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YEEEEESSSSS


Gentlemen, little Ravioli is one step closer to manhood. This is a day that shall never be forgoten, for I, Ravioli, have date to prom! :naughty: All my high school carrier i have never had a gf, i have for long abandoned the idea of having a date to prom, scheduling it to be just myself. But today, fellow forumites, that has changed. For i...oddly enough...got asked to prom without realizing it. Out of nowhere she said "so are you gona take me to prom?" and i thought it was a joke, having already settled on the idea that a date to prom is impossbile which all my calculations proved. Unconsciously in a joking matter, i said yes. A few days later, she says "for real, we are going right?". At that moment, my balls exploded and my heart went into cardiac arrest. There is no possibility in this universe that a girl with those looks would want to go with me, but for some reason, nature worked with me. I said yes again. It wasnt till i got home that i realized...."holy ****, im going to mother****ing prom with a mother****ing good looking girl...christ ****" and had a furious epileptic attack.

Yes fellow men, the day has cometh. Please, share your high school memories of prom, enlighten me.
 
jerk off before answering the door to avoid prematurely jizzing all over your date's dress


also good luck, wear a condom (under your tux) and remember to tip your chaperone
 
I dont get to go to prom...

:|

Congratulations to you though :D
 
A friend of mine glued a mirror on his shoe so he could peak under dresses, i went to prom drunk as hell, cant remember anything of it.... fun times.

-dodo
 
Ravioli said:
YEEEEESSSSS


Gentlemen, little Ravioli is one step closer to manhood. This is a day that shall never be forgoten, for I, Ravioli, have date to prom! :naughty: All my high school carrier i have never had a gf, i have for long abandoned the idea of having a date to prom, scheduling it to be just myself. But today, fellow forumites, that has changed. For i...oddly enough...got asked to prom without realizing it. Out of nowhere she said "so are you gona take me to prom?" and i thought it was a joke, having already settled on the idea that a date to prom is (should be was) impossbile which all my calculations proved. Unconsciously in a joking matter, i said yes. A few days later, she says "for real, we are going right?". At that moment, my balls exploded and my heart went into cardiac arrest. There is no possibility in this universe that a girl with those looks would want to go with me, but for some reason, nature worked with me. I said yes again. It wasnt till i got home that i realized...."holy ****, im going to mother****ing prom with a mother****ing good looking girl...christ ****" and had a furious eleptic attack.

Yes fellow men, the day has cometh. Please, share your high school memories of prom, enlighten me.
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Positive Criticism.
 
When I went to our "High School Prom" I proceeded to get very drunk and ignored my girlfriend the entire evening.

But it was mutual ignoring. We considered it better to spend time with friends than each other.

The barman for some reason gave me any drink I ordered for ?2. By halfway through the evening I was having triple tequila and orange for ?2. My mate went up and ordered the same thing from the same barman and was charged ?6.80. It's one of my favourite stories to tell people ever.
 
I wou;dn't want to go to my prom, it's so expensive and I can't even dance. I rather just go on a nice date. But congrats for you =D
 
CptStern said:
jerk off before answering the door to avoid prematurely jizzing all over your date's dress
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Be carful not to have it hang from your ear. She might think it's wax and put it in her hair.

On second thougt come on your own ear.
 
Rizzo said:
Be carful not to have it hang from your ear. She might think it's wax and put it in her hair.

On second thougt come on your own ear.
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*gets the "there's something about Mary'' reference*

I didn't go to my 6th form ball (what we call proms over here in wales), but if you're going with a hot girl, stop staring at her cleavage.
 
My prom/whatever sucked.

They played Nirvana. It's techno remixes.

I don't think I've never raged over something like that so hard.
 
My prom was awesome.
It was held at this really fancy restaurant that the school rented out, they cleared out all of the tables except for like 6 of them.
They played mostly rap and rock, mainstream stuff.

Some guys brought a couple of kegs to the party and served up drinks without ever being caught by the teachers that were watching the place.
Me and my friends blazed about an hour before heading out, changed into our tuxes and got in the limo and picked up the girls.
They had a retarded magician act going on when we got there... it was so hilariously bad.
Card tricks and hypnosis were his main things, he tried hypnotizing a couple people and it was fun to watch, considering they were faking it.

Danced a little but I mostly got trashed and hung out with friends.

Had great sex with my girl after the prom, we were both so trashed... it was wild, probably the highlight of the night... or morning, I think it was like 3 in the morning when we decided to leave, can't really remember.
 
Don't get a dorky looking tuxedo. But do get her a really nice corsage. You'll never forget this night.

Good Luck.
 
Piece of advice from the 'Hat: show up.

****ing anxiety attacks. She was cute, too. :(
 
**** prom, prom sucks. Just take the girl home and bang her in fancy clothes.
 
Prom was the 1st time I drank a lot and was in a limo other than family. Prom itself was ok, but the after parties were amazing. I remember coming home when the sun was coming up and the birds were chirping. I had to call in the next day too which was difficult because it was pretty much the 1st time I got drunk and I had to clean my Tux before returning it. I also remember that my friend's parents were chaperones at the high school so we had to check in with them to make sure we weren't drunk but we were. Before the after parties we went to the non drunk party at school to check in and there was an obstacle course which took my friend and i a lot longer to complete. Its worth it but unfortunately I didn't have a date. I should have asked that girl that liked me but I was too chicken then.
 
My prom was basically a rave. Glow sticks, glowing ice cubes, glowing center pieces; hell yes.
 
I skipped my prom and opted instead to start getting drunk so that I'd have a head start on all my prom-going friends when they came back for the parties. It was a great decision, I had an awesome night and formal events aren't my thing at all, not to mention that I severely disliked most of my graduating class.

My only regret is that I could have taken this one girl to prom and that would have been a good chance to get with her, which is something I'd love to do, but it wasn't worth having to dress up and dance and deal with all of the lameshits at my high school.
 
Ravioli said:
YEEEEESSSSS


Gentlemen, little Ravioli is one step closer to manhood. This is a day that shall never be forgoten, for I, Ravioli, have date to prom! :naughty: All my high school carrier i have never had a gf, i have for long abandoned the idea of having a date to prom, scheduling it to be just myself. But today, fellow forumites, that has changed. For i...oddly enough...got asked to prom without realizing it. Out of nowhere she said "so are you gona take me to prom?" and i thought it was a joke, having already settled on the idea that a date to prom is impossbile which all my calculations proved. Unconsciously in a joking matter, i said yes. A few days later, she says "for real, we are going right?". At that moment, my balls exploded and my heart went into cardiac arrest. There is no possibility in this universe that a girl with those looks would want to go with me, but for some reason, nature worked with me. I said yes again. It wasnt till i got home that i realized...."holy ****, im going to mother****ing prom with a mother****ing good looking girl...christ ****" and had a furious epileptic attack.

Yes fellow men, the day has cometh. Please, share your high school memories of prom, enlighten me.
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Lol, you just told a story that i have seen in like 20 movies haha.
 
Stick it up her bum. I don't like formal dances.
 
Ravioli said:
YEEEEESSSSS


Gentlemen, little Ravioli is one step closer to manhood. This is a day that shall never be forgoten, for I, Ravioli, have date to prom! :naughty: All my high school carrier i have never had a gf, i have for long abandoned the idea of having a date to prom, scheduling it to be just myself. But today, fellow forumites, that has changed. For i...oddly enough...got asked to prom without realizing it. Out of nowhere she said "so are you gona take me to prom?" and i thought it was a joke, having already settled on the idea that a date to prom is impossbile which all my calculations proved. Unconsciously in a joking matter, i said yes. A few days later, she says "for real, we are going right?". At that moment, my balls exploded and my heart went into cardiac arrest. There is no possibility in this universe that a girl with those looks would want to go with me, but for some reason, nature worked with me. I said yes again. It wasnt till i got home that i realized...."holy ****, im going to mother****ing prom with a mother****ing good looking girl...christ ****" and had a furious epileptic attack.

Yes fellow men, the day has cometh. Please, share your high school memories of prom, enlighten me.
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Cute.

You Americans and your obsession with the prom.

Okay, you Italians....wait, where the **** are you?...what the **** are you?.

NM, anyway, the point is I find your obsession with the prom and your youthful delight at such a little thing as a prom date endearing.






Enjoy it I guess, it seems to be exactly what you want.



Edit: As a story of my prom....I didn't have one, my school didn't have one, as far as I am aware my school has never had and has no intentions of ever having one.

Proms aren't the thing over here in the UK, then again, high school isn't a big deal either, its seen merely as another part of childhood to forget as soon as you go to uni/work.
 
I went to two proms, only for my GF. I hated going, because it was an over hyped and over expensive piece of SHIT.
 
Ew, girls.

At my ball I wasn't there, I was drinking in preparation for the After-Ball. Which, incidentally, sucked. But I was drunk!
 
I owe four hours of detention I don't plan to serve, so I won't be allowed to go to prom.

Damn, and the bitches was lined up too....
 
Mine was fun, no alcohol involved but by the end of the night everyone was on the dance floor and hyped up completely, it was a full on rave, on a very hot night so sweat was just flying everywhere, it was awesome. We don't have the traditional take someone to it thing here, just a group of mates will get a limo and arrive with music blaring out etc.
 
That's cool dude. Cool things happen to you sometimes :)

I skipped prom and got drunk alone. It was a blast.
 
We have a 'formal' instead, which is pretty much what it says. And because we're a nerd school, all the actino was at the afters.

And even then nothing really exciting happened.

Uni is better for afterparties.
 
Jintor said:
We have a 'formal' instead, which is pretty much what it says. And because we're a nerd school, all the actino was at the afters.

And even then nothing really exciting happened.

Uni is better for afterparties.
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Out of curiosity Jintor, what high school did you go to?
 
I was one of the few who didn't go to either my secondary school or sixth-form leavers balls. I wasn't much of a drinker at the time and I have a phobia of dressing formally anyway. Not that having a date is important (in the UK at least), but I wouldn't have had one of them either!

I wanted to go though. I won't be going to my uni graduation ball either.
 
Wanted Bob said:
Out of curiosity Jintor, what high school did you go to?
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The state of NSW has a Selective School System, where a few high schools are designated "Selective" and generally funded and staffed way better then all the others, and kids who are deemed suitable via standardised testing are sent there. They tend to get way better marks then most other schools, too. I went to one of those.
 
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