your embarassing moments

[oldagerocker]

On a school trip once...(years ago.. i dont do this anymore honest, well, the other version of this is puking up when too pissed) we was all in the girls room, i was sitting on someones pillow and i errr... pissed myself. I blamed it on the cat/rat/aliens but they all knew it was me really... so embarrasing.

I can never get bra straps undone, i always get one of the hooks stuck and it wont work i sux0r

 

[Jackal hit]

my mom walked in on me making out with my dad.

 

[Pressure]

my mom walked in on me making out with my dad.

That wasn't your dad that was me.

 

[Jackal hit]

That wasn't your dad that was me.

then what's with the flacid old man penis?


gah this is getting out of hand haha.

 

[Pressure]

What does my flacid penis have to do with us making out?

 

[DarkStar]

my mom walked in on me making out with my dad.

haHAHAhhahaHA.

 

[Yuri]

Classic story:

I was talking to my friend in band a long time ago, about the movie Billy Madison. I quoted Billy in the beginning scene where he is drunk in the pool, and suddenly remembers what day it is:

It's porny magazine day!!

Guy behind me- "Porny?"
Me- Uh, yeah.
Guy- "Don't you mean "nudie?"
Me- "Was it? Okay then..."

Guy talking to girl next to him- "Hey, remember that scene in Billy Madison... blah blah... this kid thinks its porny!"
Girl (in loud voice)- "Oh my god, really? Its nudie, even I know that! Nudie magazine day!"
Me- "Oh, sorr-"
Other girl- "What's going on?"
1st Girl, in loud voice explains the situation again.

It got to the point where there were literally about 15 people laughing at me.

"Porny?!?! Thats not even a word!!"

"It's NUDIE!!"

"Nudie magazine day. Duh!"

Literally.

Oh well, I thought it was a funny story, my friend still does. Guess you had to be there.

 

[ailevation]

On a school trip once...(years ago.. i dont do this anymore honest, well, the other version of this is puking up when too pissed) we was all in the girls room, i was sitting on someones pillow and i errr... pissed myself. I blamed it on the cat/rat/aliens but they all knew it was me really... so embarrasing.

I can never get bra straps undone, i always get one of the hooks stuck and it wont work i sux0r

Holy shit you're a chick?!? Man, life IS full of surprises.

 

[Baal]

Classic story:

I was talking to my friend in band a long time ago, about the movie Billy Madison. I quoted Billy in the beginning scene where he is drunk in the pool, and suddenly remembers what day it is:
Guy behind me- "Porny?"
Me- Uh, yeah.
Guy- "Don't you mean "nudie?"
Me- "Was it? Okay then..."

Guy talking to girl next to him- "Hey, remember that scene in Billy Madison... blah blah... this kid thinks its porny!"
Girl (in loud voice)- "Oh my god, really? Its nudie, even I know that! Nudie magazine day!"
Me- "Oh, sorr-"
Other girl- "What's going on?"
1st Girl, in loud voice explains the situation again.

It got to the point where there were literally about 15 people laughing at me.

"Porny?!?! Thats not even a word!!"

"It's NUDIE!!"

"Nudie magazine day. Duh!"

Literally.

Oh well, I thought it was a funny story, my friend still does. Guess you had to be there.

That's sounds like the most frustrating thing that could happen, EVER.

And..I've had quite a few embarrasing moments in my life, well, i can't remember many right now, but I know I have....But no more than normal I guess.

One I remember well...

I was playing soccer when I was 8, in an organized game, and this was my first year.

Ok my memories are a little shady, but somehow I got the ball near half, and I started running, thinking I was on a break-a-way, until I realized I was running towards my own net.

People laughing, and then I just kicked the ball out of bounds.

I was only eight though...so, yea...

 

[lePobz]

The only embarrasing moments in my life involve my parents and my mates... The bottom line is that the two do not mix, at all.

I'm sure they embarrass me on purpose, although I don't know why.