You know what I love?

[Sam]

Finding money.

I went to the cinema the other day to see Marley & Me (which is an awesome comedy, by the way, I heartily recommend it), and found a wallet on the floor with about 40 dollars in it along with some gift cards and various ID stuff.

I figured that whoever had left it there just didn't want it any longer, so I went and sold the driver's license and other ID to some dodgy looking guy that forges identities, and went and spent the money I got from that plus the money from the wallet on taking everyone I know to see Marley & Me and getting them all hotdogs. It was a pretty good day all in all.

 

[nipples]

I thought you were going to say me. Now I am very disappointed.

 

[Sam]

I omitted the bit about the prostitute since it's a public forum.

Don't worry.

 

[nipples]

That's a relief. I almost shit bricks.

 

[Darkside55]

It might have been funny if he hadn't recovered the wallet. But I give you an A for effort.

 

[mchammer75040]

Congratulations, you are an asshole.

 

[Sam]

It might have been funny if he hadn't recovered the wallet. But I give you an A for effort.

I'm just not mean enough for this job.

 

[Shamrock]

I lol'd a bit Sammy. Also, you were the rapscallion that entered the chat named Sam. I didn't know you took of the 2k. I miss it.

 

[Sam]

I'm not sure who you think I am. Sam-2k left these forums and never came back.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I love you Mr. Waffleroof.

 

[Vegeta897]

Congratulations, you are an asshole.

cough

 

[Sheepo]

I love parody threads. You should've parodied Van and Neptown's thread. You'd be like a parody pimp.

 

[the cow says moo]

It would've been much more funny if it had turned out to be your wallet all along.

 

[Evo]

I found a wallet, it had a card saying 'Closed' in it.