Your sweetest revenge?

[flamingdts]

So, anyone here ever pull off a sweet and memorable revenge? Reason for revenge would be a nice addition too.

I myself never pulled off any notable revenges. I tend to deliberately bump into people who I'm not getting along. Though there was this one a-hole in my school who was some druggy. He would get all aggressive when playing basketball, usually pulling you and playing illegal defense. When he did that to me, I took exception and did the exact same thing as him to him. He threw the ball at my face and tried to pick a fight. Though my friend stopped us before anything happened.

Afterwards, he tried to defend me again. I drilled two jumpshots right in his face when he attempted to contest my shot. First time, he tried to block me, but I pump-faked the hell out of him and he jumped all the way up like an idiot. Right afterwards, my teammate gave me the ball again and he tried to defend me again. I did a step back dribble, then pulled up for a shot right in front of his face and made it. Everybody in the court cheered (nobody liked him), a pretty sweet and fair revenge indeed. For those who aren't too familiar with basketball. When your defender is guarding you closely, but you pull off for a shot anyways and make it. It's an "in your face" moment.

 

[Raziaar]

I threw a bag of sugar at someone.

If it was a bag of Splenda it would have been even sweeter!




(I haven't really done that obviously)

 

[Escaep]

When I dumped his body into the river.

 

[Warped]

when my ex girlfriend left me i found a younger hotter girl, and took a lot of pictures. she got really jealous and it was fun to have 2 girls fighting over me, but i wouldn't ever do it again. in the end everything got fixed but unfortunately i lost both of them. tread lightly with jealous bitches is all i can say

 

[Rizzo]

haha you whouldn't belive the shit I've done.

 

[KiplingsCat]

I went on a French exchange in Paris once when I was around 16. The girl I was staying with turned out to be totally horrible, and her family weren't much better. They used to laugh at my accent and they used always talk about me in French in front of me, thinking I couldn't understand (but I could!) I don't think I've ever met a more unpleasant person; the two weeks I spent there were totally miserable. They used constantly pick on me over the smallest little things.

BUT I had the last laugh when she came over to stay with us

I told my mother it would be a nice idea to take her for long walks through wet marshy fields, and for endless drives through the mountains where the wind made her perfect hair all messed up, and to the beach where she was absolutely frozen. We took her to a family gathering as well; I'd say the poor girl was terrified (my family are pretty mad (in a good way)). When I was in Paris I discovered that she had no interest whatsoever in art, but I told my mother she liked museums and old houses and things like that so of course she got taken to every single one in the country. Those were the happiest three weeks of my life.

 

[Krynn72]

haha you whouldn't belive the shit I've done.

You're right.

 

[Rizzo]

Becouse it's all lies... I just want you to think Im cool Krynn. What the **** does it take to make you think that!? Say it and I will do it right now.

 

[Acepilotf14]

I'm not really a vengeful person. I can't hold grudges.

Although I did get this one douchebag perma-banned on another site.

 

[AtomicSpark]

I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a bad romance

 

[DEATHMASTER]

In kindergarten, this cripplef***** was such an asshole to me for no reason. He forgot his Gameboy and instead of returning it, *yoink* my first Gameboy! With a free game inside! I only feel bad that I stole from a cripple (I have no idea/recollection if his condition was permanent, but he was on crutches).

 

[15357]

I dunno. I don't get revenge on people. Whatever happens, it ends that day. I'm not a vengeful person.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

I've really never had a memorable revenge to be honest. I mean I know that I have gotten revenge on someone, but it was fairly minor. As I see it, getting revenge on someone is really just an act of hate because of what happened to you, and it basically worsens the problem. Think about it. How many times to you see people go to jail for crimes committed in vengeance? A lot (I have no idea). Revenge is an act of self pleasure which makes you feel better by doing the exact same awful thing to the offender.

Spoiler

Revenge is sweet. Payback's a bitch.

 

[David.Seth2]

Never actually got revenge, but I did come up with a good one for a friend (sadly she wussed out). Her ex had been harassing her, and basically making her life miserable. I came up with an idea that would (potentially) make his life hell: buy a huge dildo (black of course), and put it in a regular, unmarked cardboard box. Then put a few gay porn mags in the box as well. Fill up the box with the styrofoam peanuts. Then type out a letter, and place it on the very top. The letter would say something like "Thank you Mr. Joe Shmo for your order of The Black Stallion. We have included several promotional magazines based off of the survey you filled out at our site. Please call if you are interested in a subscription" The letter should sound official, maybe even try to put a logo on it. The box should be sealed, have his address on it, and have a convincing return address (but nothing that would reveal whats inside the box). But instead of the full name of her ex, I told her it should be addressed to simply "Mr Shmo". Drop it off on the front porch late at night/early morning. So then the next day, assuming everything went to plan, the ex's dad would be the one to see the package, and would probably open it. Hilarity ensues (especially if his parents are religious extremists, but I dont think they were).

edit: I actually remember that I had wanted her to type on the letter that the magazines were a free gift for "being such a long time visitor and buyer", and hoping that this would implicate that he had been doing this for a while.

 

[the cow says moo]

I went on a French exchange in Paris once when I was around 16. The girl I was staying with turned out to be totally horrible, and her family weren't much better. They used to laugh at my accent and they used always talk about me in French in front of me, thinking I couldn't understand (but I could!) I don't think I've ever met a more unpleasant person; the two weeks I spent there were totally miserable. They used constantly pick on me over the smallest little things.

BUT I had the last laugh when she came over to stay with us

I told my mother it would be a nice idea to take her for long walks through wet marshy fields, and for endless drives through the mountains where the wind made her perfect hair all messed up, and to the beach where she was absolutely frozen. We took her to a family gathering as well; I'd say the poor girl was terrified (my family are pretty mad (in a good way)). When I was in Paris I discovered that she had no interest whatsoever in art, but I told my mother she liked museums and old houses and things like that so of course she got taken to every single one in the country. Those were the happiest three weeks of my life.

What the ****? She was French, you should of done a one night stand.

To get back at a friend, some friends and I tomatoed his house the other night. The tomatoes were too small, though, and didn't splatter very well.

 

[KiplingsCat]

What the ****? She was French, you should of done a one night stand.

I'd never turn to lesbianism for someone that mean (although she was good looking, I'll give you that).

 

[VirusType2]

Revenge generally isn't a good idea. If someone got revenge on me for all the stupid things I did while I was younger, I'd be in a world of shit.

So getting someone back for something they did years ago is kind of petty. Maybe just forgive them. Maybe they've been ridden with guilt over it all this time anyway.

A couple of years ago, I decided I was going to get revenge on everyone that's ever crossed me; but today, I think - live and let live; let bygones be bygones; water under the bridge - and some other phrases.

 

[Raziaar]