Would you fight or join Combine?

[Alix Mcdean]

. -_- Don't talk politics in a non-political thread.

SO TRUE!

Now, read over your post, then read everyone elses post, and then tell me if it was really REALLY necessary to start up a potential flame war? Let alone seem hypocritical(Check the quote.)

If you really dont like the guy, dont keep it going, drop him a PM since it seems more like a personal problem anyway.

Now, as for the thread subject...

I'd definatly be combine like I said, but i'd work for the resistance undercover, act like Sam Fisher. I'd get close to the Combine Advisor, and then grab him from behind, whisper something witty into his ear, giggle a bit then break his neck!

...what?

-Alix

 

[15357]

I'd definatly be combine like I said, but i'd work for the resistance undercover, act like Sam Fisher. I'd get close to the Combine Advisor, and then grab him from behind, whisper something witty into his ear, giggle a bit then break his neck!

-Alix

*calls mental hospital*


anyway, there are so many people willing to be killed by a crowbar-weilding psycho.....

 

[CREMATOR666]

I believe the combine advisor doesnt really have a "neck" to speak of...since he (or it) is just a lazy-ass slug.

 

[CookieCuttah]

Sorry, but I don't like when people bring in useless crap into discussions. I think it's the users responsibility as much as the admins to keep the boards clean. I mean you know, there is a political disccusion thread two clicks away

Anyhow as for the subject, I would steal a combine mask and whenever the rebels came I would pretend to be one of those underground rail road station people and when combine came I would pretend to be searching my own house.

 

[MarcoPollo]

Someone get me my gun! There's someone that doesn't agree with me *blows CookieCuttah's gray matter all over the wall*. Give me your oil and get rid of ur beliefs! LONG LIVE CAPITALISM!!!

 

[Sam2k]

I would create a huge army of headcrabs and use them to take over the Citadel, send them through the Combine portal and headcrab the COmbine advisor slug-things.

Or maybe live on a farm growing organic food and opium with my Antlion brethren until I die of old age / get eaten.

 

[MarcoPollo]

So then would YOU be the one creating the special blend of herbs and spices?

 

[TheSock]

Move along, citizen.



I said move along.



Issuing malcompliant citation. Suspect, prepare to receive civil judgment.

*Chhzk, zthump zthump*

 

[AntiAnto]

1) Yes
2) Yes
3) No

I'm saying this but I think I would be too scared to be able to do something else than pissing around.

 

[Op For Guy]

combine

I would join the combine CP, "Hay you! pick up that can!" "What? Huh?" "I said PICK UP THE CAN" beats guy over the head with stun stick.

 

[Realchaos1]

you should read The Combine Threat, I have the link in my signature.

 

[Greatgat]

I would eat a tasty sandwich. Wait... If the Combine took over, the sandwiches would no longer be tasty... NOOOOOO!!!

 

[Ownzed]

Be undercover like Barney did.

 

[Realchaos1]

I would eat a tasty sandwich. Wait... If the Combine took over, the sandwiches would no longer be tasty... NOOOOOO!!!

:flame: THAT PISSES ME OFF, SCREW THE COMBINE!!! :sniper: :dork:

 

[Greatgat]

:flame: THAT PISSES ME OFF, SCREW THE COMBINE!!! :sniper: :dork:

What, the no more tasty sandwhiches or my post?

Actually, this thread kind of reminds me of a conversation a friend and I had once.

Me: You know, I like to think that in a post-apocalyptic world I would do well for myself. Shotguns thwarting off mutants, canabalizing foodstuffs, eat the dead to save the living - that sort of thing.

Him: Why, just because you've played videogames involving that?

Me: ...Good point.

 

[TheSock]

Malcompliant, 10-107 my 10-20. Preparing to prosecute.

*Chhzk, zthwapthwapthwap*

 

[Asuka]

Would fight in scenario 1

Me vs Gordan greatest battle of all time.

 

[Danimal]

I would just ent_remove Gordon. So I guess i'll join in both scenarios.

 

[Realchaos1]

What, the no more tasty sandwhiches or my post?

Actually, this thread kind of reminds me of a conversation a friend and I had once.

Me: You know, I like to think that in a post-apocalyptic world I would do well for myself. Shotguns thwarting off mutants, canabalizing foodstuffs, eat the dead to save the living - that sort of thing.

Him: Why, just because you've played videogames involving that?

Me: ...Good point.

The fact that the combine has stolen all the g00d sandwich meat!!! :flame: :flame: All we have now is BLOG'NAH!!!

 

[Iamthemonkey]

So then would YOU be the one creating the special blend of herbs and spices?

Everyone wants to be the colonel. Damn him and his Kentucy (speeling?) Fried Chicken!

 

[CookieCuttah]

Someone get me my gun! There's someone that doesn't agree with me *blows CookieCuttah's gray matter all over the wall*. Give me your oil and get rid of ur beliefs! LONG LIVE CAPITALISM!!!

I wasn't trying to prove beliefs, I honestly don't care if you are capitalistic/communistic/socialistic, what bothered me most is that someone goes around trying to shove them on a non-political thread. By the way thank you for blowing me to hell, at least it made me stop coughing.

Bolognah makes horrible sandwiches though, especially combined with margarine butter. :x :x :x

 

[Roman Legion]

I'd join Civil Protection or the Combine auxiliary force so at least I'm still human…but I will stay true with Earth…and try not to kill people. Other than that I will serve with the combines, and I mean by making life easier for the two of us…


I read some things about the Combine. Is they do use regular human troops and there are the auxiliary force. The auxiliary force are beings from the world they conquered that joined freely…the elite of the combines are clones, or cyborgs like…do not know the Combines do have a citizenship system like the Romans or even if they have families…


What I read is that the Combine did have humans before they invaded Earth…

But hey, you guys, you have to omit, the combine uniform kicks butt.

 

[Roman Legion]

How do i start a thred or a topick?

 

[Ennui]

I would play as resistance.

And, Roman Legion, no offense, but you don't deserve to start one if you can't figure it out.

 

[CookieCuttah]

Go to the topic you want to post in. And look around the bottom for create thread.

 

[Impulse147]

I'd join the combine, enter some cheats and kill freeman once and for all.

 

[AIDisabled]

Well, as of now I'm quite happy being Gordon Freeman...

Seriously, though. I'd pick the Combine even if Gordon was alive. Singular heros do not last forever and Gordon is after all mortal (which can be questioned after HL2's ending, but since there is no proof to prove his immortality, is ultimately pointless). A single sneak assassination attack could terminate him.

 

[_-_-SELAS-_-_]

lol most people would join the evil empire as long as they are sure there are no heroes coming after them :-D

 

[Llama]

lol most people would join the evil empire as long as they are sure there are no heroes coming after them :-D

id go live on my own in a cave with my girlfriend....then eat her when i started to starve :x

 

[Realchaos1]

I would play as resistance.

And, Roman Legion, no offense, but you don't deserve to start one if you can't figure it out.

Hmmm, I probably would too... I would kick some serious ass :sniper: :sniper:

 

[Langolier]

I'd be too lazy to do either
I'd just sit around waiting to die

Likewise. I'd like to be able to say that I'd join Civil Protection and work undercover for the resistance, or that I'd sneak away and join the rebels... but that would never happen. I'd just sit around and wait to die.

 

[Sid Burn]

Fight with the combines... since annihilating an entire race is damn cool!!! plus, you get to use those APC.

 

[slaze]

i would join the resistance and do exactly what either gordan is doin or what barney is doin. i would build an underground fort and still things from the resistance and build a army of `dogs` (the robot type) and set them out to destroy the combine and i would take over the combine forces

 

[westie]

I ticked all the boxes and this is my crackpot/complex answer: :rolling: :dork:

 

[Vorac1ous]

Scenario 1: No, the Combine are still running around destroying stuff & killing random Resistance members, I'd hold up for now & let Gordon & his team take care of it all.

Scenario 2: Yes, the Combine have weakened since the Citadel is destroyed & it wouldn't take much doing to finish them off.

 

[Dog--]

i would join the combine to be mutated and become a super solder, THEN join the resistance, I WOULD BE UNSTOPPABLE! super combine solder working for resistance!

 

[Ukraineboy]

Whoa, I am away for a week or two and come back to see my post has 6 pages, lol. I wouldn't know that this question would be so popular, heh. :afro:

 

[sup2069]

1) no
2)yes


Id join the civil protection just to stay human. Fighting against a superior enemy with technology is just suicide. Some of you may call me a traitor to my own species. But I'd rather live in decent housing with decent food, then broken down slums and trash for food.

Being undercover like barney would be too risky. Get caught and your a stalker for life.

 

[Qwert93]

I'd become Gordan, the hero. Everyone will follow me!

 

[NÜk]

I'd join Civil Protection, and after proving myself, would request to join the Overwatch. I never was much for the human race anyway.

And the chance to stand before a line of chavs, faces to a wall, losing control of their bowels in fear of me and my stun baton, would be absolute bliss.