Zombie Satellite does not do your bidding.

[Sheepo]

Repent, the Lord Jesus Christ's ominous orbit is a sign to us all.

 

[Danimal]

Don't be fooled, it's just a UFO that us humans have entrapped within our orbit. As we speak, we are reverse engineering it's technology.

 

[VirusType2]

>I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
>This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.