Worst Movie's Ever

[CptStern]

this is by far worst movie I've ever paid to see

1980's conan rip off italian movie badly dubbed in english with spanish subtitles (I saw it in spain)

 

[Warbie]

I saw the guy who played Ator as Tarzan once. He's quite famous in the UK actually, and often appeared on the Graham Norton show.

//edit - there's a sequal, Ator l'invincibile 2! Still staring Miles O'Keeffe (he's actually a pretty cool guy)

 

[DEATH eVADER]

That was nowhere near as bad as some of the films on there.

'blood sucking freaks' has sparked my curiosity

 

[CptStern]

I saw the guy who played Ator as Tarzan once. He's quite famous in the UK actually, and often appeared on the Graham Norton show.

//edit - there's a sequal, Ator l'invincibile 2! Still staring Miles O'Keeffe (he's actually a pretty cool guy)

ya I think I saw it on video


heh miles o keeffe is one step away from Fabio ..Tarzan was a horrible movie although bo derek was pretty hot in it

 

[resiurC]

House of the Dead.

 

[15357]

The Unknown (title translated)

Oh yeah. Made by the DPRK, special order from Kim Il Sung.

 

[Direwolf]

heh - yup, that movie is shite.

The sequal to Cube (Hypercube?) is also bloody awful.

And then theres Cube Zero.

 

[Warbie]

A prequel?

 

[Direwolf]

Yeah. A lot of it also takes place concerning the people "controlling" the cube.

 

[chu]

anyone mention the film "Elephant"?

Just one gigantic orgy of cliches that help unfold a boring and horrible movie.

 

[Murray_H]

Golden Ninja Warrior

 

[smwScott]

anyone mention the film "Elephant"?

Just one gigantic orgy of cliches that help unfold a boring and horrible movie.

Elephant was a great film ... we're talking about the same thing right? The Gus van Sant movie?

Anyway, as far as worst movies go it's impossible to tell. I've always hated iRobot particularly bad ... but there are worse. I usually try and avoid seeing candidates for "worst movie."

 

[DeusExMachina]

Elephant was good, but not good like Van Sant's other movies. With Elephant came...dare I say it (hope kupo doesn't see this )...his pretentious filmmaking. Elephant was good, but he was obviously trying to be "intellectual" and "artsy" and it came off rather annoying. Then, he drops Last Days on us...ugh.

 

[xcellerate]

I've always hated iRobot particularly

Let me use my roomba to clean up the dirt from my vintage 2004 converse allstars that i use to drive my '35 Audi.

Or when he drives his gas powered motorcycle? Yea, there were soo many gas stations everywhere, but the part i didn't get is when he the cars all wreck on the highway they all explode. Okay, that makes sense. But when the girl gets on the motorcycle she says something like, "this runs on gas so that means it can explode right?"

...uh...yea, and apparently whatever it is your cars run on can explode also, so does it really matter whether it's a hydrogen or a gas explosion, you won't be surviving either at 80mph.

 

[AmishSlayer]

Worst movie ever that was actually accepted in greater society - Fast and the Furious.

Any really horrible movie is just fun to rip apart if you ask me.

 

[gick]

Golden Ninja Warrior

If you thought that was bad, watch The Ninja Squad. Godfrey Ho is an evil genius, he'd film one film, then re-edit it and re-dub it to make another 3 or 4 movies, all off the same footage. Golden Ninja Warrior is actually pretty good for him.

 

[Lucid]

I'd like to add Domino to that list, sure there's worse... but this was pretty bad.

The script made no sense in quite a few parts... the lap dance scene was embarassing... the way the film was shot was just idiotic, little echoes of dialogue here and there... flashes between scenes and the like...
It was just bad... my respect for Keira Knightley was a bit shaken after watching it.

 

[StardogChampion]

8MM 2 - sequel to the Nicholas Cage movie 8MM which was actually pretty decent.

 

[smwScott]

Elephant was good, but not good like Van Sant's other movies. With Elephant came...dare I say it (hope kupo doesn't see this )...his pretentious filmmaking. Elephant was good, but he was obviously trying to be "intellectual" and "artsy" and it came off rather annoying. Then, he drops Last Days on us...ugh.

I really didn't think it was pretentious. I really liked the "fly on the wall" style of the movie. It was very low key and really felt like another day in these peoples lives ... except for one thing. The tension was built incredibly well, just a damn good movie.

Now Gerry I have issues with. It's slightly interesting and has its merits ... but as a film I really doubt it would even be watchable a second time and was far from enjoyable the first. I haven't seen Last Days yet, and to be honest I'm not in a hurry. Unfortunately he may have adopted a somewhat pretentious style with his newer films.

 

[kupocake]

With Elephant came...dare I say it (hope kupo doesn't see this )...his pretentious filmmaking.

You nearly got away... nearly

 

[Warbie]

Worst movie ever that was actually accepted in greater society - Fast and the Furious.

Any really horrible movie is just fun to rip apart if you ask me.

Yes! God awful movie that is.