You couldn't paint your way out of a paper bag!

[Bad^Hat]

One guess what I've been playing lately.

 

[Raziaar]

Super Soldier Communist? More affectionately known as Mario.

Here's my uninspired attempt... which completely lacks any graphical aspects.

        protected override void OnPaint(PaintEventArgs e)
        {
            if (Paper_Bag != null)
            {
                Paper_Bag.Dispose();
            }

            base.OnPaint(e);
        }

 

[Jintor]

/EDIT By the way, I survived the explosion.

 

[kineaesth]

Jintor is like some sort of demigod.

He can do art, he can play violin, piano, he can sing, HE CAN FUC*IN LAZER A PAPER BAG TO SHIT WITH A SATELLITE WHILE INSIDE IT AND STILL SURVIVE.

 

[Azner]

Lol jintor

Jintor is made out of win.

 

[nurizeko]

I came back for another go.

 

[Druckles]

I gave up after Jintor drew his :hmph:

 

[Darkside55]

You couldn't paint your way out of a paper bag!

And he was right.

 

[Pesmerga]

You forgot "The Cake is a lie"

 

[Darkside55]

The groceries are a lie?

 

[Druckles]

You fell in, I assume, and couldn't get out?

 

[Irksome]

It's paper bag related.

 

[Druckles]

Um... right...

You do know there are kids on this forum??

*sheilds InkHeart's eyes*

 

[Irksome]

Um... right...

You do know there are kids on this forum??

*sheilds InkHeart's eyes*

Well if it makes him feel any better - he didn't blow his brains out. He went on to college, became a succesful lawyer, married, and had a wonderful life.

 

[morgs]

Here's mine (click to enlarge)

 

[Jintor]

And he was right.

I lol'd.

Then I sobbed into my paper bag.

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

That inspired this:

Broke Portal Gun

 

[Raziaar]

I completely suck at anything of this nature. But here's mine. There's so much more I would have liked to do with it... but well, I suck at art, so sue me.

Click the Image.



The latter part is supposed to be random... I couldn't do what I wanted, so I decided to just do the bizarre.

 

[morgs]

Lol, that's great, I like how you've used your avatar.

 

[SamuraiKenji]

Well if it makes him feel any better - he didn't blow his brains out. He went on to college, became a succesful lawyer, married, and had a wonderful life.

this is exactly what i did although im not a lawyer im a doctor

 

[Jintor]

A doctor with HORRIBLE GRAMMAR!

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

Then I guess he's future me.

 

[Azner]

This was a pain.

But was all worth it

 

[Phobie]

Haha Azner, that is SO cute! Well, the end bit where you appear is. The plane is just hardcore.

1000 points.

 

[Jintor]

I like it how you're Ah Beng.

 

[Azner]

Rawr, Im not one though i like the character. NCH did him pretty cute.

<3 the Dee colon too.

 

[Jintor]

Bubble gums, are all banned, ask your friend buy some from Thailand!

 

[simonjedi]

meanwhile...

Spoiler

 

[SamuraiKenji]

A doctor with HORRIBLE GRAMMAR!

Meh...its the Internet everybody.....well most people.....have bad grammar.










Freaking grammar Nazi...

 

[Jintor]

Meh...its the Internet everybody.....well most people.....have bad grammar.










Freaking grammar Nazi...

Everybody else on this forum (bar a few dishonourable mentions and Stern) can type properly, why the **** can't you?

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

IN COMMUNIST RUSSIA, PAPER BAG PAINT HIS WAY OUT OF YOU!

The master piece

Admit it, this is genius.

is this too violent? I will remove if it is.

 

[Raziaar]

As long as it's not a real guy who was shot/killed/harmed in any way, of course it's not too violent.

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

Well, it's the alien movie. I think he's an android anyway. Or was that the other character?

 

[Darkside55]

meanwhile...

Spoiler

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational container!

 

[PortalStormzzzz]

I Just Got It Lol.

 

[Pesmerga]

As long as it's not a real guy who was shot/killed/harmed in any way, of course it's not too violent.

/facepalm'd

 

[Raziaar]

/facepalm'd

You! Shut up a you face!

I basically mean as long as it's not an actual violent crime, it's fine.

 

[Jintor]

Dude, Portalstormzzzzzz MURDERED someone for that. You can't tell me that's right. D:

 

[Druckles]

Admit it, this is genius.

is this too violent? I will remove if it is.

I thought it was very humorous

 

[Azner]

You! Shut up a you face!

I basically mean as long as it's not an actual violent crime, it's fine.

When someone facepalms, just fly your open palm into their face. Itd hurt their nose real bad.