I'm 28. I have a full time job leading urban kids (of all races) on nature hikes. I simply write down shit they say.
“Hey yo check it, Mr. Cody gotta compass on his watch…Technology crazy!”
26th Jan 2012 | 241 notes
“Hey, i’mma leave this cologne out for the animals. Help a brother get some pussy in the matin’ seasons.”
25th Jan 2012 | 189 notes
“Mr. Cody, there’s an ass loada trees out here, I bet that Johnny Appleseed mother ****er went buck wild in this spot.”
25th Jan 2012 | 41 notes
“I’mma tape a Kudos bar on Raymond’s back… We get attacks by a bear or sumthin, he gunna eat his ass first.”
24th Jan 2012 | 234 notes
“Jamarcus mad cuz I change his facebook to say he like men and he can’t change it cuz this forest ain’t got no wifi.”
24th Jan 2012 | 33 notes
“Mr. Cody, pacifically what you mean when you say there wild animals up in here?”
23rd Jan 2012 | 96 notes
“Ernesto know all about plants n’ fungi n’ shit, his mama work at Subway.”
20th Jan 2012 | 69 notes
“Sharice’s big-ass feetprints make me think I done found the abdominal snow man.”
20th Jan 2012 | 109 notes
“Mr. Cody, them freezy pops I snuck in my backpack are unfrozen, but hit me up if you want somethin’ blue to drink.”
20th Jan 2012 | 183 notes
“Mr. Cody, if you could be a forest animal, what’d you be? I be a snake, walkin’ around all like ssss ssss… scarin’ bitches.”
