Worst Part Of Waking Up?

[Ikerous]

lol @ anyone whose never had a wet dream
Thats so much wacking off

 

[Solaris]

and its "Your Still Tired!"

Lol @ You

It's 'You're still tired!'
You're = You are

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Lol @ You

It's 'You're still tired!'
You're = You are

He's knows that.

 

[Puzzlemaker]

I have something that can beat all of yours.

Waking up, getting dressed, eating breakfast, all that morning stuff.

Then waking up AGAIN, because all that was just a dream. It has happened to be several times, and is one of the MOST confusing things I have ever experienced. You lay in bed blinking for ten minutes, trying to figure out what the hell just happened, and why did you suddenly teleported back to bed after getting up.

And then you have to get up and do all that over again.

It sucks.

 

[The Brick]

I hate the idea of going to work being cold. No matter what the temperature, outisde always feels fricking cold at 5am. Also my brains are really acting weird when I wake up. My brain usually doesn't seem to understand time and clocks. I look at it and it says 3:45. I have to really wake up (takes a few seconds) to understand what those signs on my alarm clock are, what time it is, and if I can go back to sleep again. Mostly I wake up too much and can't get back to sleep again quickly.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Still too freaking tired...I wish I could sleep and wake up better, but I just cant! damn teenage sleeping pattern of sleeping late and being forced up early for skool.

 

[ailevation]

I hate waking up with a boner... because you can't just get out of bed right away or else everybody will see. =[.

What's even worse is when you wake up needing to take a piss real bad and you have a boner.

Or when yo wake up and you need to take a shit real real bad and all the bathroom's are taken.

 

[PvtRyan]

Peeing with wood = win. You gotta be Mr Fantastic to pull that off.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

Peeing with wood = win. You gotta be Mr Fantastic to pull that off.

I usually just kneel and kinda lean over.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I have something that can beat all of yours.

Waking up, getting dressed, eating breakfast, all that morning stuff.

Then waking up AGAIN, because all that was just a dream. It has happened to be several times, and is one of the MOST confusing things I have ever experienced. You lay in bed blinking for ten minutes, trying to figure out what the hell just happened, and why did you suddenly teleported back to bed after getting up.

And then you have to get up and do all that over again.

It sucks.

I used to get that loads.. it's a pain in the arse.

 

[The Brick]

Peeing with your roadsign to heaven is pretty easy. Just sit down, you filthy bastard. Then just hold it down so you don't hit your face.

 

[PvtRyan]

Peeing sitting down ftw. I don't stand peeing when at home, leaves a mess (don't try to deny that, even if you aim well you'll create this fine mist of pee particles spraying everywhere) but everywhere else I stand cause I don't know what dirty ass just say on there. Sitting down to pee is just more relaxt and better for your blatter too afaik.

 

[Evo]

Peeing with your roadsign to heaven is pretty easy. Just sit down, you filthy bastard. Then just hold it down so you don't hit your face.

Only do this after walking the morning glory off at least a bit, do not under any curcamstances attempt The Brick's directions with a...i've said too much :dozey:

 

[Asus]

Let's allow a moment for all the guys in this forum to collectively cringe...


*cringes*


As for waking up...the worst thing is waking up thinking you have tons more time to sleep, checking your clock and seeing you have less than 1 minute until the alarm blares.

I also hate when I know I'm super tired and my brain starts to play tricks on me to get me to sleep more. It usually goes down something like this:

*ALARM*
I look up at the clock, it reads 8:45

Brain: Alright, go back to sleep, that was just the first alarm, you've got plenty of time before your next alarm, THAT'll be the real one.

Me: You sure? I thought I only set one and my class starts at 9:30...

Brain: Nah, you can sleep for a while yet, your class isn't until like...uhh...10 or something.

Me: Whaaat? That doesn't sound right. Oh well, you're the brain.

9:26

I snap awake realizing I should've been up ages ago, roll out of bed, throw clothes on, grab books and go to class cursing my brain.

Me: Look what you've done. Now you don't get any breakfast you retard.

Brain: It was worth it.

haha so true.

 

[bryanf445]

Not getting enough sleep :/

 

[Tr0n]

Is my balls in your cup.

 

[Pauly]

Going to work/school :\

 

[Sam]

I have something that can beat all of yours.

Waking up, getting dressed, eating breakfast, all that morning stuff.

Then waking up AGAIN, because all that was just a dream. It has happened to be several times, and is one of the MOST confusing things I have ever experienced. You lay in bed blinking for ten minutes, trying to figure out what the hell just happened, and why did you suddenly teleported back to bed after getting up.

And then you have to get up and do all that over again.

It sucks.

That's happens to me quite a bit, I'm kinda used to it now. I get up, start getting ready and then I'm back in bed and think "FFS".

I'm always tired when I wake up too, no matter what time.

 

[kirovman]

When I wake up, I'm always more tired than before I went to sleep lol

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Peeing with wood = win. You gotta be Mr Fantastic to pull that off.

Just do a handstand

Worst thing about waking up is waking up alone. It's depressing rolling over and seeing that the other side of your bed is empty.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[PvtRyan]

Just do a handstand

Worst thing about waking up is waking up alone. It's depressing rolling over and seeing that the other side of your bed is empty.

-Angry Lawyer

I never sleep alone:

http://camden-nt1***tgers.edu/hfcy/images/dads_dust_mite.jpg

 

[Azner]

Bedbugs?

You Sleep with bed bugs?

D:

 

[PvtRyan]

I don't have much choice.

I guess you could call it rape. Except there is a distinct lack of penetration.

 

[Azner]

So you guys have threesomes?

 

[hool10]

Anybody get charlie horses/dislocated jaws when waking up? Sometimes if I stretch my legs out in bed, omfg, CHARLIE HORSE! So you start your day off in complete pain rolling around in bed. Or you start yawning and your jaw pops and it hurts really, really bad. That is the worst thing about mornings.

 

[Azner]

Happens So really pain, just open and close... and remember to crack your knuckles when you wake up, not to mention your neck and toes!