Worst thing to happen to a kid

[nofreeman]

two young children are to be adopted by a gay couple, despite the protests of their grandparents.

The devastated grandparents were told they would never see the youngsters again unless they dropped their opposition.

The couple, who cannot be named, wanted to give the five-year-old boy and his four-year-old sister a loving home themselves. But they were ruled to be too old - at 46 and 59.


Gay Old Times

 

[Sheepo]

nofreeman's diary 1/31/09:

I'm still posting wacky news stories until some one acknowledges my presence. No progress yet.

 

[Kamikazie]

Of course the old dude is going after the younger... dude...

Damn cougar.

nofreeman's diary 1/31/09:

I'm still posting wacky news stories until some one acknowledges my presence. No progress yet.

lol'd.

 

[Dog--]

No, this is the worst thing to happen to a kid.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/399306

Poor kid.. Didn't get his Sunny D.

 

[Saturos]

The second worst thing to happen to a kid is to poop his/her pants during grade school.

I remember seeing this happen to a few kids before when I was that age and they were ridiculed all the way through high school.

Worst thing for them, funniest thing to every other kid. LOL

 

[JFry]

Peeing your pants is no walk in the park either lemme tell ya.

 

[Pesmerga]

Saturos recalling personal experiences?

Ithinkso.

 

[Saturos]

Saturos recalling personal experiences?

Ithinkso.

OH YEAH, I REALLY pinched a huge loaf in my pants in Kindergarten and it laid up against my drawers like a brown ragdoll. The teacher told me to shut up and go sit on my stool.

I was ridiculed for life. :|

 

[Yorick]

We had a kid in 6th grade started jerking it in class.

Poor guy never lived it down. His family had to move.

 

[jet_porkins]

No, this is the worst thing to happen to a kid.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/399306

Poor kid.. Didn't get his Sunny D.

I tried to convince myself not to laugh, since that's horrible ... but that ironic climax deserved a slight chuckle.

 

[Vegeta897]

We had a kid in 6th grade started jerking it in class.

Poor guy never lived it down. His family had to move.

Live down what, the immense amount of awesomeness?

..

I'm reminded of that god damn female masturbation comic that pisses me off.

Great, thanks a lot, now I'm pissed.

 

[Warped]

I remember in 6th grade a kid accidentally left his fly down and i guess his pee pee was lying out. that has to be very embarrassing

 

[Krynn72]

One time in high school me and a friend concocted this nasty..erm... concoction of left over lunch food that looked like feces. It was pretty liquidy because of the chocolate milk, and the pizza bits made it have brown chunks in it. We then put it down on our other friend's chair in one of those paper ketchup holder things and pushed the chair in. We were certain he would look at the chair first, since we tended to pull pranks on one another every once in awhile. But then he came back with his tray of food, pulled out the chair and sat down.

Me and my friend burst out laughing so hard that most of the people in the massive cafeteria looked over at us. My friend who just sat in it just smiled and looked at us for a few seconds, wondering what the joke was. Then he must have felt it seeping through his pants because he suddenly stood up and was like "WHAT THE ****" and we started laughing even harder, until we couldn't breath. He got all red-faced and rushed out the door, passing by like 30 other tables of kids. After about five minutes me and my friend composed ourselves enough to inhale, and then some girls from the next table started yelling at us for being assholes, and we were all like "whatever bitch, that shit was funny"

After about 20 more minutes we were beginning to get curious why he didnt come back and eat his food, we decided to go and try and find him in the hallways. We stepped out the doors of the cafeteria and found him there with some of his other friends. We went to talk to him but one of his friends came and started yelling at us, and we were all like "wtf hes mad?"

So pushed our way past him and talked to our friend and apologized and said we thought he would have seen it, and that even if he didnt, we thought he would just have laughed about it too. But holy damn he was pissed, and he just told us to **** off. For the rest of the year he never came back to the cafeteria during our lunch period.

In fact, the only time I ever talked to him again was two years later right before we were about to graduate. We sort of made amends, but the friendship was never restored.










I lol'd while typing this btw. God damn that was funny.

 

[Dog--]

**** that kid, that was worth it. Even I lol'd.

 

[Sheepo]

That is ****ing great shit. You laughed louder than the entire cafeteria? Holy ****. There couldn't have been many people in there.

 

[Krynn72]

Me and my friend are quite boisterous. And there were about 120 students in each lunch period, so it was a pretty big cafeteria. Though to be fair, some of the further away tables probably couldnt hear us over the murmur of the rest of the people.


lol murmur

 

[Saturos]

An even better joke: Give him a bunch of choco-lax and tell him it's candy. LOL

I did that to a friend once.

To bad it didn't have the embarrassing effect I had hoped.

 

[highlander]

holy **** LMAO.

 

[Jintor]

ITT Saturos is a dick \o/

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

nofreeman's diary 1/31/09:

I'm still posting wacky news stories until some one acknowledges my presence. No progress yet.

You are pooping on guys left and right, bravo, and no sarcasm either.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

In 5th grade my friend would eat ANYTHING you fed him, we had an Uncrustible that we soaked in milk then covered in catsup and rellish and he DEVOURED it.

 

[PJ]

No, this is the worst thing to happen to a kid.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/399306

Poor kid.. Didn't get his Sunny D.

i lol'd. all his parents die from various things like drug abuse, yet hes most upset about his Sunny D! WTF. i loved his voice. your gonna hate me for this but i wouldnt exactly want this to happen to me either

its so old, i know, but its a classic

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Lol Krynn. TBH if my friends did that to me, I'd be pissed for a while but not that long. I remember this guy who was our friend at the cafe table and occasionally would go to the 'whities' table (he was half white/asian, us guys were: korean, indian, hispanic, and black so it was easy) so one time my korean friend put some chewed gum in his burger and he ate it. We never told him about it lol. He eventually stayed at the whities table so I consider it a parting gift. (he was VERY white, virtually only asian thing about him was very mild eye slant)

In 5th grade my friend would eat ANYTHING you fed him, we had an Uncrustible that we soaked in milk then covered in catsup and rellish and he DEVOURED it.

My korean friend was like that, though it was more disgusting based on that it was half-eaten leftovers from us. He eventually stopped once he got a discount for his meals (he was "poor" but had cable internet).

 

[<RJMC>]

I tried to convince myself not to laugh, since that's horrible ... but that ironic climax deserved a slight chuckle.

I am the only one who laughed at the whole thing????

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Worst thing to hapen ever:

reset postcount D:

 

[Sheepo]

You are pooping on guys left and right, bravo, and no sarcasm either.

I love poop

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

I love you.

 

[Saturos]

ITT Saturos is a dick \o/

If you've ever watched Team America, then you'd know that dicks f**k pussies and assholes. Pussies cry and bleed all the time while assholes just shit all over anybody and everybody. (figuratively speaking of course)

ITT, that's not my theory, (brilliant creators of South Park) although I like it.

 

[highlander]

Worst thing to hapen ever:

reset postcount D:

haha yeah, I remember when we held a party after that and you weren't invited.


hahahaha


oh wait.

 

[kupocake]

1.

Gay Old Times

3.

Scatological Anecdotes

4. ???
5. Profit?

edit: Oh wait, now I see. The anecdotes aren't alternatives 'worse things', they're what god does to you if you're the child of a gay couple.

Also Aids.