Worst. Night. Ever.

[Emporius]

I went to a party, and was having a good time until someone barfed on/in my shoes. Then while cleaning then I stepped in dog poo. When I finally got home, I realized I forgot my key, and was quickly running out of bladder space. No one answered the door after several rings and knocks, so I had to pee in the pushes. I decided to try my friend's house, to see if I could crash there. I walked there, loudly singing Oasis songs and threatening passersbys with my wet socks. Not wanting to wake his mom, who works crazy shift at the airport, I went behind the house to knock on his window. His room was dark, but I noticed light on in his basement. I joyfully knelt down to get his attention, only to fuzzily/drunkenly make out the shapes of him and his girlfriend having sex. Not wanting to interrupt, I walked back home, only to find my parents just as unresponsive the second time around. After mashing on the doorbell, my Dad finally rescued me from the outside world.

I am going to feel this later in the morning.


Anyone else have some unfortunate drinking stories?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

dood should have slapped the girl who barfed on them with said shoes. Would have made her think twice about who she barfs with next time. We must go on adventure if/when I drive up to Ottawa.

As far as stories go the only one I got is having my nose (almost) broken last saturday in a fight, drunk off my ass, made a few people hate me over the course of the night.

Edit: Should totally have rode along with his mom and crashed at the airport. Would be like The Terminal, 'cept just for one night and shit.

 

[Raziaar]

It could have been worse.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

What could be worse than dog shit and blisters and puked shoes and being locked out of your own home?

 

[Emporius]

Also I had to be the fifth wheel with two girls I like and their boyfriends.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Mr. Camjam needs sleeps mang you needs sleeps.

 

[MJ12]

Unfortunate Drinking Stories?

Well, my friend was killed by a drunk driver...

Spoiler

no not really, i just wanted to make your story sound less unfortunate!

 

[PoeticRocker]

I think all those previous things happened because you were subconsciously anticipating the idea of singing oasis songs in public later.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Also I had to be the fifth wheel with two girls I like and their boyfriends.

Been there, done that. Shit hurts. Especially when they treat you like they want you, then turn around and neck with their boyfriend. It's even worse if they don't realize that they're doing it...

 

[Warped]

I've got a story for you. It was the end of the school year and there was this party in this very open space on the outskirts of town (we have about 30,000 residents in our suburb). anyway we're all drinking and having a good time, driving around like idiots in this mudpit and dancing/singing by the fire, real fun stuff. so my friend who was both a lightweight and recently boring kid decides tonight was the night he was going to drink his heart out. I actually encouraged him. Boy did I make a mistake. So being the DD for the night, I cut my drinking down a bit towards the end and realized my friend could not for the life of him keep his head up.

We then heard sirens because the cops were arriving to the area, but thankfully i just passed the cops as they entered the place. as i got closer to town there are these massive hills you have to cross no matter what side of town your coming from. basically when i got to the top of one i heard a gush of puke and groaning and horrible noises. i pulled into a local pharmacy and my friend just kept puking it was really disgusting. then as I tried to clean up an realized it was really hard to clean a mess up with a drunk person still puking and a little buzz left as well.

So then I get closer to our neighborhood and saw a nice place to stop and clean. i basically opened the door for my friend to continue puking and we waited there for about an hour while i dozed off and my friend mentioned i couldn't drop him off to late morning because his folks would definitely know. as stupid as i was at the time, i kinda parked near some sprinklers and cleaned a lot of it out with a towel and some patience. then we drove to my house, and my friend stayed in my car all night while i slept in my nice warm bed for about 2 hrs and then i had to wake up for church. i figured why clean up two messes if i can keep him in one area. I was really afraid that he would be seen too.

Worst thing of all was the fact that i had to drive my mom to church that morning dead tired with it reaking of puke. And the smell took about a year to go away. i really hated my friend for that awful mess but i also learned my lesson. and thats why i carry a blanket in the car now, and when people puked in my car, they both cleaned it up and puked into the blanket. i also stopped hanging around drunk people too

 

[G(ordon)-man]

Haha, shit. What a puke bag.

 

[mindless_moder]

for some reason this reminded me of the sushi pants story http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/the_famous_sushi_pants_story.phtml

 

[Dodo]

Got drunk, dressed like ninja's armed with spraypaint, broke into my school while drunk.
Police apparently got called 14 times, we we're with the 8 of us.

Before we started to paint (I of all people) suggested to wait and see what happens, in case police turn up.

Seconds later i see the side of the school building flash blue.
I think cop cars showed up, we gave up, didnt run, and got driven down to the police station at 4 in the morning.
My dad had to come and pick me up.

I got a 14 euro ticket for trespassing.


Another time, I was also graphing when this dude cought us and tried grabbing me.
A friend of mine yells at him to stop touching me, walks up to him, and gets the worst headbut ever from the dude holding me. Turns out he was a fireman/ex-navy dude.
Nearly shit my pants and he made me clean it : D


Ive had too many drunk nights to remember all the epic ones...
Ill post once i think of a good one.

-dodo

 

[Mellish]

Heh, I just found out that one of my friends last night (who I has to split up with so he could walk this girl home) got approached by some random old man and asked him to come to his hotel room for the sum of £10. He went up and while the guy was in the bathroom he stole some stuff and bolted. While this was happening me and my friends were raving in the local park waiting for him to come back.

 

[Eejit]

Typical weegie behaviour, steal anything that isn't nailed down.