www.videogamessuck.com half life 2 review

[drfreeman]

lmao one of the funniest half life 2 reviews in a while
http://www.videogamessuck.com/article128.html

 

[Dead-Inside]

Omfg... So much.. Childisness... can't.. stop la.ghing...

 

[Roland Deschain]

Funny in a teenage horny way (why must I be 20).

 

[aquabelic]

I approve!

::Anton

 

[duckmoose]

Hahahaha, 11/10... and it's SO TRUE!

 

[Harryz]

"Posted on Thursday, November 18 @ 20:50:16 EST by Suislide"

 

[goss]

haha made me laugh, i can feel his anger and excitement

 

[Doppelgofer]

'Gabe + Computer + Buckets of Chicken wings = Best Game ever'

that just made me completley die with laughter

 

[B-MAn]

"Also dont forget Gordon's incredible crowbar skills. He can ****ing throw that thing like Xena Warrio Princess and have it bounce off walls, smash a guy in the face, then catch it with HIS ASS"


LOL that guys a joker

 

[About]

Hilarious quote 1:"All of them are INCREDIBLE LOOKING, dr kliner, barney, the black dude , and everyones favorite, the hot black chick gordon will shove his HEV ehnaced dick up."

lol...the black dude

Hilarious quote 2:"You know have the HEV Mach 5 suit instead of the mach4 so that means you will kick more ass."

and im not even finished reading

 

[drfreeman]

lol its the best also check out the halo 2 review in this review halo 2 gets owned http://www.videogamessuck.com/article132.html

 

[About]

From the second article:
"I cant believe i wasted time watching a ****in video for this shit, i could have been playing a real game like half life 2 or looking at my personal gallery of gabe newell."

I love this guy

 

[ComradeBadger]

teh funny

 

[Crushenator 500]

And that's from a website called video games suck?

 

[FoB_Ed]

hahahaha, I love the Halo 2 review

 

[nX1]

....lol.....pwnage

 

[Maxi]

Meh... I find that just meh...

 

[ZeeM]

lol this is awesome
also check Deus Ex 2 review here
http://www.videogamessuck.com/article72.html

 

[Bedwetting Type]

......

 

[Pulse]

Now that is a review.

 

[Stigmata]

Wow, is that ever stupid, while at the same time giving great insight into the games. Except for the Halo 2 review.

 

[Joy_Decoy]

'dont fix what isnt broke *cough* Deus Ex 2 *cough hunk of shit*.'

word

 

[Gorgon]

LOL, this is how reviews suppose to be

 

[sam316]

lmao, that guy has issues.

 

[Platinum]

not that funny ... just annoying ...

 

[clarky003]

Gordon's incredible crowbar skills. He can ****ing throw that thing like Xena Warrio Princess and have it bounce off walls, smash a guy in the face, then catch it with HIS ASS. WHO ELSE CAN DO THAT?... NO ONE. You know have the HEV Mach 5 suit instead of the mach4 so that means you will kick more ass.

rofl, quoted for excellence

This game i ****ing fly up a ramp with a dune buggy POP 2 GUYS WITH THE KICK ASS MAGNUM LAND DO A ROLL GET OUT AND SHOOT TWO MORE AND THEN SHOOT MYSELF.

??! ROFL

 

[Patten]

LOL check out this quote:

"Now you dont have to think you can just ****ing pick something up and on your way. Instead of thinking Hmm i might need this shit but not that shit, you now pick up shit and dont give a shit."

that made me laugh right there.

Oh yeah, this is from Deus Ex 2

 

[coolmich]

funny part from halo2 review:

-Bungy added a few new textures and made mister chief look more homosexual but that's about it. lol


and also

-only a ****in **** with fagulitis could enjoy playing this spooge that bungy coughed up.

 

[blanked]

this is from the COD: UO review

Some guy named Hitler was a dildo and started a war because he was too ugly to get any of the sex0r. THEN YOU KILL ALL OF HIS ARMY.

lol.. this guy is good

 

[B-MAn]

HAHA this site is jus FULL of random excessive swearin its jus SO DAMN FUNNY