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Sgt_Shellback · Sep 17, 2004

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to
hell where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you
definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what
I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't
quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who
leaves."

George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard
Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and
surfacing empty handed over and over and over. Such
was his fate in hell.

"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good
swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony
Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time
after time.

"No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would
be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks
all day!" commented George.

The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill
Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over
his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose.
Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.

George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while
and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...

"MONICA, you're free to go!"

Sprafa · Sep 17, 2004

I hated it. Not even funny. What's the point?

Sgt_Shellback · Sep 17, 2004

Sprafa said:
I hated it. Not even funny. What's the point?

I think that proves that hatred is all you know. It is funny you twit.

Korgoth · Sep 17, 2004

ha, i like it... pretty funny shellback.

CptStern · Sep 17, 2004

ya that was kinda funny

Sprafa · Sep 17, 2004

Sgt_Shellback said:
I think that proves that hatred is all you know. It is funny you twit.

I didn't like the joke, ok? CptStern and Innervision did. Just because I don't think Bush should win these elections doesn't means I want him to be in that place. That was a sadistic joke. I didn't like it. end of story.

Korgoth · Sep 17, 2004

sprafa what does your sig quote mean?

Sprafa · Sep 17, 2004

Innervision961 said:
sprafa what does your sig quote mean?

لا إلاه إلالله محمد رسول الله
La ilaha Ila Allah Muhammadan Rasulu allah
"There is no god but God, and Muhammad is his messenger"

Sgt_Shellback · Sep 17, 2004

Sprafa said:
لا إلاه إلالله محمد رسول الله
La ilaha Ila Allah Muhammadan Rasulu allah
"There is no god but God, and Muhammad is his messenger"

You're Islamic or do you just like the quote?

Sprafa · Sep 17, 2004

Sgt_Shellback said:
You're Islamic or do you just like the quote?

Do you picture me as a Muslim?

Rupertvdb · Sep 17, 2004

how the hell you got that i don't know, i wish i could find funky internet thigns like that, never mind.

P.S. Sgt Shellback, Sprafa is one of the most most intelligent posters i see around here with a really admirable interest in politics and an ability to find articles and insights that is scary. He is not a hater, he is one of the post positive people, chill out will you.

Sgt_Shellback · Sep 17, 2004

Sprafa said:
Do you picture me as a Muslim?

Nope............................

Sprafa · Sep 17, 2004

Rupertvdb said:
how the hell you got that i don't know, i wish i could find funky internet thigns like that, never mind.

It's written in the flag of Saudi Arabia.

Rupertvdb said:
P.S. Sgt Shellback, Sprafa is one of the most most intelligent posters i see around here with a really admirable interest in politics and an ability to find articles and insights that is scary. He is not a hater, he is one of the post positive people, chill out will you.

Thaanks

Rupertvdb · Sep 17, 2004

i didn't mean how you found it i emant how you got the text on the computer, syaing that i haven't tried too hard

Np for the support, it's true.

Varg|Hund · Sep 17, 2004

Pfffft, Sprafa needs to get back to his voiceacting and moderation duties on EoJ

Nice joke btw

Alec_85 · Sep 17, 2004

(might be too naughty for the mods I don't know) did a similar joke on this topic but it didn't involve Monica, Bush or Clinton though.

Sprafa · Sep 17, 2004

Varg|Hund said:
Pfffft, Sprafa needs to get back to his voiceacting and moderation duties on EoJ

I only moderate 2 forums and broke my mic.

Maxi · Sep 17, 2004

Haha! awesome joke!

Varg|Hund · Sep 17, 2004

Sprafa said:
I only moderate 2 forums and broke my mic.

/me counts.
Seems to be 9 of them to me :O

B.Calhoun · Sep 17, 2004

hahaha, ill be telling this one to my buds, nice one!

Maxi · Sep 17, 2004

Varg|Hund said:
/me counts.
Seems to be 9 of them to me :O

Haha, there's not much to moderate though, since sheepys the only spammer and he's a team member so I can't ban him.

The Monkey · Sep 17, 2004

CrazyHarij · Sep 17, 2004

Um, abit explicit, not that funny..

Farrowlesparrow · Sep 17, 2004

Sprafa your reaction to the joke was a little hard. Just because you didn't like it, doesn't mean you should have taken that tone.

Crushenator 500 · Sep 17, 2004

MaxiKana said:
Haha, there's not much to moderate though, since sheepys the only spammer and he's a team member so I can't ban him.

Pffft, i'll give him a run for his money :thumbs:

nirvana - plateau

No Limit · Sep 17, 2004

Sprafa said:
I didn't like the joke, ok? CptStern and Innervision did. Just because I don't think Bush should win these elections doesn't means I want him to be in that place. That was a sadistic joke. I didn't like it. end of story.

It's just a joke, doesn't mean anything.

Sprafa · Sep 17, 2004

No Limit said:
It's just a joke, doesn't mean anything.

The title says otherwise.

No Limit · Sep 17, 2004

Sprafa said:
The title says otherwise.

Well, hell, this is a pointless argument so I won't even go into it. You have a right to not like it and I have a right to think it was pretty funny

.

Alec_85 · Sep 17, 2004

Hmm I see that my post was edited. Point taken Chris

ferd · Sep 18, 2004

haha!
best joke ive ever seen

PvtRyan · Sep 18, 2004

Older than hell itself

I remember the same joke a while back but then with Saddam, the irony.

blag · Sep 18, 2004

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that
she never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have
moved twice, telling us Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

Warbie · Sep 18, 2004

hehe

Farrowlesparrow · Sep 18, 2004

Ha...I've heard that joke, only it used to be clinton, in fact I think I heard one with Blair in it to. I wonder how long its been around.

johnnypoopoopant · Sep 18, 2004

i picture sprafa as a muslim

Sprafa · Sep 18, 2004

johnnypoopoopant said:
i picture sprafa as a muslim

Why is that ?

B.Calhoun · Sep 18, 2004

Sprafa said:
Why is that ?

Maybe cause ur sig and avatar look like a middle eastern man? just my guess.

But most of us know your from spain's canada

Sprafa · Sep 18, 2004

B.Calhoun said:
Maybe cause ur sig and avatar look like a middle eastern man? just my guess.

Avatar = Big Brother

Sig = you're right

B.Calhoun said:
But most of us know your from spain's canada

We're little....

hasan · Sep 18, 2004

lol the quote in your sig is a little messed.

and um, good Idea. I might put something in Arabic in my sig

CyberSh33p · Sep 18, 2004

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