YAY! I'm off for Columbus Day!

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YAY! I have no school!

Anyone else off?
 
ah columbus.. now there was a man who knew how to murder women and children!
 
Lil' Timmy said:
ah columbus.. now there was a man who knew how to murder women and children!
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And hence the honor of having an entire day named after him. Because a man who murders women and children based off skin color and ethnicity by sentencing them to a life of slave labor can't be all that bad. I hear a Hitler day is in the works, or perhaps an entire month. Get ready for Adolph August folks!
 
outpost233 said:
And give us a national holiday!
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well yeah.. why do you think he raped and murdered baby children in the first place?
 
I'm off for "The teachers are in the lake district with the other half of the art group" day.
 
Lil' Timmy said:
ah columbus.. now there was a man who knew how to murder women and children!
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Rightly said, it's funny how many people don't know the truth about Columbus, not to mention he never even set foot on American soil...
 
Bah... you all are regurgitating what you learned in school. None of us lived when Columbus was alive so you don't know the truth.
 
GhostValkyrie said:
Rightly said, it's funny how many people don't know the truth about Columbus, not to mention he never even set foot on American soil...
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...me being one of them... wtf you guys talkin about... *hangs head in shame*
 
Edge said:
Bah... you all are regurgitating what you learned in school. None of us lived when Columbus was alive so you don't know the truth.
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Hmm, while I was in school I learned that Columbus was a saint, and he discovered America by himself without any help from anyone, and that he helped the primitive, native savages. Oh and he also was the only man on the face of the planet to say the earth was round. Of course, that's not what I believe now that I've done research beyond school to find out that just about everyone agrees Columbus has been glorified to a ridiculous level, and his true story is not so flattering at all.
 
Why doesn't America have Viking day? Vikings are cool, like pirates.
 
Edge said:
Bah... you all are regurgitating what you learned in school. None of us lived when Columbus was alive so you don't know the truth.
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there are original sources, written by columbus himself and those around him that tell the story.
GhostValkyrie said:
Rightly said, it's funny how many people don't know the truth about Columbus, not to mention he never even set foot on American soil...
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well, he never set foot on the american mainland.. he probably set foot on the us virgin islands..
 
Well, yeah.
Sorry for being technical about it. The truth is that he never set foot on the East Coast, or anywhere on the 'mainland'....bastard. :p
 
Funnily enough, this is my first day back at school, after a 2 week holiday :p

Religion t3h r0x! :D
 
GhostValkyrie said:
Well, yeah.
Sorry for being technical about it. The truth is that he never set foot on the East Coast, or anywhere on the 'mainland'....bastard. :p
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it must be hard always coming so close, but inevitably finishing second to the timmy. i feel bad for those who aren't me.
 
Hey, at least you don't live at work.
Timmy: I didn't finish second to you, son.
 
Yeah im off from school today also, only to be left with yet another AP Euro essay to write.
 
You guys only get Columbus day off? I get the next two off as well! I'm in for a tough week... wait...
 
DiSTuRbEd: Just where in the hell do you work? And can I get a refferal?
 
Columbus was a frod. He was a simple murderer and wasn't ever the first eurpean to discover The American continent, The norwiegan Viking Leif Eriksson discovered Newfoundland 800 a.d.

qckbeam said:
And hence the honor of having an entire day named after him. Because a man who murders women and children based off skin color and ethnicity by sentencing them to a life of slave labor can't be all that bad. I hear a Hitler day is in the works, or perhaps an entire month. Get ready for Adolph August folks!
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Why do people always think that Adolf Hitler was spelled with a "ph"?
 
The_Monkey said:
Why do people always think that Adolf Hitler was spelled with a "ph"?
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Dunno, I've seen it spelled that way a number of times. Guess it stuck.
 
qckbeam said:
Dunno, I've seen it spelled that way a number of times. Guess it stuck.
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No, his name was Adolf Hitler, nothing else. That misstake probably appered beacouse most names in English with a "f"-sound is spelled with a "ph".
 
The_Monkey said:
No, his name was Adolf Hitler, nothing else. That misstake probably appered beacouse most names in English with a "f"-sound is spelled with a "ph".
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Thanks for telling :)
 
The_Monkey said:
Columbus was a frod. He was a simple murderer and wasn't ever the first eurpean to discover The American continent, The norwiegan Viking Leif Eriksson discovered Newfoundland 800 a.d.



Why do people always think that Adolf Hitler was spelled with a "ph"?
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Why do you think fraud is spelled frod?
 
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