WTF does /b/ mean?

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i've seen it everywhere lately and i still got no clue as to what it means.
 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=/b/

Urban Dictionary said:
/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.

/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
/b/ is wonderful.

hahahahahahahahaha
 
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Obligatory.
 
One way to sum it up is "bastard" :p
 
4chan. So it deserves a Facepalm.

Followed quickly by a LOLWUT.

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I found out today and I want to rip my eyes out and throw up one the floor.
 
Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls.

See? Nothing happ- OHSHI-!
 
It looks like he's stroking his pet LOL WUT pear :p
 
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Obligatory.

Is that even his own hand? It looks to me as if some whiter guy sitting next to him off-camera is trying to push him away lest he look at the white guy's computer screen before he is able to press alt+f4.
 
*Intakes air to start screaming*

...you know what fuck it.

/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
God damn it Urban Dictionary fails. /b/ is a hot incest dream and when you wake up you start plotting how you can trick your sister/mother/cousin into making it a reality. Among /b/'s many loves, incest is in the top 3.
 
Run, escape while you can! DON'T GET SUCKED IN BY /b/!
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
RUN!
FRICK
 
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