WTF ARE THESE THINGS?!(and funny pics)

[SamuraiKenji]

HL1

A:what i THINK is the Gene Worm or at least some PART of it

B:a REALLY ****ed up fish thing that was in the water near the dam

heres it dead after quite a few Alt-Fire blasts from the Shotgun

HL2

now i believe the fish shown HERE is the same fish as above (tho you cant really see it i REALLY think its the same fish)

HERES where i had some fun

OUCH this must hurt
this is caused due to the Crossbow set at 100000 damage

THIS guy i shot so many times that it started glitching like it does with bodies that have clipped thru things or when you stick the head to far from the rest of the body

well thats the end

i will try to get a better screenie of the fish thing

 

[Narvi]

I'm going to be charitable and think you're being ironic or something.

The first tentacle thing isn't a Gene Worm. Don't play Opposing Force first. It's the tentacle beasty that you fought earlier in smaller form.

The second thing is an Ichyosaur.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

ichyosaur?
wtf dude this is a freaking alien not a dinosuar!
and i havent seen the tentacle thing yet soooo.....yea
and i havent played Opposing Force yet i just looked it up on wikipidia

 

[Tuskin]

You Got HL1: Source? That means you can't play any good Hl1 mods D:.

Also Why do you have your graphics on low in HL:S? You should be abel to play it fine on high, unless you have a computer from the early 90s.

ichyosaur?
wtf dude this is a freaking alien not a dinosuar!

It is a Alien, but that is the name of it.

ichyosaur?
wtf dude this is a freaking alien not a dinosuar!
and i havent seen the tentacle thing yet soooo.....yea
and i havent played Opposing Force yet i just looked it up on wikipidia

What the heck? You fight the tentacle before you reach that Alien fish. Did you skip ahead?

 

[Tuskin]

edit: whoops

 

[SamuraiKenji]

A:im a cheater and damn proud of it
B:i didint realize that it was still named that sorry
C:i dont have a graphics card execpt the piece of shit thats built in so i have to put it on low
and.....i THINK its on low i didint check

 

[AJ Rimmer]

A:im a cheater and damn proud of it
B:i didint realize that it was still named that sorry
C:i dont have a graphics card execpt the piece of shit thats built in so i have to put it on low
and.....i THINK its on low i didint check

A: Well that's why you get confused.
B: Fine.
C: Dude... this game came out in 1998 and even the Source version has ridiculously low standard. If you can play HL2 at all then you can play HL: S on high.

 

[simonjedi]

Its like i woke up in 1998.

 

[Druckles]

It's like someone came along to a HL2 forum without even playing HL... how amusing...

 

[SamuraiKenji]

oh i have played HL i just didint realize i had it untill about a week ago XD

 

[Druckles]

That's like immensely... I dunno... how can you not know you have a game... especially like the greatest game in the world... like... evah!

*stunned silence*

 

[Occam's Razor]

ichyosaur?
wtf dude this is a freaking alien not a dinosuar!

The first time you see the Ichyosaur, a nearby scientist asks:

"Have you seen it yet? They say they hauled it up from the Challenger Deep, but I swear I've never seen anything like it until [recently]"

 

[Druckles]

Those things scared the crap out of me when I was younger. They're the reason I hate water in games. If I've not been in it before, I kind've edge into virtual water.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

indeed i have the same problem
i play TONS apon TONS of games and the water has always put me on edge because with some of the games ive played that have had stuff pop out of the water......*uragh*
and i have a bad memory plus the copy i have came with like 8 other games and most things that have to do with source such as Counter Strike wont work
ill get to the menu but then my computer will instantly restart
but i tryed to play Half Life:Source and i got lucky
it worked

 

[Xendance]

On my old computer (you know, the intergrated graphics card and that), I could run Half Life 2 just fine, Half Life 2: Episode One only just, and Half Life: Source? Lag, and several wireframes.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

thats YOU

 

[pomegranate]

What is this 'Half-Life' game of which you speak? It looks really kick-ass with these crazy freaky monsters you're showing us!!

:s

 

[SamuraiKenji]

hahaha funny

 

[Darkside55]

"Have you seen it yet? They say they hauled it up from the Challenger Deep, but I swear I've never seen anything like it until [recently]"

"Did you see it? They say they hauled it up from the Challenger Deep, but I swear that thing never swam terrestrial waters until a week ago!"

The prefix ichthyo- comes from the latin for fish. There was also another definition of it I remember looking at while I was writing the beginnings of an ichthyosaur article that talked about how it could mean ridges, like those on a fish's head. I'll have to find where I read that again...

 

[FrostXian]

thats YOU

Same spec. computers obviously change peformance in the hands of different people. :hmph:

 

[Druckles]

If I were you I'd just play the good old classic Half-Life. Half-Life: Source had no real advantage over its predecessor, just some fancy explosions etc. If you want to play it in all it's glory, you'll just have to wait till Black Mesa

"Did you see it? They say they hauled it up from the Challenger Deep, but I swear that thing never swam terrestrial waters until a week ago!"

*shakes head* you know waaay too much.

 

[Stene]

Word "Ikhtys" is Greek and means fish. Early christians used is as their sign when they were hunted at the 12th century.

So they just basically putted the "-saur" to end so it is kinda Fish Dinosaur. You see it in HL2 teleport scenes too.

But dude, why are you cheating and watching some pics of the game from Wikipedia? And you have no idea what the whole game is about. Listen to what people say in the game. And Half-Life: Source? Dude, if you would have the original HL1, you could play many awesome HL1 mods and Opposing Force.

 

[Druckles]

The prefix ichthyo- comes from the latin for fish. There was also another definition of it I remember looking at while I was writing the beginnings of an ichthyosaur article that talked about how it could mean ridges, like those on a fish's head. I'll have to find where I read that again...

Word "Ikhtys" is Greek and means fish. Early christians used is as their sign when they were hunted at the 12th century.

Um.. yeah, he just said that.

 

[Saltpeter]

Um.. yeah, he just said that.

Greek and Latin are not the same, thy blasphemer!

The Greek word Ichthus (or ΙΧΘΥΣ) is used as an acronym by Christians - Iesous CHristos THeou Uios Soter, translated as Jesus Christ, Son of God, Savior. They still use it as a symbol today, in the form of fish like ornaments (e.g. on the back of cars).

 

[Druckles]

So he did... I didn't notice Darkside's fatal mistake!

Indeed, it's greek. *insert extra pointless, random fact about the word icthus (ἰχθύς) and where it came from*

Often known as the "Jesus fish" according to wiki

 

[FrostXian]

Often known as the "Jesus fish" according to wiki

I don't see the resemblence.

 

[Druckles]

...?

The fact that Christians used it as a symbol, people just refer to it as a "Jesus fish"

 

[FrostXian]

...?

The fact that Christians used it as a symbol, people just refer to it as a "Jesus fish"

..I was joking.

 

[Druckles]

Oh, you should put [sarc]-[/sarc] tags around your text. Make things clearer

 

[Xendance]

thats YOU

Oh, wow! Good job working that out. You don't even know me, since you only registered this month, yet you somehow think because I owned the computer, it must be crap for me, but for someone else, better?

Go away.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

i didint think that
im just saying that YOUR computer not MINE nothing else

 

[Xendance]

i didint think that
im just saying that YOUR computer not MINE nothing else

I'm allowed to say that its MY computer, and not YOURS. Who cares?

 

[Ridge]

Its like i woke up in 1998.

I lol'd hard

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Those things scared the crap out of me when I was younger. They're the reason I hate water in games. If I've not been in it before, I kind've edge into virtual water.

that stuff doesnt scare me but when i play Resident Evil 2 for the N64, i walk everywhere. last time i ran a fracking licker jumped through a mirrored window in the interigation room and i almost gave everybody a heart attack in my friends house and jumped so high my head hit the cielling.

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

Oh, you should put [sarc]-[/sarc] tags around your text. Make things clearer

you take stuff entirely too seriously\