You're all premature ejaculators!!!

[[Matt]]

http://kotaku.com/5060830/gamers-on-a-hair-trigger-claim-evil-wrong+headed-scientists

 

[PvtRyan]

I specced 5/5 Rapid Unload.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

So we can accuse people who have high kill rates to be premature ejaculators

I tell you what I feel relieved

 

[DEATHMASTER]

maybe relieved a bit too soon?

 

[Druckles]

The only times I ever recall doing this is when I wasn't entirely aware of my faculties.

 

[Darkside55]

It's only the Dutch! The study only involved the Dutch!

 

[PvtRyan]

It's only the Dutch! The study only involved the Dutch!

Goddammit.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Being a libral country, you would think they would be able to hold it

 

[Bad^Hat]

So...

Should I start saying "pwned" when I ejaculate?

 

[nurizeko]

If this was accurate Kase wouldn't rape every game he plays and still pull the hunnies.




*Gives Kase a big thumbs up, a big green envious of your bastard mad skills thumbs up*.



Also I'm a gamer and if it isn't going to be an all nighter (of ****ing) then I won't pull my pants down for anyone.

I reckon premature ejaculation has more to do with most gamers crippling social retardation, especially with feeeeeeeemales rather then the gaming itself.

 

[TwwIX]

Dutch eh? I blame the windmills and cheese

 

[Pivovar]

I blame all the weed and those funky brownies.

 

[Ennui]

I blame all the weed and those funky brownies.

If that's the case, here in America we're far worse off... only about 1 in 5 Dutch people have ever smoked weed, compared to about 2 in 5 Americans.

And goddamnit, Americans don't premature ejaculate, so it can't be the weed.

 

[kineaesth]

What an interesting and completely pointless study.

I think I'll go out now, and have sex, and ejaculate so quickly it was more like sneezing.

 

[el Chi]

"Don't worry darling, it happens to every man once in his life. Or regularly, in your case."
"Yeah but I don't care 'cause it means I've got super leet madskills. Damn bitch, you should've seen me pwn this noob earlier today. Yeah, BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
*Exit woman, stage left*

 

[Eejit]

"Don't worry darling, it happens to every man once in his life. Or regularly, in your case."
"Yeah but I don't care 'cause it means I've got super leet madskills. Damn bitch, you should've seen me pwn this noob earlier today. Yeah, BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
*Exit woman, stage left pursued by bear*

Fixt.

 

[Cormeh]

Excuse me, but my gaming skills have nothing to do with my premature ejaculation.

.....I came.

 

[Gorgon]

Fact: this may be true, but you can fix yourself.

google PC penis workout, and the OK workout for p-Enlargment.

it works. my time went from : 15mins to 25mins within 3 weeks of the workout.

 

[[Matt]]

So...

Should I start saying "pwned" when I ejaculate?

If your going for the bukkake approach maybe you should use 'BOOM... headshot!!' ?

 

[el Chi]

Fixt.

lawl

 

[Ennui]

"Don't worry darling, it happens to every man once in his life. Or regularly, in your case."
"Yeah but I don't care 'cause it means I've got super leet madskills. Damn bitch, you should've seen me pwn this noob earlier today. Yeah, BOOM! HEADSHOT!"
*Exit woman, stage left*

I feel that this is compelling social commentary. Females very, very rarely understand the immense satisfaction felt in a perfect headshot.

 

[Pivovar]

Yeah it's the male equivalent of shopping.

 

[<RJMC>]

good thing I have very low reflexes