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[Kritical Kenty]

Alright all...

I'm Kenty and I can usually be found lurking around FPSBanana making British mods for HL2 and CS:S. I've had HL2 for about 2 years now, but bought HL1 last week to get a better understanding of the game. Completed that and now d/ling Episode 1 :thumbs:


See ya around

 

[Lucid]

<insert witty message that has nothing to do with welcoming the new guy here>

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Wilkommen.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Wow. Newbie sextion has gotten really boring as of late.

Let me be the first to welcome you to our humble abode... Welcome to Hl2.net... It's safer here.


And also, let me be the first one to...


ASK YOU FOR BUTTSECKS.

NAO.

 

[The Monkey]

Welcome.

Already we are breaking down the habits of thought which have survived from before the Revolution. We have cut the links between child and parent, and between man and man, and between man and woman. No one dares trust a wife or a child or a friend any longer. But in the future there will be no wives and no friends. Children will be taken from their parents at birth, as one takes eggs from a hen. The sex instinct will be eradicated. Procreation will be an animal formality like the renewal of a ration card. We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now. There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards the Party. There will be no love, except the love of BIG BROTHER. There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a defeated enemy. There will be no art, no literature, no science. When we are omnipotent we shall have no more need of science. There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness. There will be no curiosity, no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed. But always there will be the intoxication of power, constantly increasing and constantly growing subtler. Always, at every moment, there will be the thrill of victory, the sensation of trampling on an enemy who is helpless. If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - for ever.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

What?

 

[Kritical Kenty]

What?

"1984"


And thanks for the welcomes guys

 

[Azner]

Welcome. Newbie section was wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry better when i left D:
WHY WHY CHARLES WHY!!!!

 

[Que-Ever]

Wilkommen.

Milk women.

 

[taviow]

Warning: Vital signs Kritical. :thumbs:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Milk women.

Milk cats.

 

[TCfromBN]

Milk cats.

Uh....



Milk Dogs?


:x

 

[Que-Ever]

Nothing wrong with dog's milk... Full of goodness. Full of vitamins. Full of marrowbone jelly.

 

[Azner]

and sperm

 

[Dark_assassin23]

yech...


by the way.... WHAT THE **** IS THIS THING :imu: ???
:smoking: <---- not useless. I was smoking then.

 

[Danimal]

MUST you use useless emoticons at the end of your post? :/

 

[Lucid]

MUST you use useless emoticons at the end of your post? :/

There's no such thing as a useless emoticon! :monkee:

 

[Jintor]

 

[Dark_assassin23]

But what is :imu:?
Need a cigarette.... mebbe a cigar
:smoking:
Much better.....
SMOKING IS NOW ILLEGAL!!!!

 

[Xendance]

But what is :imu:?
Need a cigarette.... mebbe a cigar
:smoking:
Much better.....
SMOKING IS NOW ILLEGAL!!!!

Urgh, in England I got told it isn't. In Wales, it was just enforced.

 

[Dark_assassin23]

errrrrr
what?
:smoking:
oops

 

[Dark_assassin23]

I was just looking at the members list....
WHY ARE THERE 354 PAGES OF MEMBERS THAT AREN'T EVEN TO 16 POSTS????

 

[The Monkey]

I was just looking at the members list....
WHY ARE THERE 354 PAGES OF MEMBERS THAT AREN'T EVEN TO 16 POSTS????

They were eaten by the Banimal.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

D:

They was eated.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Day wuz eetud.

 

[TCfromBN]

de waz eatudz


also, the death of gabbleh

 

[Dark_assassin23]

I get it, they were eaten


The death of gabbleh?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Gabbly will never die.

 

[Dark_assassin23]

Someone go on gabbly. I use it but nobody ever on...

 

[Krynn72]

It's safer here.

Most used statement in all the newbie forum!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Also the most untrue statement on the entire site.