work =(
 
I don't think any of those movies could top that atrocious garbage that was Supernova....
 
I walked out of a movie once... I don't remember what it was... something about a time machine.
 
worst movie i've ever seen in theatre was "house of the dead" HHoooooolllllllyyyyy crap thats a terrible movie. So many people got up and left and tried getting refunds. Acting is absolute worst i've seen in any movie ever.

EDIT: rottentomatoes.com gave it a rating of 5% woohooo new record low in this thread :p http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/HouseoftheDead-1126175/
 
Omg, how could LA Times' Kevin Thomas have given a compliment to "House of the Dead"! He's usually such a basher.
 
Meltdown is one of the worst movies i've ever seen, and Jet Li is starring it ..
 
i'm one of those people that REALLY find it hard to dislike something. heh... but i saw wing commander in theaters ... and holy sh*t. what a f*cktastically horrible freakin movie.
 
Without question the two worst films ive seen at the cinema (which I cant even remember the title of either) were:

1. The one which was meant to be like big brother, but was people living in a house being broacast over webcams all day and they all started getting murdered. VERY RUBBISH

2. The one with the teens in the woods who kill a guy who's face is messed up and has some kind of virus and they all start getting it. Came out last year and was also RUBBISH.
 
I once made the mistake of watching Delta Force. The fighter jet scenes were cut in from a 1970s video or worse. And that was the best part of the film.
 
craigweb2k said:
Without question the two worst films ive seen at the cinema (which I cant even remember the title of either) were:

1. The one which was meant to be like big brother, but was people living in a house being broacast over webcams all day and they all started getting murdered. VERY RUBBISH

2. The one with the teens in the woods who kill a guy who's face is messed up and has some kind of virus and they all start getting it. Came out last year and was also RUBBISH.
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1. i think u mean Halloween: Resurrection maybe?

2. Cabin Fever, i liked that movie
 
The fast and the furious - complete bag of shite :/

During the movie 2 out of the four ppl that were watching it fell asleep, the other walked out ... wish i'd done that.
 
Suicide42 said:
you got mail motha f*cka? thats not even funny. this movie must really stink.they could have at least put subliminal messages in it to make u feel happy, or like ur enjoying urself.
like signs saying:
!..nuf gnievah r u
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Just the way the guy in the sound said it made it funny...but yeah...terrible movie. I usually make it a point not to take too many chances on theater movies..but this was by far the worse.

I agree... Fast & Furious was terrible...only halfway-decent part were some hot chicks and the cool cars...the plot was awful... and... so was everything else...

Speaking of bad movies...I forget the name...it's somewhat recent..it's a Rob Zombie movie..oh yeah.. just checked on imdb.. House of 1000 Corpses. The DVD menu was pretty funny...and misleading. I saw the menu and was all like, "This is pretty funny...this movie may have promise." Yeah.. terrible movie..and I see a sequel is in pre-production stages now.. whee :sleep:
 
Shuzer said:
EuroTrip does look really bad.. I'd never see that, no matter what.

However, the worst movie I've ever seen in theatres was Extreme Ops..

I try to erase that 2 hours from my mind every day, but it doesn't work =(
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Hold the phone, Marcie! Someone actually went to extreme ops?!!

I know that it was X-treme, but did it ever look crappy.
Wasn't it about people using their power to of X-treme sports to fight terrorists? And it came out right after 9-11?
You must have been the only one there!

I haven't actually seen any bad movies lately at all. I guess I have a 6th sense for avoiding them.
Wait.. I'm sensing something...
Don't see that stupid Garfield movie!
 
HAHAHAHAH...you have not seen Woody Allen star in "Small time Crooks" ...The only time I laughed was when a guy stood up at the end of the movie and said "THAT WAS THE WORST ****IN MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN!"
 
Mechagodzilla said:
Hold the phone, Marcie! Someone actually went to extreme ops?!!

I know that it was X-treme, but did it ever look crappy.
Wasn't it about people using their power to of X-treme sports to fight terrorists? And it came out right after 9-11?
You must have been the only one there!

I haven't actually seen any bad movies lately at all. I guess I have a 6th sense for avoiding them.
Wait.. I'm sensing something...
Don't see that stupid Garfield movie!
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Actually, I went out with my family. It was either Solaris or Extreme Ops, both looked equally crappy. My brother and I decided on Extreme Ops, not knowing anything about it other than it was about a bunch of skiers out running a triggered avalanche. Terrorists took over.. uh.. it was bad :|

Anyhow, I forgot to mention, we walked out about half way through. Oh and, there were about 10 other people in the theatre, none of which looked as though they were smart enough to walk out..
 
2fast and 2furious good lord I can't believe I acutally watched that..
 
Men In Black II....dear God, I have no idea why I didn't leave the theater?
 
Frank said:
Men In Black II....dear God, I have no idea why I didn't leave the theater?
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...MIB2 didn't suck. It wasn't the greatest, but, apparently.. you have no concept of a bad movie (as in BAD..) ;) lol
 
JonTheCanuck said:
1. i think u mean Halloween: Resurrection maybe?

2. Cabin Fever, i liked that movie
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one is cabin fever. the other one wasnt halloween.. basically there were maybe 2 guys, 2 women chosen to go into a house and be watched 24 / 7 online through the use of webcams and the winner of this would win cash. when they arrive at the house they see all isnt what it appears cos its a dump and slowly they all get killed off.
 
Shuzer said:
...MIB2 didn't suck. It wasn't the greatest, but, apparently.. you have no concept of a bad movie (as in BAD..) ;) lol
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Seriously! The acting was bad, Will Smith isn't fun, Johnny Knoxville sucked even worse and the story...oh dear God, don't get me started about the story!
 
There was this Costner movie, in wich he thought he was Elvis' son, Graceland or something. That was soo bad.
 
One of the crappiest movies I've ever seen......hmmm.......Oh wait I know - Left Behind.

Rotten Tomatoes rating of 15%- Link

I'll let this critic's quote speak for itself.

"Rest assured, Left Behind isn't a bad movie because it's Christian; it's a bad movie because it just isn't good." -- Luke Y. Thompson, NEW TIMES

edit-(and this one too)
"The only thing "Left Behind" made me want to do was pray that it would soon be over. "
-- Mike McGranaghan, AISLE SEAT

Although I guess being an agnostic didn't help with my opinion of the movie.
 
Anyone here seen Spawn the movie - it doesn't get any lower than this :/
 
craigweb2k said:
one is cabin fever. the other one wasnt halloween.. basically there were maybe 2 guys, 2 women chosen to go into a house and be watched 24 / 7 online through the use of webcams and the winner of this would win cash. when they arrive at the house they see all isnt what it appears cos its a dump and slowly they all get killed off.
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thats how i remember halloween: resurrection.... hmmm its in a house where its broadcast on the internet and they have a few college students in it and yeah, michael lets loose and starts killing people inside and they cant get out.
 
JonTheCanuck said:
thats how i remember halloween: resurrection.... hmmm its in a house where its broadcast on the internet and they have a few college students in it and yeah, michael lets loose and starts killing people inside and they cant get out.
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well he isnt the killer, one of the house members is. its a ****ed up film and I cant remember the title for a reason I suspect :upstare:

Edit: Found it. It's called "my little eye" and is without doubt the worst film I've seen ever

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/MyLittleEye-10001876/
 
qckbeam said:
oh God that was soooo bad.... ;(
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it was a bad movie, but not the worst I've seen by a long shot.


Just watched Lost in Translation this evening and I dont understand the hype for certain, but I'm still working my head round it in my mind.
 
Lost in Translation is fantastic. It's so brilliantly written, acted and directed, and it's amazingly understated as well.

I'm not sure what the worst film I've ever seen is, I try not to watch bad ones. I love movies that are so amazingly bad that they come out the otherside and become hilarious though. A prime example of this is the live-action version of Fist of the North Star. I imported it on DVD after seeing on TV and crying with laughter.
 
Jackal hit said:
i'm one of those people that REALLY find it hard to dislike something. heh... but i saw wing commander in theaters ... and holy sh*t. what a f*cktastically horrible freakin movie.
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thats really wierd, i was thinking of the worst movie ever and i came up with wing commander as well. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/WingCommander-1087487/reviews.php it got a 6 % rotTEN

i thought cabin fever was an hilarious movie.... o wait it was suppossed to be a horror?!!?!?! but what about the pancake kid....
 
slider3005 said:
thats really wierd, i was thinking of the worst movie ever and i came up with wing commander as well. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/WingCommander-1087487/reviews.php it got a 6 % rotTEN

i thought cabin fever was an hilarious movie.... o wait it was suppossed to be a horror?!!?!?! but what about the pancake kid....
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haha i remember that. That stupid retarded kid that bites the guy. Then the dad gets pissed off at the guy for getting bitten. AHHhhh good times.
 
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