Would you give up your IP address for trust?

[xcellerate]

not true, i know a friend from elementary school...but that doesn't mean that i'm in junior high or even high school, because infact i'm not.

"because you're still in elementary school!" --hah there, i made the joke for you.

 

[Ikerous]

But he said "her hs" as in she has or attends a high school...

 

[CptStern]

YES!

<3

umm ...can I sleep at your house? I dont eat much and I can hide under the stairs when your mom gets home

 

[OvA]

I say go for it. Prove that your really lover her and hand it over.

I am so cool and non-conformist

 

[Anthraxxx]

read this article...

 

[Greatgat]

I say go for it. Prove that your really lover her and hand it over.

I am so cool and non-conformist

You are so cool and nonconformist.

OT (everyone, please pay attention), I've had girlfriends who can go either way. I've had some who refused to let me watch porn (I ignored them) and some who watched porn with me (I masturbated in front of them and them in front of me).

I like the second type better, but oddly enough, the first type are usually demons in the sack. Must be a repression thing, or something.

So, I guess the question we must now ask you is:

How's the sex? :bounce:

 

[Uriel]

Porn is teh EVIL! Real men have wifes (MEANING ONE WIFE, HAH PREVENT THE MORMON JOKE BEFORE IT HAPPENS!) and do not need pornography to stimulate their intimate relationship. Seriously, pornography is degrading to women, just dont do it.

 

[Glirk Dient]

and some who watched porn with me (I masturbated in front of them and them in front of me).

Uhh...don't post that again heh.

That is just weird... If you have a girl in the same room with you and you need to masturbate then theres something wrong. You 2 have parts for a reason!

 

[Greatgat]

I masturbated in front of them and them in front of me

Bwahahaha! Take it, Glirk!

But it is kind of fun sometimes. You know, a change of pace. Like tying a girl up and you are wearing mittens, then...

Well, you know. *wink*

 

[Nat Turner]

Tell her no or dump her.

 

[Steven]

I would never delibratley allow spyware to be installed on my Computer.

 

[OvA]

I would never delibratley allow spyware to be installed on my Computer.

I WOULD!

THAT's RIGHT! NOW TAKE YOUR POP MUSIC AND POPULAR HAIRCUT AND SHOVE IT!

 

[Uriel]

Holy hell, Porn over your girlfriend or computer?

SOCIAL RETARD ALERT!

 

[OvA]

But......I wanted to make a polygamy joke ;(

 

[Greatgat]

Holy hell, Porn over your girlfriend or computer?

SOCIAL RETARD ALERT!

See my above posts. Porn and girlfriend. It's like eating a pizza and then finding a pizza hidden below the first pizza.

 

[OvA]

See my above posts. Porn and girlfriend. It's like eating a pizza and then finding a pizza hidden below the first pizza.

A pizza with SEXUAL TOPPINGS!

 

[Nat Turner]

See my above posts. Porn and girlfriend. It's like eating a pizza and then finding a pizza hidden below the first pizza.

Pizza is awesome. I like pizza!~!

 

[Uriel]

But......I wanted to make a polygamy joke ;(

No need, i was pwned on THIS post already (not about Mormons though)

 

[OvA]

No need, i was pwned on THIS post already (not about Mormons though)

HA! I bet you have several boyfriends! :naughty: :naughty: :naughty:

Damn I'm clever

 

[Uriel]

Oxymoron = Gay Mormon

 

[Greatgat]

A pizza with SEXUAL TOPPINGS!

Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k

...like this?

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Don't do it. In my area, there are a very high amount of paranoid and untrusting girls. Hate them, to be honest. I just ignore them and stay the f*ck away from them. Either confront this person or kick her out. Tell her to date that 16 year old :thumbs:


TELL HER NOW!!!!

 

[Uriel]

At first i was surprised at everyone's reaction. Then I remembered the age survey. Then I remembered what I was like at that age. Then I remembered what most guys are like. Then I remembered Simpsons are in about 15 minutes. Then I remembered i have a date in a couple hours.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

lol your relationship sucks.

 

[ríomhaire]

Yes, I get a new IP address every time I dial up

 

[Gorgon]

nop....:|

 

[Glirk Dient]

Why hasn't the OP posted after the first page? This thread is deemed useless...well nvm the pizza joke was f*cking hillarious.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I'd hand it over with an upset feeling that she doesn't trust you. And i'd let her know too. Whats the worst that kid could do? If anything goes wrong you can blame him and her, and the trust problem reverts back round the other way. See how that works? You should be able to reach compromise a little while after that.

You must sacrifice somethings for relationships or those we love, so i say do it. You have nothing to hide after all.

 

[SubKamran]

My suggestion is to find a girlfriend without too many problems with pornography. There's actually alot of women out there that like it.

However... there's a difference between looking at porn, and looking at it so much it gets in the way of a relationship. If you're in a sexual relationship, you shouldn't really have a need for pornography.

My 2 cents.

QFT

6char

 

[Hectic Glenn]

QFT

6char

If she has a problem with it fair enough, you shouldn't try change people, or cut them out your life because they believe that. It's hardly a huge problem, to have to stop watching porn. Seriously, i think theres some pretty child-like views here.

 

[ComradeBadger]

It's not so much the porn, but the lack of trust. I mean I could quite easily cut out porn, but I don't like the idea of someone HAVING to check up on me.

It's the same as someone sending your mates txts asking if you danced with another girl in a club.

:|

 

[CptStern]

If she has a problem with it fair enough, you shouldn't try change people, or cut them out your life because they believe that. It's hardly a huge problem, to have to stop watching porn. Seriously, i think theres some pretty child-like views here.

trust is the issue here ...if you cant trust the person you're with why bother being with them? ..if my wife did that (regardless of the issue) she wouldnt be my wife

 

[Zeus]

just do it and then change your ip

 

[JNightshade]

Absolutely not. Just tell her that she has to trust you: trust is the key to relationships. If she can't do that, then there's no point in getting married, because it will NOT work out.

 

[Deadline]

Well, she is insecure, after a previous relationship with a guy and pornography. Anyhow, thanks you guys were a big help, I really love her, so I am not going to give up on her, im going to give up my ip addy and see what happens. Oh well, i reckon you cant get too much information from it anyhow.

 

[Zeus]

Well, she is insecure, after a previous relationship with a guy and pornography. Anyhow, thanks you guys were a big help, I really love her, so I am not going to give up on her, im going to give up my ip addy and see what happens. Oh well, i reckon you cant get too much information from it anyhow.

well I guess thats understandable...its your decision anyway so good luck man

 

[Raziaar]

Maybe she doesn't want you to look at porn, because you'll come to a website that features her?

 

[Shasta]

Well, she is insecure, after a previous relationship with a guy and pornography. Anyhow, thanks you guys were a big help, I really love her, so I am not going to give up on her, im going to give up my ip addy and see what happens. Oh well, i reckon you cant get too much information from it anyhow.

Good for you.

Now, when you cut off your willy, be sure to feed it to the dog, coz you will not be needing it any more. Don't want it wasting space in the freezer aye.Or you could send it to some starving people in africa or something.

But at least you will learn a valuable lesson.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Maybe she doesn't want you to look at porn, because you'll come to a website that features her?

Oh come on. Seriously, this isn't really a joke in my opinion.

 

[Skaadi]

Dont bother giving it up, she had no right to even ask.