Would you like to have children?

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'm not sure what that has to do with someone wanting children being a scary person.

 

[CptStern]

heh you misunderstood what I said. it's not that they're scary, it's more that the thought of them having children is scary ...because they're crazy or Numbers or whatever

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Ohhhh, I get it now. I thought it was just a more general statement.

 

[Remus]

...because they're crazy or Numbers or whatever

Imagines Numbers mass producing kids to start his own private army.

 

[CptStern]

Imagines Numbers mass producing kids to start his own private army.

x 10

 

[Krynn72]

Hell naw.

 

[PJ]

fix'd

I definitely want children sometime in the distant (not so distant ?) future . But after 4 years in an engineering program i think I'm gonna want to experience the world for a bit before committing to something like that .

Lol thanks.

Also Lol stern. What kind of parents dress their kids up as Hitler?

 

[Murray]

I will probably have children at some future point in my life, but not as things are right now. I don't have the economy nor the will. I preffer to be able to enjoy my life as a bachelor because otherwise I had to take care of a girlfriend/wife as well as my child. I don't feel like reducing my free time.

 

[cleverendeavouR]

I think there should be a maybe option.

 

[VirusType2]

No, not ever.

You are too late! Hell no longer needs a portal to enter this world.

 

[Reginald]

I want a son first, then a daughter. And I can play Lego and stare at girls with my son and play Barbie and stare at boys with my daughter.

 

[Qonfused]

In all honestly, the glimpse I get in my head from time to time of me being a father, having a loving partner with kids running around the yard is the one thing that keeps me alive some days.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

At least 1 son.

 

[Hobostomp]

No, children suck.

 

[Gorgon]

I already have children

 

[kineaesth]

I think there should be a maybe option.

Me too!

Woah look at that.

I vote maybe/depends because, you know, maybe. It depends.

 

[cleverendeavouR]

Well too bad I already voted and can't choose maybe/depends.

 

[VirusType2]

You see? Procrastination has it's advantages.

 

[Azner]

I would definitely want two. A boy and a girl perhaps. Wouldnt mind a third one, just so i could tell him that he was an accident and i never intended for him. Heh heh heh.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

Yeah couple of drains on your resources, what more could you want?

 

[VirusType2]

Yeah couple of drains on your resources, what more could you want?

You voted that you wanted a child, but you will never have children if you think like that. Even if you did, you would be a terrible father, probably leaving the kids with their mother and dodging child support payments, even if you were wealthy.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

erm, i was kidding. illl try to keep the sarcasm to a minimum from now on. Yes i do want kids, when im older and they will probably be the most imortant thing in my life, but lets not get ahead of ourselves here, far too early to be talkin about this shit.

 

[Robbo]

Yes they will be awesome at sports then become lawyers and doctors..... maybe one of each!!
But not before I get to do some of the stuff I want (travel etc...)

 

[Rizzo]

You ******s whould probably have to build your own little spawn, cuz no girl whould sleep with nerds like you. Enyoy your Robot.

edit, ******s cencord? what the flying **** ****?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Nuri?

 

[Rizzo]

Good one virgin.

Nah im kidding. You'd all make great dads im sure. I say dads becouse let's face it, no girls are on here.

 

[VirusType2]

erm, i was kidding. illl try to keep the sarcasm to a minimum from now on. Yes i do want kids, when im older and they will probably be the most imortant thing in my life, but lets not get ahead of ourselves here, far too early to be talkin about this shit.

No, we like sarcasm. More sarcasm, less cynicism.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

yes i used the the term in jest, in no way was i being cynical. Please dont be so condescending in putting links to the meanings of those words, ive become quite accustomed to the use of both.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Never.

 

[Krynn72]

Not after the last time right willie?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

rite





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[VirusType2]

Please dont be so condescending in putting links to the meanings of those words, ive become quite accustomed to the use of both.

I'm not being condescending, it's not an insult. I'm telling you that you used the wrong word.

yes i used the the term in jest, in no way was i being cynical.

Uh, all right. :rolling:

You voted that you wanted a child, but you will never have children if you think like that. Even if you did, you would be a terrible father, probably leaving the kids with their mother and dodging child support payments, even if you were wealthy.

You completely ignored the irony that I was being cynical as well!

 

[SimpleAssassin]

right okay, just a misunderstanding. I thought you were saying i was being cynical instead of sarcastic, my original statement or the way i intended it to be percieved was as sarcastic but perhaps i should of mentioned that somewhere. It must have sounded more sarcastic in my head when i wrote than in yours when you read it.

 

[Letters]

I do... probably sometime in my 30's, though!

 

[Shamrock]

I want at least 600 offspring.

 

[Raziaar]

I love kids. I do not want kids.

 

[Sheepo]

In the distant, distant future, but yes.

 

[Warped]

I'd love to have like 400 babies but its not gunna happen. I'm hoping for some kids eventually but if it doesn't happen i know my family has a lot of kids now so the name will go on at least.