"Yes officer, I was masterbating at the time of the accident"

[CptStern]

A high-on-drugs Dutch trucker en route to Gothenburg, Sweden, was masturbating while driving and lost control, flipping the truck and blocking multiple lanes of traffic. While in the wreckage, he kept masturbating. Under police interrogation, he kept masturbating. That's determination.

The man admitted at the scene to have been pleasuring himself while driving, resulting in his loss of control. That accident, which closed down one direction of traffic and shut off a lane traveling the other, didn't deter him from completing the task at hand, so he kept at it while police responded to the scene. When in custody and under interrogation, the man continued his salacious sexy time in the presence of officers.

he just couldnt get ahold of himself, he lost control on the turnpike and ended up spilling his cargo all over the road

http://jalopnik.com/5366788/dutchman-flips-tractor-trailer-while-masturbating-doesnt-stop

 

[lefty]

Stern that needs like ten simultaneous rimshots.

 

[Warped]

I guess he was driving stick shift!

 

[MJ12]

Wow, this guy needs to use some cummon sense.

 

[Raziaar]

I wonder if he has a disorder.

 

[The Monkey]

I wonder if his delivery came as promised.

 

[Escaep]

I'd hate to find myself in a sticky situation like that.

 

[Krynn72]

Looks like he was jerking off while driving.

 

[jverne]

i hope his cargo wasn't toxic

 

[Maestro]

I wonder if his package ever got delivered...

 

[Sulkdodds]

What a jerk.

 

[Higlac]

Cum on.... What a dumbass.

 

[hool10]

He spilled his cargo all over the road.

 

[lefty]

Semen.

 

[Higlac]

What? That's not even a pun...

 

[V-Man339]

At least he left open the possibility for the chain to keep on going...

 

[Murray]

1. Find idiot
2. Show idiot to the world
3. Feel good about yourself for not being as idiotic as said idiot
4. ?????
5. Profit!

 

[swan_song1973]

how the **** was he allowed to jerk off when they were interrogating him?

 

[Higlac]

how the **** was he allowed to jerk off when they were interrogating him?

He likes handcuffs.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

At least the police came in time. That could've been a really sticky mess.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

You have to hand it to the guy. They opened up an opinion pole, and it showed the majority of the respondents were in favor of his immediate release.

I also heard his name was Randy.

 

[VirusType2]

What a wanker. He should have been thinking about others while he was driving. Talk about multi-tasking, sheesh.

 

[Tyguy]

maybe the radio was broken. i would have done the same thing.

 

[Dax]

Wanking during police interrogation?? Jiizz, you've got to admire his balls for doing something like that.

 

[Lizardizzle]

It is probably worth mentioning that he probably wasn't black.

 

[swan_song1973]

At least the police came in time. That could've been a really sticky mess.

this is full of win.

 

[Moto]

He masturbated while driving a truck.

 

[lefty]

Oh by the way- title is misspelled.

 

[Eejit]

Why woody do that?

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Oh by the way- title is misspelled.

Second time in as many days from Stern, but I didn't want to be the one who said it this time for fear of being "that guy who always points out people's spelling mistakes."

heh the truck driver was definitely a "master" of his art

 

[mortiz-Redux]

He was obviously just trying to avoid blue balls.

 

[Sledgehammer]

Only in Sweden.

 

[jet_porkins]

You guys suck. This was the only one that made me laugh.

Looks like he was jerking off while driving.

 

[Shamrock]

I'm surprised he didn't succumb to the pressure due to the huge load he was transporting. I wonder if the officer that reported to the scene was Jack Coff.

Spoiler

HE CAME ALL OVER HIMSELF AND THE COP CAR, AND HE LOVES JACKING OFF.

 

[ríomhaire]

Masterbation.