Worst Movie you've ever seen

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Man, i just finished watching Robocop 2 and i gotta say, thats one of the worst movies i've ever seen. I'll sample some dialog for you

"Touch me" - Robocop

Yeah, its that bad. Scariest part about it is that the same guy who wrote it and Robocop 3, wrote Sin City :O

Whats your worst movie?
 
Titanic maybe? :p

Nah, one of those 'cult' movies of Peter Jackson. Braindead sucks pretty much, yeah.
 
Some shite british horror i watched last night, 28 days later i think it was, what a waste of time.

(lister sig 4 lines max tbh...)
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Some shite british horror i watched last night, 28 days later i think it was, what a waste of time.

(lister sig 4 lines max tbh...)
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I'll kill you! 28 Days later was cool :p Not the best film in the world true.
 
I was waiting for this lol. The camera angles are appauling, couldn't see what was going on half the time. It was funny when the guy got ripped out the back of the cab and eaten...but nothing else entertained me. The alternative ending wasn't worth watching through the credits, which is why im so sore about it now i think :)
 
Hectic Glenn said:
I was waiting for this lol. The camera angles are appauling, couldn't see what was going on half the time. It was funny when the guy got ripped out the back of the cab and eaten...but nothing else entertained me. The alternative ending wasn't worth watching through the credits, which is why im so sore about it now i think :)
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i thought it started really well but the whole crazy military thing was clichied and boring, the beginning in london and escaping from london was brilliant.
 
Theres so many bad movies I cant really name just one, I'd have to really think about it.
Heres a list that I find I agree with:
http://us.imdb.com/chart/bottom

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Sparta said:
Man, i just finished watching Robocop 2 and i gotta say, thats one of the worst movies i've ever seen. I'll sample some dialog for you

"Touch me" - Robocop

Yeah, its that bad. Scariest part about it is that the same guy who wrote it and Robocop 3, wrote Sin City :O

Whats your worst movie?
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yeah I just watched robocop 1, its not a bad movie. Me and my bro were thinking of getting robocop2 just to see how bad it is (he said the same thing as you did)

BTW I also watched Mad Max recently.... great movie, had never seen it before.
 
hmmm, ive seen some serious crap :E but im gonna have to say that Rambo III takes the cake.

oh, and 28 days later was a good flick, just most people didnt like that you had to think instead of watching mindless gore
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Some shite british horror i watched last night, 28 days later i think it was, what a waste of time.

(lister sig 4 lines max tbh...)
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I TOTALLY AGREE!! I was looking forward to seeing it quite a bit, and the opening bit in London put me in a state of awe, but then it flushed itself down the toilet. Horrible acting, scheiser script, budget BBC feel to the whole thing, and the whole military part was tripe. I came out furious; one of the worst films I've seen, for sure.
 
I can't think of a movie i hated. Probably haven't watched enough movies.
 
D€vIL² said:
Theres so many bad movies I cant really name just one, I'd have to really think about it.
Heres a list that I find I agree with:
http://us.imdb.com/chart/bottom.
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ohh come on now... there are some classics on that list!

Santa with Muscles (1996) ....Classic
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Even better
Kazaam (1996) ...WTF I loved that movie!!!!
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992) Another Classic!
Spice World (1997) Ohh come on now.... ok yeah that belongs there...
Police Academy 5: Assignment: Miami Beach (1988) :O
 
Man, 28 Days Later is one of my favorites. Takes the whole zombie-attack thing in a new direction and felt really unique. It is, however, done with a very indy mentality.
 
UHF - I like Weird Al, but this is just an EMBARRASSMENT.

Basically any drama movie out there can be one of the worst movies (Walk to Remember, Chasing Liberty, etc.)
 
kupoartist said:
The Ali G Movie... cringeworthy...
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HOW THE HELL CAN YOU SAY THAT? That film is brilliant, absolutely hilarious. Most people in the UK will say they enjoyed this film assuming you live in 'da ghetto' Seriously good man, take it back!

Another shite film i've seen recently, reign of fire. Crap.102 dalmations. Crap. Counter Strike (sounded good was actually bollocks). Oh and from that other list, Spice World, ****ING ****!! Now im off to watch a decent film for once, Falling down or Shawshank Redemption :)
 
XXX-2
nothing could have saved this movie, except someone killing off the project
 
Aww, I love UHF. Plan 9 is fun, too, but just because it's so bad.

I have to say without a doubt Dumb and Dumberer (the sequel). I saw it for free at the theatre and I still felt more ripped off than I had for any other movie.

I wanted to see Gigli to see how bad it was, but missed it.
 
Interceptor force
yes, Braindead
FAHRENHEIT 9/11
2fast 2furious
Ali-g - sucks
....many others
and all german television movies...
 
Aliens Versus Predator - It's almost like they WANTED to make it bad.
Godzilla (the remake) - the monster looked good, everything else was bad bad bad. Even Jean Reno was bad. That's how bad the film was. It was so bad it made Jean Reno bad.
Titanic - this film has three saving graces: 1. Kate Winslet is sexy; 2. The effects are impressive; 3. Everyone, and if you think about it you'll see I really do mean EVERYONE, dies. Even Rose dies. Everyone dies and they all deserve to die.
The second two Matrix films - "We planned it as a trilogy." You may have wanted to make a trilogy but there's no f*cking way they planned that cinematic derailment the way it turned out. What dreadful script-writing (offensively bad dialogue), gaping plot-holes, misguided pretentiousness and rubbish, unengaging characters. I was close to cheers when Trinity died. And as for the Architect turning out to be Colonel Sanders...
 
I think the worst one is Starship Troopers 2 (the first one was alright, but not brilliant)
It didn't follow the story of the 1st, no original actors from the 1st, the arachnids had more emotion (which was against the originals version where they were bred to be the ultimate warrior)

The only best thing about it was the corpse that said "hello guys" which was pretty amusing (when I was drunk)
 
Polaris said:
Interceptor force
yes, Braindead
FAHRENHEIT 9/11
2fast 2furious
Ali-g - sucks
....many others
and all german television movies...
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Fahrenheit 9/11 was pretty good, maybe not for bush voters
Ali-G was the funniest movie ever
2 fast - 2 furious beats the first one because the black dude has some good acting skills (vin diesel has too in my oppinion)

I hate all the movies that come on the french tv because they are all over-voiced , meaning that you cant hear the real acters speak but some frenchy who is talking in their places because the french are apparently to lazy to read subtitles.
 
No-live 2 said:
Fahrenheit 9/11 was pretty good, maybe not for bush voters
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I´m not Bush voter because I live in Czech republic... :LOL:
Fahrenheit 9/11 is stupid left wing propaganda for no mind idiots...
 
Ritz said:
House of the dead.
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Yup!

And Resident Evil: Apocalypse.

I know there are many, many bad movies, but I don't see too many of them. I try to stay away the best that I can.
 
Thought of another one. James Bond: Die Another Day. That film oozed suckage, right down from Madonna's title tune to the totally WTF plot and locales extracted from someone's arse.

HOW THE HELL CAN YOU SAY THAT? That film is brilliant, absolutely hilarious. Most people in the UK will say they enjoyed this film assuming you live in 'da ghetto' Seriously good man, take it back!
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As a comedy, it failed by being even remotely funny. Ali G on TV worked: stretch it over feature length period and it becomes thinner than a Cannabis smoking Supermodel who has been sat on by 14 elephants and Lisa Riley.

Oh, and Queen of the Damned was another Black Hole in a Vacuum Cleaner factory.
 
I say it every "Wurst Movie EV4R!!!" post, but some people seem to have really ridiculous standards for the "worst."
 
The second two Matrix films - "We planned it as a trilogy." You may have wanted to make a trilogy but there's no f*cking way they planned that cinematic derailment the way it turned out. What dreadful script-writing (offensively bad dialogue), gaping plot-holes, misguided pretentiousness and rubbish, unengaging characters. I was close to cheers when Trinity died. And as for the Architect turning out to be Colonel Sanders...
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Hear, hear! What they did with the second 2 films reminded me of when I write essays overnight with no notes and no knowledge on the subject. Ie, stretching a lot of crap out of nothing, because the first film used up all the plot.
 
Any english detective "movie". My god they're so dull that the time stops.
 
Braindead (or Dead Alive) is amazing.

Titanic was a good film. You all hate because its considered a chick flick.

28 Days Later was great and original. There was absolutely nothing wrong or cliched about the military quarter of the movie. I have no idea what the hell your talking about.

Oh and while Frank Miller wrote the scripts for the Robocop movies, the producers changed EVERYTHING in his scripts. They liked it, but just couldn't convert them into movie form so they changed a lot of it.

Now for bad movies:

The Punisher (80's verision and 2004)
Resident Evil 1 & 2
Alien Vs. Predator
Predator 2
Any Ed Wood film
Batman and Robin
Van Hellsing
Any horror movie from the 80's that was trying to be bad in a funny way...sorry, your movies were bad anyway and not funny. EXCEPT EVIL DEAD. EVIL DEAD > YOUR LIFE.
 
Cross roads....dear god....even with britney actually looking decent at the time it was and is complete shit
 
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