WTF is the "GLOGLEBAG ARMY?"

[Ghost Freeman]

Someone please explain, since the high Political Boredom level in this section has driven me off to other sections.

 

[Neutrino]

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=43467

 

[Gorgon]

Yeah, somone at the other thread got it on his sig

MEMBER #GLOGLEBAG OF THE PENIS ARMY
heitaria
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I mean wtf does that mean to ya ?

 

[Ghost Freeman]

No such channel on Quakenet...

 

[Raziaar]

Gloglebag is a word a bunch of morons made up I think. I could be wrong!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Bunch of morons?! :O How offensive...

It twas but one moron who first used the word.

 

[CyberSh33p]

Yeah, somone at the other thread got it on his sig

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I mean wtf does that mean to ya ?

 

[Raziaar]

Bunch of morons?! :O How offensive...

It twas but one moron who first used the word.

Okay... one created it, a bunch continued it and made it into what it is. Besides, the moron part was just an over exaggeration of how much I hate it. It's not the kind of 'random' funny I like.

 

[qckbeam]

Gloglebag is my baby. The Gloglebag army was created by a one nw909. Join us, or perish.

 

[Tr0n]

Hail nw909!

 

[qckbeam]

Hail nw909!

There are no pens0r rifles in this army tron.....I believe you are talking about the "penis machine" we give to each of our members.

 

[Tr0n]

There are no pens0r rifles in this army tron.....I believe you are talking about the "penis machine" we give to each of our members.

Oh.... I'll correct it master.

 

[Ames]

^The Gloglebag army is oppressive and ignorant to its members!

I say we rebel against them and form our own army.

Now with two free penis machines and a pens0r rifle!

/me runs away

 

[Raziaar]

Christianity totally roxxors your made up militaristic religion!

 

[qckbeam]

Gloglebag wants you

 

[nw909]

Comrades, rejoice, I have recently had a major victory.

Let me tell you my story...
It started during my march towards my fridge, when I got to the door, I realized there was a retched, foul enemy on thine fridge door.

My Comrades, this enemy was unlike any other, it had 6 legs, and was residing comfortably on my motherfridge's soil, this had to be stopped.

I realized there had been a shoe on my foot the whole time, this was not good, my comrades. Two enemies on our gloglebag soil, and one on my foot. I thought quickly, not allowing the shoe to bite off my foot, I threw the shoe at the 6-legged enemy...

When the smoke cleared, I could tell the battle was over, the enemy was half on the fridge and half on the floor, the shoe was twitching all over the floor. I reached for my PhallusM8 Carbine, and smote thine enemy.

Then I made a sandwich.

 

[qckbeam]

Comrades, rejoice, I have recently had a major victory.

Let me tell you my story...
It started during my march towards my fridge, when I got to the door, I realized there was a retched, foul enemy on thine fridge door.

My Comrades, this enemy was unlike any other, it had 6 legs, and was residing comfortably on my motherfridge's soil, this had to be stopped.

I realized there had been a shoe on my foot the whole time, this was not good, my comrades. Two enemies on our gloglebag soil, and one on my foot. I thought quickly, not allowing the shoe to bite off my foot, I threw the shoe at the 6-legged enemy...

When the smoke cleared, I could tell the battle was over, the enemy was half on the fridge and half on the floor, the shoe was twitching all over the floor. I reached for my PhallusM8 Carbine, and smote thine enemy.

Then I made a sandwich.

Our Commander In Chief has indeed struck a stupendous victory for the gloglebag army and all of its soldiers! Hail to him, and rejoice my fellow comrades! The world is indeed a safer place now that our fearless leader has struck down the enemy. Let this be a warning to all countries who harbor these 6-legged beasts!

Sandwiches for all!

 

[Raziaar]

Man I don't know how you did it Nw909, but you are one talented spammer. You had to make roughly 18 posts a day for the whole 15 or so months you've been in this community. I'm totally in envy of your spam abilities =P

EDIT: But Gloglebag is definately an army of spammers.

 

[qckbeam]

EDIT: But Gloglebag is definately an army of spammers.

The Gloglebag army is one full of intellectuals.

wtf d00d!?/1/1!?!

 

[nw909]

Man I don't know how you did it Nw909, but you are one talented spammer. You had to make roughly 18 posts a day for the whole 15 or so months you've been in this community. I'm totally in envy of your spam abilities =P

EDIT: But Gloglebag is definately an army of spammers.

Shuzer owns me at the postcount.

But gloglebag shall smite him down one day, if he does not convert.

 

[Ames]

ENLIST NOW FOR FREE PHALLUSM8 CARBINE

What happened to the penis machine? ;(

 

[Raziaar]

Shuzer owns me at the postcount.

But gloglebag shall smite him down one day, if he does not convert.

Just barely, at 20.34 posts per day.

Seriously though, how much time do you guys spend on these boards? obviously alot of time posting on it, and posting usually equates as far less than the time actually reading the content of a forum, so damn, you guys must spend 1/3rd yer entire day on these boards =P

Once again, post envy.

 

[nw909]

What happened to the penis machine? ;(

It is the penis machine.

Where have you been?

 

[Ikerous]

You should go with valve's
marketing strategy and give
Us stickers and a hat

 

[Ames]

It is the penis machine.

Where have you been?

That's not close enough.

I demand a rename.

 

[Yuri]

Join the Gloglebag army now!

Get a free Penis Machine (PHALLUSM8 CARBINE) with your entrance to our divine army of intellectual freedom fighters.

End the sensless slaughter by the 6-legged creatures! Defend the awesome might of the motherfridge! Get drunk a lot!

An army of one, an army of all, an army including sandwiches and phallic objects.

To learn how to be a hero, PM me- Erestheux, Recruitment Officer for the Penis Army.

Gloglebag out.

 

[Raziaar]

Some day, you guys will be sixty years old, look back on your life and reflect, thinking to yourself... "What the **** was I thinking? Gloglebag army? What was I, an idiot? Oh the years wasted, but hey, at least the soldier only orgies were great!"

 

[Ames]

To learn how to be a hero, PM me- Erestheux, Recruitment Officer for the Penis Army.

Thoust should be thy Gloglebag Army.

I shall commence thy services for thee army for a miniscule payment of 10 shillings to the dozen.

 

[Yuri]

Some day, you guys will be sixty years old, look back on your life and reflect, thinking to yourself... "What the **** was I thinking? Gloglebag army? What was I, an idiot? Oh the years wasted, but hey, at least the soldier only orgies were great!"

I am 60 years old, thank you :hmph:

And sorry, The Thing, the Gloglebag Army doesn't accept shillings. Only gloglebags. Sorry. And what you said didn't even make sense. I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to take your gloglebag.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

if i told you before hand that i'd only be doing it for the betrayal/sabotage oppotunities, would you let me join this "glogle-bag" army?

 

[Raziaar]

I am 60 years old, thank you :hmph:

Oh, well then... I guess the day has arrived!

 

[qckbeam]

Some day, you guys will be sixty years old, look back on your life and reflect, thinking to yourself... "What the **** was I thinking? Gloglebag army? What was I, an idiot? Oh the years wasted, but hey, at least the soldier only orgies were great!"

Some day you'll look back on your life, when you're about sixty years old, and you'll think to yourself "What the **** was I thinking? Religion? God? What was I, an idiot? Oh the years wasted, but hey, at least the private chats with Father Pat were great!"

 

[Bad^Hat]

I made you all and you know it

 

[Raziaar]

Some day you'll look back on your life, when you're about sixty years old, and you'll think to yourself "What the **** was I thinking? Religion? God? What was I, an idiot? Oh the years wasted, but hey, at least the private chats with Father Pat were great!"

Heh, what private chats? Who's father Pat? I don't go to church, I practice my religion between myself and god.

But hey, you know, believing in god takes nothing away from myself, and even if the peace it instills in me is false... at least I still have that faith. It's not like there's ever gonna be a day when I say to myself, oh man, I just realized god isn't real! The only time i'd realize it is when i'm rotting in the ground like all the athiests, which I wouldn't know about anyways because i'd have no soul to be able to witness that fact.

 

[nw909]

Some day, you guys will be sixty years old, look back on your life and reflect, thinking to yourself... "What the **** was I thinking? Gloglebag army? What was I, an idiot? Oh the years wasted, but hey, at least the soldier only orgies were great!"

John Titor?

 

[Yuri]

if i told you before hand that i'd only be doing it for the betrayal/sabotage oppotunities, would you let me join this "glogle-bag" army?

No.

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Oh, well then... I guess the day has arrived!

Sorry, it hasn't.

And what does it feel like to be a cow that constantly dances. That never stops. Huh, HUH?!

Gloglebag, attack!

wheeeeeeee:sniper: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee:angel:


:sniper: wheeeeeee:angel:
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whee:sniper: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee:angel:

 

[<RJMC>]

someone can give me a logic explanation please?

 

[Lil' Timmy]

someone can give me a logic explanation please?

logic is the study of the principles of reasoning, especially of the structure of propositions as distinguished from their content and of method and validity in deductive reasoning. it's also a word meaning "valid" reasoning. there are other definitions, i'm sure.

 

[<RJMC>]

logic is the study of the principles of reasoning, especially of the structure of propositions as distinguished from their content and of method and validity in deductive reasoning. it's also a word meaning "valid" reasoning. there are other definitions, i'm sure.

ok I didnt get that :rolling:

 

[Raziaar]

ok I didnt get that :rolling:

He's being a smart ass. He was literally giving you the definition of 'logic' rather than what you really meant.