Yo mama

[kirovman]

Yo mama is gay.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

yo momas so fat she's obese, and thats a disease and needs to be treated, you heartless jerks.

Genius

-Angry Lawyer

 

[The Monkey]

Your mama is so fat that when the Portuguese found her swimming in the ocean they thought they had discovered a new continent.

 

[Chak]

Roses are Red Violets are black, Why yo mama's chest as flat as her back?

 

[Stigmata]

Yo mama's so fat I almost didn't have sex with her!

Almost.

 

[Chak]

Yo mama's so stupid, if she were a dog, she'd walk backwards and wag her head

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yo mama so ugly I wouldn't touch that bitch with a crowbar.

 

[Reginald]

My momma's so fat that I still haven't left the birth canal.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yeah she's pretty god damn fat ain't she?

 

[Geogaddi]

Yo mamma so stupid she laughed at Willie's jokes.

 

[Chak]

Yo mama's so stupid, she waited at a stop sign till it said go

 

[Stigmata]

My momma's so fat that I still haven't left the birth canal.

 

[JNightshade]

Yo mama's so fat that she broke the mold... literally.

 

[Parlez]

Yo moma is so fat that she irons her cloths on a airport runway.

 

[Geogaddi]

Yo mamma so fat that she has low self esteem.

 

[Chak]

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yo mama made a mistake.

 

[Chak]

Yo mama made a mistake.

Not before yo mama did!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

It's on bitch. Meet me out back.

I have a surprise for you......

 

[Seppo]

yo mama's so fat that when she stands up in the US people in tokyo hide from godzilla

 

[Chak]

It's on bitch. Meet me out back.

I have a surprise for you......

Sry dude, kinda busy with yo mama atm

 

[Chak]

Yo mama's so ugly, she put the boogyman out of bussiness
(attempting to revive thread)

 

[Dekstar]

Yo mamma's so self conscious, she requested this thread to be locked.

 

[Seppo]

yo mama's cool on the internet

 

[Dekstar]

yo mama's cool on the internet

******* was never cool.
OH SNAP!

EDIT: Exnay on the GubTirl-aye..

 

[CyberPitz]

******* was never cool.
OH SNAP!

EDIT: Exnay on the GubTirl-aye..

Buwahah, awesome.

But Tub-Girl was too cool

 

[TCfromBN]

But Tub-Girl was too cool

phail.

 

[Parlez]

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

 

[Instinct]

Yo mama so fat it takes two busses and a train to get on her good side. I conformed

 

[Ophiguris]

Your momma's soo fat, Samon can't reach the lock button !

Your momma's ALSO soo stupid, she can't stop looking at an orange juice carton that says: Concentrate!

 

[The Monkey]

Your mama's so stupid she can't hit the ground with a ball.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Yo mama's so fat this thread CAN'T be locked because she ate Salmon.

 

[lePobz]

Yo momma so fat she went out in stilettos and returned in flip flops

 

[Seppo]

yo mama's a very stupid person

 

[Dekstar]

Yo mamma's so fat she created holland.

 

[Chak]

Roses are red, violets are whack, damn Yo mama smells like ass crack. I don't mean to be mean, but Yo mama needs Listerine, not a sip, not a swallow, but the whole damn bottle.

 

[Ophiguris]

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Go Back To Africa, Take Your Fat Momma Too!

 

[Stigmata]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This line doesn't rhyme
And neither does this one

Also, your mom is fat.

 

[Ophiguris]

Ugh, if you'll remember, line 4rhymes with line 2, not with line 3 or line 1. It's not as common a rhyming scheme.

 

[Stigmata]

I am aware of rhyme schemes. I'm sorry I figured people would be smart enough to assume that I cut out the redundant bits of "This line doesn't rhyme with its respective couplet in the previous pair of lines".

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