Zombies are here!

[TheAmazingRando]

I can't kill anything....:bonce:

 

[Dog--]

I think the combine look cooler than the resistance, but the resistance is better.

 

[mindless_moder]

dont mods reset post counts for stuff like this ?

 

[bbson john]

I am a headcrab. I am gonna to turn the moderator into Zombie. *quiet scream*

 

[Que-Ever]

dont mods reset post counts for stuff like this ?

If not, they should. Speaking of, I'd like my postcount reset.

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Can I have your 2000 posts?

 

[CyberPitz]

What's my title?

*edit* combine soldier!? Hmm, alright citizens, back in line.

 

[Danimal]

I'm a--!

*Looks at HL2.net staff tag*

;(

 

[Teta_Bonita]

*checks politics section*

omg! stern is the combine overlord! :O

 

[15357]

I'm a combine elite......

Alright, everyone, get your hands up.

 

[SimonomiS]

I'm a combine elite......

Alright, everyone, get your hands up.

...hands?

 

[15357]

AHHH!

*pulse rifle fire*

 

[Sulkdodds]

I'm a...

aww

QFT.

 

[ríomhaire]

I'm a combine elite......

Alright, everyone, get your hands up.

and spread your legs.

 

[Zephos]

I will edit this post as soon as I post it...

Damn, headcrab

 

[Gargantou]

I'm a bloody Poison Zombie.. I'll ****ing poizon ya'll!

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

Not me, we have friendly AI

 

[Sulkdodds]

Hang on, no vorts?

 

[The Monkey]

Someone better give me the complete list of the names quick, or heads will start to roll.

 

[The Brick]

:imu:

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Ooooh, this better be good!

Edit: Meh, could be worse..

 

[xombine]

Sniping Kitteh Combine Soldier.

 

[Greatgat]

Hang on, no vorts?

Yeah, where are the vortigaunts? This is completely unacceptable!

 

[xombine]

Maybe they are teh mysterious 30k!!!11 :O

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

Fast headcrab ftw!

 

[Shakermaker]

I am a slow zombie. I can't be fast because I am not. Fast that is.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Someone better give me the complete list of the names quick, or heads will start to roll.

Hell no. Discovery is half the fun!

 

[Glirk Dient]

Just understand that if your not a poison zombie your not in the cool club.

 

[the_rebel_medic]

HEY PESMERGA IS BACK

Welcome back my friend

 

[xombine]

Hell no. Discovery is half the fun!

I find that discovery is often the result of curiosity. And curiosity killed the cat. You don't want us to die, do you?!








Don't answer that.

 

[Pesmerga]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

 

[xombine]

Great song.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

What am I?

edit: sweet

 

[CyberPitz]

What am I?

edit: sweet

I wanna see that 30k...come on Stern, gogogo.

 

[Skaadi]

*dances* There you go, bitches!

 

[ríomhaire]

Yeah, where are the vortigaunts? This is completely unacceptable!

I stole them :shh:

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

I bet the mods put something funny at 30,000. Like, "Munro's slave" or something

 

[Remus]

I'm gonna headbutt all of ya!
*Lmarr where did she get to* oh crap...

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Yes but I say "God Help Me" when you play my sound files backwards

Actually, its more a slurred "God Help!!"
(i checked it)

 

[UltimaApocalypse]

No, It's " *random grunts and moans* God Help, Help Me! *moans*"