You! Carry my luggage.

[//:Protocol]

I have just played the HL2 demo, and been mesmerised by the graphics, PLEASE NOTE, I AM 12, AND ALL I COULD DO WAS THE FIRST PART, BECAUSE RAVENHOLM = NO.

Anyway - I doubt there is much more I can say, But I like reading the forums, and the next step up was to participate.

So. Uh. Hai.

 

[$kelet0r]

boo!

 

[Danimal]

You must be at least 13 to sign up to the forums. Just promise me you'll be good, how long have you been reading the forums?

 

[Lucid]

Hm...
A 12yr old playing an M rated game.

What zee fook?

Please don't touch any weapons in real-life, please for the love of God!

Oh and welcome to our humble corner of the interweb.

 

[Steven]

I have just played the HL2 demo, and been mesmerised by the graphics, PLEASE NOTE, I AM 12, AND ALL I COULD DO WAS THE FIRST PART, BECAUSE RAVENHOLM = NO.

Anyway - I doubt there is much more I can say, But I like reading the forums, and the next step up was to participate.

So. Uh. Hai.

you > Azner

Very good grammar and spelling for a twelve year old and I can understand you.

 

[Danimal]

Which is why I haven't shunned him.

 

[//:Protocol]

Woo, Acceptance!

Well - I'm going to be a pretty un-intelligable person about HL2 (Other than a conspiracy theorist) As I am going to COMPLETLY skip ravenholm, because HL1 Scared me enough.

(8 year olds + Zombies = No again.)

And I promise I will be good.

 

[Danimal]

Ravenholm isn't really that scary, the only thing that made me jump was when you get attacked by the fast zombie. And that was because I accidently turned my volume up way too loud.

 

[$kelet0r]

yeah - ravenholm is pretty tame tbh
it's atmospheric and gets your nerves going but it's not scary at all which is a terrible shame in one sense. I blame it on level conceits - constantly respawning zombies, obviously placed enemies, and how much fun it is
You don't have time to be frightened when you are laughing at throwing paint cans over zombies!

 

[Danimal]

Oh and since you're 12, I would like to warn you of the Off-Topic forum. You see, there is certain conversations in there not really suitable for those of your age.

Then again, you are playing an M15+ game.

 

[Shippi]

.

 

[Cormeh]

12, with better grammar, spelling and structure than me.

Ach! Hullo wee bairn!

 

[//:Protocol]

Oh and since you're 12, I would like to warn you of the Off-Topic forum. You see, there is certain conversations in there not really suitable for those of your age.

Then again, you are playing an M15+ game.

Guess where his next stop will be now, Danimal

Now where Am I supposed to interject?

You guys pretty much just did my conversation for me.

The only way I could solve this is with a completely unrelated picture from my stockpile... Hmm.

 

[Zephos]

Warning contains pen0rs.

And maybe Art and Design for the time being...

 

[Remus]

Welcome. I see you've already broken rule number one: Never ever tell anyone your real age. "Mature" conversations in zee general of topic section.

 

[//:Protocol]

Welcome. I see you've already broken rule number one: Never ever tell anyone your real age. "Mature" conversations in zee general of topic section.

I have no idea what you just said.

So I will nod my head.

 

[Beerdude26]

OMG an intelligent form of life on this forum!



...





BURN IT BURN IT

 

[//:Protocol]

Oh NOES!

 

[Beerdude26]

Oh NOES!

Ok who lobotomized it :|


Come on don't be shy

 

[JNightshade]

Heehee, not me...

ok, it was me

 

[Kamikazie]

:O

*Cheers*

We have an intelligent person! AT 12! Welcome mate.

 

[Mr Stabby]

wait till Jack Thompson finds out, he'll be livid

Ravenholm is the best part of the game, gravity gun + saw blades

 

[15357]

ROK! ROK! ROK! woohoo!

 

[The Monkey]

Is it just me that doubts that this person is 12? Anyway, welcome, whoever yout are!

 

[Raeven0]

I'm less concerned about a 12-year-old playing HL2 than I am about a 12-year-old who understands basic English sentence structure and can use the verb "mesmerise" properly.

I command you to join my Legions of Terror and assist me in enslaving the earth.

 

[15357]

Ooh, can I help?

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Is it just me that doubts that this person is 12? Anyway, welcome, whoever yout are!

Yeah he's not twelve. I don't believe it. If he is, Danimal has a friend!

 

[Raeven0]

Ooh, can I help?

You can battle to the death with Sean Hannity for the privilege of being my Minister of Truth.

(Explanation for the slow: Sean Hannity is a quite-right American talk radio host. He idolises Reagan, he thinks Bush is doing a good job, and he regularly cuts off anyone who calls to disagree with him.)

 

[//:Protocol]

Yeah he's not twelve. I don't believe it. If he is, Danimal has a friend!

Of course I am twelve. I would scan my birth certificate, but alas, I am lazy.

 

[$kelet0r]

...and besides that would of course be an incredibly stupid thing to do - never ever give personal details over the net

 

[//:Protocol]

Not if you use PHOTOSHOP.

 

[The Monkey]

...or paint!


Paint rocks.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Paint > Photoshop

Well, it's nice to see it wasn't only me and Login_Here who could type properly at the age of 12. Ah, youth...why hast thou forsaken me?

 

[Vegeta897]

Holy crap, you are my favorite twelve year old, ever.

You write so... GOOD! It's really amazing.

Sorry, it's just quite a shock. Congratulations, I guess, you must be pretty smart.

And welcome to the forums. I hope you stay!

 

[Remus]

According to recent studies it has been stated that the IQ of a newbie will decrease in the first week of forum membership. "You mean me no smart no more"

 

[JNightshade]

Yours must be in the negatives, then

 

[15357]

You can battle to the death with Sean Hannity for the privilege of being my Minister of Truth.

(Explanation for the slow: Sean Hannity is a quite-right American talk radio host. He idolises Reagan, he thinks Bush is doing a good job, and he regularly cuts off anyone who calls to disagree with him.)

*lock and loads K - 2 rifle*


Although I do agree with him........

Yours must be in the negatives, then

I don't think that its measurable. It went down and under the scale..

 

[Steven]

There's a lot of older people on the internet who have worse spelling then this guy.

 

[Remus]

Yours must be in the negatives, then

touché

 

[Beerdude26]

There's a lot of older people on the internet who have worse spelling then this guy.

LOL remember Liz' encounter with the plankton that could talk?

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=105722