P Diddy = James bond?

[CptStern]

on accepting his oscar for his role as James Bond in the movie Goldtoothed Bitch Ass Pimp, P Diddy:

"fist and fourmost, I'd like to say thanks to almighty god, (thank you sweet lord baby jesus) and my mama (hi mama, get some chicken on the stove I'll be home fer dinneh) and I'd like to also thank you the peeples for watching my movie and for helping my dream of a black american accented James Bond a reality, god bless, buy my new album "Diddy got mo money!" Peaze!"

He changed his stage name from Puff Daddy to P. Diddy and now Diddy, but what he would really like to be called is Bond ... James Bond.

"One day the time will come for a black Bond and hopefully I can audition for it," U.S. rapper and entrepreneur Sean "Diddy" Combs said on the sidelines of the MTV Europe Music Awards late on Thursday.

"It's a dream of mine to play a great role like that."

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061103/ts_nm/leisure_diddy_bond_dc

man hollywood rewards stupidity


hello p diddy you can barely speak english what makes you think you'll be able to speak the queens english?

P Diddy: "I'll just axe them to sho me how it's done"

 

[CyberPitz]

omfg...I don't like the new bond movies much, but if this ends up happening...yeah...off the deep end and onto BET we go!

 

[DeusExMachina]

Daniel Craig is gonna be an awesome Bond.

 

[Raziaar]

Eventually there will be a white Shaft too.

Heh.

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

How about getting an old bond back in 007 movies staring as James bond; SEAN CONNERY!!!111one.

 

[Ridge]

He's too busy working on Indiana Jones..besides, I dont know if we want to see him getting jiggy with some young(er) chick...

 

[Raziaar]

His bones might shatter into dust if that happens.

 

[SpotEnemyBoats]

In that case they should hire Gabe!

 

[Darkwolf]

Mabye they could replace M with Sean Connery!

Yeah, that would be awesome!

 

[Krynn72]

Or even as Q! Then he could invent a banana phone that gets bad reception!

 

[Darkwolf]

Please die.

 

[15357]

on accepting his oscar for his role as James Bond in the movie Goldtoothed Bitch Ass Pimp, P Diddy:

"fist and fourmost, I'd like to say thanks to almighty god, (thank you sweet lord baby jesus) and my mama (hi mama, get some chicken on the stove I'll be home fer dinneh) and I'd like to also thank you the peeples for watching my movie and for helping my dream of a black american accented James Bond a reality, god bless, buy my new album "Diddy got mo money!" Peaze!"



http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061103/ts_nm/leisure_diddy_bond_dc

man hollywood rewards stupidity


hello p diddy you can barely speak english what makes you think you'll be able to speak the queens english?

P Diddy: "I'll just axe them to sho me how it's done"

D:

*adds to list of people who needs to get batoned*

 

[Jangle]

Or even as Q! Then he could invent a banana phone that gets bad reception!