Zero Punctuation: Dead Space

[Adrik_Senturu]

Eh wasn't that funny but im not gonna go disagreeing with it or anything. I've never seen Yahtzee as an actual reviewer just as someone who likes to rip into your favorite games. Won't stop me from enjoying Dead Space :O

 

[Gargantou]

I agree with him. I do like the game so far - I'm almost through with chapter 7 I think - but it seems very samey to me. I've no real drive to finish it. I'm slogging through because I've paid for it, damnit, and it has moments of good fun. The monsters were cool at first but they lost their scare value ages ago, and now monster attacks are just frustrating because the controls are hideous. I'm always low on ammo because I keep missing which makes it all incredibly frustrating. I have the PC version and I can see it being muuuch better on a console for the controls alone.

The environment is nothing new, nor is the story, the characters aren't engaging or interesting, the audio logs are a dumb necessity (find better ways of telling the story plz) and Isaac is a robot. Bland bland bland.

See, this is why women shouldn't be allowed to vote/voice opinions!

*Sorry I couldn't resist please don't ban me!*

 

[Deleted member 56031]

I've gotta say although I do really like the game but i have to disagree with the people who think it is an amazing game. Because yes it is not anything new, has handyman syndrome and is quite frustrating at many points. But it is still a good game, very good but it is not amazing and not the scariest game ever (after about chapter 5 anyway, before then it was although i've not played condemned).

 

[Absinthe]

What's with the sticks up people's asses? Honestly it's as if he can only be funny if you agree with him, and if he bashes your pwecious ikkle beloved game you get all butthurt and suddenly jokes of the same quality as always "aren't funny".

This.

I don't understand why people have this urge to splurt their angry brains out on this forum the moment Yahtzee says something they don't agree with. If you have a differing opinion, fine. That's expected. But enough with the whole "OMG This is the Xth time I thought he did a crap review" or "Yahtzee isn't a real and proper reviewer", as if you people have so much love for the inflated scores these alleged professionals dole out to overhyped titles and shit you don't care for. And it's almost always punctuated with this "BAWWW Yahtzee wasn't funny this time!" crap.

It's routine, lads.

 

[Tagaziel]

You say that like it is a bad thing.

I don't pay to experience the same game all over again

 

[Asuka]

Yahtzee although funny at times is not somebody that i consider a reliable reviewer. Not that i pay that much attention to reviews anyway. Neither should you. Especially this one.

I dont relay on reviews at all. Its more of a agree disagree thing. More down to earth. Sometimes tho he completely misses.

 

[nurizeko]

It needs coop, console campaigns without coop fail.